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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11
- Eddie Murphy Quits As Oscars Host, Tells Brett Ratner They’re ‘Twinsies’
- Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Sh*t, Hates Kris Jenner Now
- George Clooney Lost His Virginity To A Rope
- Blake Lively Makes It All Better and Other News
- Joe Paterno Is ‘Retiring’ Now
- Justin Bieber Said A Bad Word
- Tyler Perry Fans Boycot New Film Because Of Kim Kardashian
- Jonathan Lipnicki Looks Like This Now
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11 Posted: 09 Nov 2011 12:53 PM PST Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo. You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe, - The Read More ... |
Eddie Murphy Quits As Oscars Host, Tells Brett Ratner They’re ‘Twinsies’ Posted: 09 Nov 2011 12:00 PM PST In every photo like this, there’s always Brian Grazer saying it all with his eyes. After coming under fire for saying “Rehearsal’s for fags,” Brett Ratner stepped down (Read: Was told to get the fuck out.) as Oscar producer last night paving the way for Eddie Murphy to quit this afternoon because the new producers Read More ... |
Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Sh*t, Hates Kris Jenner Now Posted: 09 Nov 2011 11:24 AM PST Apparently Khloe Kardashian isn’t thrilled with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian tarnishing the proud Kardashian brand by orchestrating Kim’s divorce after only 72 days of being married. Via Hollywood Life: "The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry Read More ... |
George Clooney Lost His Virginity To A Rope Posted: 09 Nov 2011 10:14 AM PST Her: “We’re going to be together forever…” Him: “Shit, I forgot to write her name on hand. Be cool…” In a new interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney – And there goes the red states… – opens up about his awkward early adventures in the world of sex and how it molded him into the Read More ... |
Blake Lively Makes It All Better and Other News Posted: 09 Nov 2011 09:30 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - Clint Eastwood is supporting Herman Cain. No, really. - Mickey Rourke is looking fantastic. - Mariah Carey lost all that baby weight thanks to Jenny Craig’s paid endorsement. - Kelly Brook is back to what she does best. In her underwear. - Kristin Read More ... |
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:42 AM PST “Had I known stopping a man from raping small boys would have affected me personally down the road, I probably would’ve done a little more,” is what’s about to be said here. After early reports tipped Penn State’s hand and revealed they were planning to remove Joe Paterno over his piss-poor handling of former defensive Read More ... |
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:00 AM PST When news of Mariah Yeater claiming Justin Bieber is the father of her baby first hit, I jokingly suggested that the Maple Lord could never sully his mouth with such heathen words as “I want to fudge the sugar out of you.” Turns out I was wrong because on top of his newfound love of Read More ... |
Tyler Perry Fans Boycot New Film Because Of Kim Kardashian Posted: 09 Nov 2011 06:53 AM PST Tyler Perry makes movies marketed to predominantly religious black audiences, so imagine their surprise when he basically cast a porn star who just took a massive shit on the institute of marriage in his latest film. Via The Huffington Post: The filmmaker’s fans have taken to the site saying they will boycott his new movie Read More ... |
Jonathan Lipnicki Looks Like This Now Posted: 09 Nov 2011 06:10 AM PST We’re all Jerry Sandusky now. Dlisted had a few of these earlier in the week, and now here’s the complete set of Jonathan Lipnicki wants to get Tom Cruise hard in the Xenu-parts workout photos because apparently he really wants people to know he’s not that nerdy little kid in Jerry Maguire anymore. No, really, Read More ... |
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