Thursday, December 15, 2011

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Cele|bitchy


Duggar family shares pics at miscarried baby’s memorial showing her tiny hands & feet

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 08:23 AM PST


You can see the photos at TMZ.

This story pretty much floored me when I first saw it, and I sat there staring at the photos for a while. Then I stopped and thought about it, and it’s not even as bizarre as putting a deceased person in an open casket, which is common. This is the Duggar’s way of making sense of their loss, and giving an identity to the child that Michelle miscarried. It seems over the top to me, but I’m not them and they’re suffering a very profound loss. Their last baby, Josie, wasn’t much older than this miscarried child when she was born by emergency c-section three months early.

So as you know, Michelle Duggar, 45, miscarried around her 19th week of pregnancy. It would have been her 20th child. They named the baby Jubilee Shalom and held a family service for her. At a larger memorial for friends and family yesterday, the Duggar family shared black and white photos of Michelle holding Jubilee’s tiny hands and feet. On the photo of Michelle holding a little foot about the size of her thumbnail, there was writing in mixed cursive and serif fonts. It said “There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world.” It was an effective message, I’ll say that. It brought their sadness home for me. TMZ and Radar got ahold of the scans of the photos, which a relative of the Duggars tweeted. You can see them there. Here’s more:

The family from TLC’s “19 Kids & Counting” chose a unique way to commemorate the life of their 20th child, who passed away this week in a miscarriage — they took an artsy picture of the fetal corpse … and distributed it at the memorial.

Jubilee Shalom Duggar was due in April … but Michelle Duggar suffered a miscarriage on Sunday in her 2nd trimester.

The Duggars held a memorial today at their church in Arkansas, where they distributed the above photographs — containing messages like, “There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world.” – From TMZ


The deeply religious Duggar family held a memorial service Wednesday for the baby that Michelle Duggar tragically miscarried, and family members joined in prayers for the child.

Named Jubilee Shalom Duggar, Michelle and Jim Bob announced the sad news on December 8 that the pregnancy was not continuing as the baby had tragically passed away, and Michelle had a miscarriage days later.

Amy Duggar, a cousin who frequently appears on their hit TLC reality show 19 Kids and Counting, Tweeted a picture of Michelle holding the tiny hand of baby Jubilee and wrote "RIP precious Jubilee Shalom Duggar! Can’t wait to meet you someday, thank you Lord for giving our family peace."

Michelle was five months pregnant when she miscarried what would have been the Duggar's 20th child.

Jim Bob spoke lovingly of the child that they lost.

"We won't be able to see this child's life and the phases that we've seen for our other children, but we know we will see this child in heaven one day. We are thankful for each child, and we are blessed to have the children we have here and the ones we will meet someday in heaven." – Radar

[From TMZ and Radar]

Now I’m wondering if they’re going to air any of this memorial or the service on their TLC show. I would assume they’ll show at least part of it, they’ve been open about the pregnancy and their loss. Those photos from the memorial that their cousin tweeted were deleted from her Twitter feed, though. It seems like cousin Amy realized that she shouldn’t have made those photos public, but they’re out now. I feel so bad for admitting this, but I wondered if they were trying to save those to reveal on their reality show. Maybe they were just meant to be for friends and family. It just seems like as nice as these people may be and as much of a tragedy they’re suffering, they’re reality stars and that trumps everything. Even if they don’t mean for it to, you know?

2012 Golden Globe nominations are a buffet of quality dong

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 08:22 AM PST

Yesterday, the SAG Award nominations came out, and I covered those with the recent Critics Choice nominations. Today it's Golden Globe nominations! The Globes aren't as big of an Oscar-harbinger as the guild awards, but the Globes are still a fun night, and they do actually matter. So, let's get to the list! I'm throwing some comments in too.

Television (full list here):

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA: American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Boss, Game of Thrones, Homeland. * I LOVE Homeland, and I'm so glad it got nominated. I'm guessing Game of Thrones or Boardwalk Empire will win, though.

BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY: Enlightened, Episodes, Glee, Modern Family, The New Girl. *LOVE The New Girl, happy to see it nominated, and I love Modern Family. My guess is MF will win.

