Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Minka Kelly Looks Awesome Basically Every Minute of Every Day

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 01:30 PM PST

   
Because every Leighton Meester post deserves Minka Kelly making her look like ass on a hot tin roof, here she is at airport security yesterday looking just as awesome, if not more actually, than her spread in GQ. On that note, this is exactly why I don’t work the TSA because I don’t understand how Read More ...

Leighton Meester Has Gams Out the Wazoo and Other News

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST

   
- Jamie Foxx is Ricky Gervais now. - Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo at the Grammy Awards, then take a dump on the American flag for daring to harbor Cup-O-Soup. - Mariah Carey is letting cameras into her house again. Is there enough room? HIYO! Fat jokes. - Miley Cyrus proves not all Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Ate a Meal at the Same Location

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 12:05 PM PST

   
Seen here in the new Mango campaign, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds apparently had an “emotional” dinner over the weekend which sounds unusual for two people who just dissolved a legally-binding union predicated on a life-long commitment. Weirdos. Us Magazine reports: Johansson, 26, did most of the talking in what appeared to be a rollercoaster conversation. Read More ...

Audrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo (I Hate Myself.)

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 11:09 AM PST

   
Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here’s Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for “Bongo,” who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can’t help but feel this would have been funnier if they’d changed their name to “Yamalot Canyon.” Or “The Tittery Gap.” Photos: Splash News Read More ...

You Have To Be Kidding Me…

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 10:32 AM PST

   
Because there’s not enough strife and cause for alarm in the world these days, the stars of Jersey Shore and Teen Mom were allowed to have a “girls’ night out” in New York City yesterday, effectively forming a three-headed hydra that can only be stopped by firing a morning after pill into its heart. There Read More ...

Anderson Cooper Punched 10 Times in the Head in Egypt

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 09:02 AM PST

   
“And yet still as beautiful as a baby’s ass dipped in silver. *kisses fingers* C’est magnifique!” According to CNN’s Steve Bursk’s Twitter – Welcome to the state of journalism, says the man blogging about tits. – Anderson Cooper was reportedly attacked by a mob in Egypt while covering the protests yesterday morning: Anderson said he was punched Read More ...

Halle Berry’s Custody Fight Just Got Real

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 08:16 AM PST

   
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have gone from a seemingly amicable break-up to a goddamn bare-knuckle brawl this week after the two reached a heated point in arranging visitation with their daughter Nahla and immediately lawyered up. They’ve now taken to the always productive press fight starting with Halle accusing Gabriel of putting their daughter Read More ...

‘Two and a Half Men’ Back in 4 Weeks

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 07:35 AM PST

   
Also, meet Shyla Jennings, the final piece in Charlie Sheen’s whore puzzle. Whee! Despite all the very serious talk about getting Charlie Sheen the help he needs, Warner Bros. has apparently changed their tune on the Two and a Half Men hiatus because filming will resume in as little as three-to-four weeks and make up the Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Stole Jewelry Again

Posted: 02 Feb 2011 05:25 AM PST

   
Presumably to remind us that sending her to rehab instead of jail was a complete crock of shit, Lindsay Lohan stole a $2,500 necklace only to have an assistant turn it into the police right before they got to her house with a search warrant, according to RadarOnline: As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, on February 1, Read More ...

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