Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.1.12

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 12:09 PM PST

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“Is lactating contagious? Guess we’ll find out in a…” *poke* Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Ke$ha with a great start, but only if she continues down to the chin and all the way across to the other ear, Emmy Rossum who might not be at this Laker game for her Read More ...

Obama Killed Andrew Breitbart

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 11:09 AM PST

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“No one ever suspects the President. HAHAHAHAHA- Oh, right, all those white people.” When I first read all the insane conspiracy theories regarding Andrew Breitart’s death, my immediate reaction was to laugh and wonder how these people get through a day without chaining a loved one in the basement until they can prove they’re not Read More ...

Katy Perry’s Butt Cheeks Are Here. Thank God.

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 10:23 AM PST

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Not a whole lot happening today, folks, so here’s Katy Perry walking around Paris Fashion Week wearing a see-through dress that’d almost be scandalous if she didn’t want you to see her mint green granny panties with a double side of ass-cheek. On that note, her interview with Kristen Wiig for Interview (Breasty cover here.) Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Face: What The Hell Happened

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 08:47 AM PST

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Lindsay Lohan‘s TODAY interview where she lies directly to Matt Lauer’s face aired this morning (after the jump), and probably one of the cruelest things they could’ve done is flash back to 2006 when she was only 19 with a face that doesn’t look like a blowfish. And if you’re wondering just how exactly she Read More ...

Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 07:50 AM PST

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When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clever stunt to woo his two decades older The Paperboy co-star Nicole Kidman away Read More ...

Guess Who January Jones Doesn’t Have With Her and Other News

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 07:45 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy - Jordan Carver has a powerful overhead smash. And by overhead smash I mean humongous titties. - Wilmer Valderrama is on that Chelsea Handler sitcom that’s still inexplicably on the air. - The funniest thing Steve Martin has done in years. - Ryan Reynolds banged Blake Lively Read More ...

Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 (1969 – 2012)

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 07:20 AM PST

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George Clooney: ‘I Don’t Give A Sh*t If People Think I’m Gay’

Posted: 01 Mar 2012 05:59 AM PST

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“Hey, Internet. Blow me. — Too Mel Gibson? You’re right.” Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he’s that good, the “M” word, then non-ceremoniously dumps them into the arms of Steve-O who we all should start assuming Read More ...

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