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Brian Crantson, Breaking Bad
Kelsey Grammer, Boss **Why is Kelsey Grammer getting so much love?
Jeremy Irons, The Borgias
Damian Lewis, Homeland *WOOT Damian Lewis!!! YAY GINGERS

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Claire Danes, Homeland *WOOT.
Mireille Enos, The Killing *MEH. That show sucked in the end.
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Madeleine Stowe, Revenge
Callie Thorne, Necessary Roughness

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
David Duchovny, Californication
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY
Laura Dern, Enlightenment
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl *YAY!
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

BEST MINI-SERIES OR TV MOVIE: Cinema Verite, Downton Abbey, The Hour, Mildred Pierce, Too Big To Fail. *Love Downton Abbey. Also loved The Hour.

FILM (see full list here):

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants, The Help, Hugo, The Ides of March, Moneyball, War Horse. *WTF on The Ides of March – that film was total crap. It was like a really naïve episode of The West Wing, only The West Wing always had much better writers. Yay for Moneyball, though. I loved that movie.

BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: 50/50, The Artist, Midnight in Paris, My Week with Marilyn. *I LOOOOVED 50/50. It was a really beautifully done film.

BEST DIRECTOR
Woody Allen, Midnight In Paris
George Clooney, The Ides of March *Once again, WTF?
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
George Clooney, The Descendants
Leonardo DiCaprio, J Edgar
Michael Fassbender, Shame **** OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *****
Ryan Gosling, The Ides of March **Why not for Drive?
Brad Pitt, Moneyball

BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo *MEH.
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Tilda Swinton, We Need to Talk About Kevin

BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Brendan Gleeson, The Guard
Joseph Gordon Levitt, 50/50 *YAY!
Ryan Gosling, Crazy Stupid Love *The HFPA loves the Gosdong
Owen Wilson, Midnight in Paris

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Jodie Foster, Carnage **WTF? That movie looked terrible.
Charlize Theron, Young Adult
Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Kate Winslet, Carnage **WTF? That movie looked terrible.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Kenneth Branagh, My Week with Marilyn
Albert Brooks, Drive
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Viggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method *OMG! Yay for Viggo.
Christopher Plummer, Beginners

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Berenice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain , The Help
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants

BEST SCREENPLAY
Midnight in Paris, Woody Allen
The Ides of March, George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon
The Artist, Michel Hazanavicius
The Descendants, Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash
Moneyball, Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin

*No nomination for Will Reiser, who wrote 50/50? That was a lovely script.

Final thoughts: I hate how much love Clooney is being shown. The Ides of March was terrible, and Gosling should have been nominated for Drive, not Ides. The television noms seem all over the place – no Justified or Timophy Olyphant, no Community, no Parks and Recreation, no Breaking Bad (for series). Still, I guess it will be a fun night? Meh. It should be a good night for dong, in any case.

UPDATE: Yes, I left it off, sorry. Angelina Jolie’s In the Land of Blood and Honey was nominated for Best Foreign Language Film.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Clint Eastwood and family are filming a reality show: intriguing or terrible news?

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 08:18 AM PST

This story truly makes it seem like the End of Days. Apparently, Clint Eastwood has gone to the dark side and agreed to participate within an Eastwood family reality show with his wife of fifteen years, Dina Ruiz, a former anchorwoman is thirty five years younger than himself. I can’t even begin to stress how terrible an idea this sounds like. Why would Clint ever consent to such madness? Maybe he threw his wife a bone (heh) after she pestered him for awhile about it. I guess she must be a famewhore? Pretty much. I just hope she doesn’t drag him down with the ship.

The whole deal with Clint Eastwood’s enduring success isn’t all due to his acting and directing, which has obviously got everything to do with the respect he’s afforded within Hollywood but not so much his appeal with the general public. In regard to the latter, it’s more of an issue of mystique that dates back to his portrayal of the Man with No Name in the famed Sergio Leone Dollars trilogy. He’s an enigma, and a reality show could steadily chip away at that legacy. Do we really want to see Clint walking around in his boxer shorts and absentmindedly scratching his ass? No. We most certainly do not.

