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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12
- Selena Gomez’s Clothes Fit Really Well
- JWoww Looks Just Thrilled Her New Show Is All About Snooki Being Pregnant Now
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French
- Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?
- Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12 Posted: 02 Mar 2012 11:22 AM PST        “Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Read More ...  |
| Selena Gomez’s Clothes Fit Really Well Posted: 02 Mar 2012 10:17 AM PST        Here’s Selena Gomez shooting Spring Breakers with Vanessa Hudgens in Miami yesterday which is completely useless information to you, so here are shots of her flashing her bra and a shot of her butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts. Because after indulging in political dickfoolery for my own personal amusement over the past 24 Read More ...  |
| JWoww Looks Just Thrilled Her New Show Is All About Snooki Being Pregnant Now Posted: 02 Mar 2012 09:18 AM PST        When JWoww signed on for a Jersey Shore spinoff with Snooki, she just assumed it’d be another couple of weeks getting paid to act like giant drunken whores on TV thus inspiring future generations to strive for greatness. Except no one taught Snooki how condoms work, so now the show’s being transitioned into Bringing Home Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French Posted: 02 Mar 2012 08:08 AM PST        Outside of these bikini photos taken back in December, Katy Perry‘s cleavage has been kept under wraps since breaking things off with Russell Brand which left me concerned that maybe he got them in the divorce hence why he turned down $22 million of her money. Although, I could just be projecting my shitty skills Read More ...  |
| Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again? Posted: 02 Mar 2012 07:34 AM PST        If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation. Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting he was Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News Posted: 02 Mar 2012 06:43 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. - Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. - Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love with Brad.’ - Don’t drop by Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Read More ...  |
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