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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.3.11
- Martha Stewart Pees With The Door Open. It’s A Good Thing.
- Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder
- Tupac’s Sex Tape Sounds About Right
- Pippa Middleton Wore This and Other News
- Lindsay Lohan Wears Underwear? That’s Not How You Prostitute…
- Kabbalah Will Save Ashton & Demi. Again.
- Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace
- Let’s See How That Bun’s Doing In Jessica Simpson’s Dutch Oven
- James Marsden Knocked Up January Jones! Is How I’m Going To Read This
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.3.11 Posted: 03 Oct 2011 02:27 PM PDT    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which our banner pic above follows along with today’s celebration of underage marriage so long as you count the bride having the IQ of a toddler. We’ve also got Reese Witherspoon who apparently doesn’t listen the first time, Nick Nolte who’s convinced himself that a turkey wrap Read More ... |
| Martha Stewart Pees With The Door Open. It’s A Good Thing. Posted: 03 Oct 2011 12:51 PM PDT    “Did your Uncle Steven make these? Ahahaha! Ohmygod, I didn’t think I was going to say it, but I did. Garçon! More wine.” Martha Stewart‘s daughter Alexis Stewart has apparently written a tell-all book titled “Whateverland: Learning to Live Here” about growing up with Martha as a mother slash emotionless, open-door pissing, encourages you to Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder Posted: 03 Oct 2011 11:37 AM PDT    As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Straight Out Da Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s after it’s pulled out of a suitcase. “I shoulda known something was wrong when she Read More ... |
| Tupac’s Sex Tape Sounds About Right Posted: 03 Oct 2011 10:25 AM PDT    Eclipsed only by the news of more Arrested Development, a sex tape featuring Tupac Shakur is making the rounds and you’ll never believe it involves a hip-hop artist making a woman blow him in front of a room full of people while he holds a blunt. I thought I entered a parallel universe. TMZ reports: Read More ... |
| Pippa Middleton Wore This and Other News Posted: 03 Oct 2011 09:48 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Arrested Development is coming back. Not sure if everyone’s heard. - Russell Brand is the premier practical jokester of the international travel practical jokesters. - Kelly Brook should have played Indy’s son. - Miranda Kerr is back doing what she does best in lingerie. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wears Underwear? That’s Not How You Prostitute… Posted: 03 Oct 2011 08:47 AM PDT    Continuing her European tour/fundraiser, here’s a braless Lindsay Lohan in Paris Friday night, where she didn’t so much flash the paparazzi as give them a nice shot through the window because she’s fancy now. Later, she’d demand they all pay a quarter only to realize she has no idea how to convert French currency. “So Read More ... |
| Kabbalah Will Save Ashton & Demi. Again. Posted: 03 Oct 2011 08:03 AM PDT    Seen here leaving a Kabbalah center over the weekend where judging by the quality, I’m assuming he was photographed by cops on a stakeout – “Yeah, this is Charlie 9, we got Jewish mysticism going on. Repeat Jewish mysticism. Send bagels. Over.” – Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are reportedly turning to their fad religion Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace Posted: 03 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT    Welcome to Part 1 in our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Kid Prostitute.” Here she is in Los Angeles fulfilling the sacred rite of passage for starring in a reality show: Canned bikini photos. Except these are way more messed up than anything Heidi & Spencer could ever possibly imagine thanks to the inclusion of airbrushed Read More ... |
| Let’s See How That Bun’s Doing In Jessica Simpson’s Dutch Oven Posted: 03 Oct 2011 06:30 AM PDT    Wow, that was fast. And surprisingly Asian. Here’s the potentially pregnant yet looking exactly like she always does so who the fuck knows? Jessica Simpson at Macy’s in San Francisco over the weekend where she launched a new collection for her $1 billion fashion empire so of course Eric Johnson was there to hold her Read More ... |
| James Marsden Knocked Up January Jones! Is How I’m Going To Read This Posted: 03 Oct 2011 06:03 AM PDT    X-Men star James Marsden‘s wife reportedly filed for divorce on September 23, so just assume she finally got around to seeing Hop and had no other choice besides sewing her vagina shut. TMZ reports: A rep for James tells TMZ, “This was a mutual decision. They are committed to raising their kids together and remain Read More ... |
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