Clint Eastwood is going the way of the Kardashians … TMZ has learned his wife and two of his daughters are currently shooting a family reality show intended to air on the E! network.

Sources connected to the production tell TMZ … the show will explore what it’s like to live in a family of “Hollywood royalty.” It will focus on the relationship between Clint’s wife Dina Eastwood, their daughter Morgan and Clint’s 18-year-old daughter Francesca … an aspiring actress.

We’re told 81-year-old Clint has agreed to make a couple of cameos — but will not be a main character on the show.

The show is being produced by reality powerhouse Bunim/Murray — the same people who produce all of the Kardashian reality shows … along with “The Real World” and “Bad Girls Club.”

Sources tell us producers are hoping to get the show on the air in the next few months.

[From TMZ]

This can’t turn out well. Hopefully, the show will be boring as hell because, presumably, Clint will duck out after making a “Honey, I’m home” appearance before retiring to his study, bolting it shut, and chilling out with a hefty supply of fine cigars. An early cancellation with be the most merciful of all possible fates here.

Then there’s the worst case scenario, which would be similar to Ozzy Osbourne’s loss of mystique after “The Osbournes” hit the airwaves. One of my good friends from high school was obsessed with Black Sabbath, and he was absolutely crushed after watching Ozzy freaking out over dog poo and snoring on a chaise lounge while his wife Sharon threw raw meat at the neighbors. My friend couldn’t believe that he’d spent his formative years worshipping a guy that turned out to be such a dork. Hopefully, Clint will avoid this fate. He’s 81 years old and has worked too hard to establish a wonderful legacy. None of his fans ever want to think of him as a dork.

Photos coutesy of Fame

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Kanye West “was all over” Kim Kardashian at a recent event: good coupling?

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 07:57 AM PST

A few days ago, the estate of Elizabeth Taylor sold off her extensive jewelry collection. If only, if only. I would have loved any of her rings – her collection was legendary, and I do believe that the profits from the auction went to benefit Taylor's beloved charities, like amfAR. Anyway, the auction exceeded everyone's expectations and the total collection ended up selling for $115 million, and in the process, broke several world auction records. One of the lucky high bidders? Kim Kardashian, who must be blowing through her wedding money, right?

Kim Kardashian just dropped $65k to outbid a gang of serious jewelry nuts for 3 unbelievable jade and diamond bracelets that used to belong to Elizabeth Taylor … TMZ has learned.

Taylor’s entire collection of rare and expensive jewelry was auctioned off in NYC this week for a whopping $116 MILLION … and Kim was one of the bidders.

Sources close to KK tell TMZ … Kim idolized Taylor — especially after Kim did a magazine interview with Liz for a project shortly before her death. So when Kim saw LT’s 3 jade and diamond Lorraine Schwartz bangle bracelets on the auction block, she snatched ‘em up for a cool $64,900.

We’re told Kim believes jade harnesses energy … and now that she owns the bracelets, KK feels she will share a deeper connection to the Hollywood icon.

Kim is not in possession of the jewelry yet … but she’s expected to get ‘em sometime in the next few days.

[From TMZ]

In other Kardashian news, the NY papers are claiming that Kim and Kanye might be hittin' it once again. They were rumored to be boning before she got with Kris Humphries, so maybe Kanye is Kim's "rebound dong." Can I just say? I don't hate the idea of Kim and Kanye together. They make sense as a (crazy) couple.

It’s been little over a month since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage. But rumours of a fresh love interest for the reality star were in the air last night.

According to a report in The New York Daily News, rapper Kanye West was ‘all over Kim,’ at an after-party following the star’s Watch The Throne concert in Los Angeles.

‘Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake,’ a source from the party told the newspaper. ‘He was all over her – caressing her head, touching her waist. I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room,’ the insider added.

The pair, who are long time friends, were attending billionaire Ron Burkle’s party for Kanye and rapper Jay-Z who performed tracks from their hit album at LA’s Staples Centre. Kim, sister Khloe, mother Kris Jenner and Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick all attended the show, and sat in the front row of a raised V.I.P section, according to the paper. Another source says Beyonce was sat next to them, as at one point in the concert, Kanye leaned over the stage to greet the Kardashians.

