Thursday, November 10, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Ashton Kutcher supports Joe Paterno

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 10:02 PM PST

In his defense, Ashton Kutcher seemed to have no idea why Joe Paterno was fired, and when things were explained to him, he quickly took this down and apologized repeatedly. It seems hard to believe but consider this; Ashton Kutcher is an idiot. (source = twitter)

Joe Paterno has been fired, effective immediately

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:34 PM PST

The Penn State board of trustees held an emergency meeting Wednesday night at 10:00pm and unanimously voted to fire football coach Joe Paterno and university president Graham Spanier due to their involvement with the Jerry Sandusky sex scandal. Which is way grosser than that made it sound. Surprisingly, Mike McQueary, the wide [...]

the biggest wave ever surfed

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 03:14 PM PST

This video of Mike Parsons being towed into a 60 foot wave will always be awesome, but a close second is this one of Garrett McNamara off the coast of Nazaré, Portugal, breaking a world record by riding a wave estimated to be 90 feet high. Though I’m not really sure how they measure [...]

Avril Lavigne got her ass kicked

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 02:05 PM PST

Avril Lavigne got into a fight early Monday morning at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (she tweeted, “I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is fucked”), and I didn’t really care because it’s just Avril and she’s always running her mouth in bars so screw her, [...]

Rosie Whiteley is not so great at math

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 01:39 PM PST

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just one of the many celebrities who love Christian Louboutin shoes. The bad news is that celebrities are about the only people who can afford them, since they sell for about $700 a pair. The good news is that Rosie has some practical advice for the rest of us. [...]

Sofia Vergara is a good actress

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 12:15 PM PST

Sofia Vergara filmed some scenes for 'Modern Family' yesterday in West Hollywood, and her dress showed off her tits so here are the pictures. Sarah Hyland was there too but I’m shunning her because she doesn’t have big tits like Sofia does. Hey, you wan’t to be ugly, fine, that’s how you’ll [...]

Eddie Murphy out as Oscar host

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 11:30 AM PST

Brett Ratner is the one who convinced Eddie Murphy to host the Academy Awards on February 26th, so now that Ratner has been fired for saying “fag”, Murphy is stepping down too. Maybe because he really really likes saying “fag”. (source = hollywood reporter)

Madonna stole her new single

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 10:32 AM PST

The first single from Madonnas next album leaked yesterday, and about 30 seconds after that Nicola Roberts fans were online pointing out that it sounds suspiciously like Roberts' song, ‘Beat of My Drum’ (listen to that here). Both songs feature cheerleader-style choruses with Madge’s track, which is produced by William Orbit, featuring the lyrics: [...]

Kris Humphries has a really good twitter

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 09:34 AM PST

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Kris Humphries not only had his real twitter but was also writing this identical looking fake one too. So he could talk shit about Kim Kardashian with impunity. Probably not the case though. God forbid these dullards ever do anything even remotely interesting. Nonetheless, here’s [...]

You can buy Michael Jacksons deathbed

Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:47 AM PST

Michael Jacksons mansion in Holmby Hills and pretty much everything in it are going up for auction next month, including the bed that he died and probably molested kids in, presumably with new sheets. They should throw in a showerhead from the Penn State locker room and make it a theme. (source [...]
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