Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.11

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 01:24 PM PST

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs Read More ...

Kris Jenner Admits To Cheating On Robert Kardashian So You’ll Buy Her Book

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 11:59 AM PST

Apparently Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian which is what really led to their divorce, so naturally she’s going to exploit that fact to sell more copies of her book. “If there’s a way to whore whoring, you whore that whoring like a whore.” – Kris Jenner, 2007. Page Six reports: “Robert had been the Read More ...

Mike McQueary Coaching Penn State Saturday, Meanwhile Sandusky Allegedly Pimped His Victims

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 11:02 AM PST

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Uh, you guys, I think I found where they hid the boy rape. (Psst. The jacket.) So welcome to the moment where this whole Penn State debacle gets even worse. First, let’s start with Mike McQueary who witnessed Jerry Sandusky sodomizing a 10-year-old boy in the shower and decided going home to ask his dad Read More ...

Mariah Carey Looks Like This Now

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 10:19 AM PST

Yep, everything looks natural here. Mariah Carey has lost 70 lbs. since giving birth to her twins which would probably be amazing if that wasn’t over half a year ago and most women drop 30 lbs. almost immediately. Anyway, she’s now become the new spokesmodel for Jenny Craig (above) and blames her excessive weight on Read More ...

Hey There, AnnaLynne McCord, and Other News

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 09:45 AM PST

Posted by Photo Boy - 25 Photos Of Penn State Students Rioting Over The Firing Of A Child Molester Enabler - This is the closest LeAnn Rimes has ever come to eating bacon. - Dakota Fanning is Courtney Stodden to the Brits. - Gwyneth Paltrow actually found a way to make Read More ...

Mel Gibson Made Another Baby

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 09:08 AM PST

Because vasectomies make the Baby Jesus cry, Mel Gibson has reportedly knocked up another woman despite going through a horrific custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva that exposed him as a violent, baby-punching racist hell-bent on getting his wang mouth-loved or he makes with the arson. RadarOnline reports: A close insider says that Bellizzi has confided Read More ...

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 07:19 AM PST

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Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able to condense this puppy into one glorious magical post featuring Miranda Kerr, Read More ...

Joe Paterno Fired For Real This Time, A.K.A. ‘Scapegoated’ In Moron Talk

Posted: 10 Nov 2011 06:09 AM PST

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“You saw 10-year-olds raped in the shower? — Ah, well. So, listen, on this next play…” While Photo Boy stuffs the site full of Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics, let’s take a minute to check in on ol’ Joe Paterno who announced his retirement yesterday and planned to finish the rest of the season except Read More ...

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