The source added that Kim looked ‘really happy,’ adding that she was ‘hip-hop dancing’ during the show and swigging champagne from a bottle.

And she certainly seemed to enjoy herself, tweeting: ‘Last night was KRAY,’ this evening, referring to a lyric on one of Watch The Thone’s album tracks

However, a source told People last year that Kim and Kanye are ‘just friends.’

‘There is nothing going on romantically,’ the insider said. ‘Kanye and Kim are just friends and have been forever.’

However, Kanye’s ex-girlfriend, model Amber Rose, last month hinted that the pair may have at one time been more than friends when asked on the Wendy Williams Show if Kim and Kanye.

‘I mean, Come on, like, you know,’ she laughed. ‘Come on! We’ll keep it cute.’

[From The Mail]

Yeah, I totally believe that. That being said, Kanye probably just wants to hit it and quit it. He's not a relationship guy, despite that "thing" that he had with Amber Rose. I think we're supposed to call Amber his "muse" right? Kanye doesn't want to join the Kardashian Empire of Doom – he could never. But he'll bone Kim on the side.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN and Fame.
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Angelina Jolie mystified by the tabloid obsession with her life: “I’m the most boring!”

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 07:10 AM PST

As we previewed yesterday, Angelina Jolie will appear in a pre-taped interview with Anderson Cooper for his talk show on Monday. In the coverage I did yesterday, Angelina was talking about her family's nomadic lifestyle, and how she hates to "settle" and the whole thing inspired a very interesting conversation about Brangelina and how they're raising the kids. As you know, I like Jolie. But I think this is one of her flaws – she acts as if she would be so disappointed in her children if one of them actually wanted to stay in one place for a year and put down some roots. Anyway, AC's people sent us a lengthy transcript of Jolie and Cooper's conversation, and here are some of the highlights:

Jolie on her Thanksgiving: "It was good, we actually Brad and I decided we were actually going to make the turkey and we were very successful and very proud of ourselves. We did it! I’ve tried on and off but this was just the two of us with the kids watching trying to pretend we knew exactly what we were doing."

Family dinners: "We actually have family dinner every night. We make a point of it. It’s crazy. There’s a good five minutes were everybody is quiet and sitting together and then it starts to break off into different…No, no [video gams] and no blackberries for mom and dad."

More on always traveling: "We do, we’re a big traveling. Now we are starting to get them where they each have their own luggage and they unpack their own clothes and pack their own because it was just getting to confusing for me to figure out but it’s great, it’s so much fun. Fortunately, my kids love to travel because I do and they’re very worldly and what I love is that they can be in New York in a hotel in Manhattan and think it’s so cool and then I can bring them to the middle of Kenya and drop them in a tent with no TV and no nothing and they’re just as happy as so I feel like that’s what we are trying to do to balance them."

Explaining to the kids about war and refugees: "They do, and they’ve come with me to some. You know I try not to be one of those mothers that says, ‘Some people around the world don’t have,’ I try not to do that, but I try by example to bring them to places and hopefully they’ll make friends with people in different countries, coming from different backgrounds, dealing with different situations and they’ll understand that actually is what the world looks like, not this small world of just the place we live in our house. This is not reality, reality is all of these things. So they know and they are very good about you know, ‘Mommy has to go, mommy’s going to try to do some good and this thing is going on. So, I’ll be right back.’ They seem to be very generous about it and understanding that they’re kids and they want their mom but they also know that there are other kids that mom can try to help."

Angelina on reading the reviews of 'Blood & Honey': "Well I have to read some things on this because I need to understand how people are receiving it if there is something more I need to explain in case it is being misunderstood. This is the first time I had to and it’s terrifying but I’ve avoided everything on myself."

She doesn't read any of the tabloids: "Which is so funny because I’m the most boring. I’m not totally boring but we do often say that because we don’t go out clubbing, we’re not big into fashion, we do a lot of dealing with kids and stuff."

If Brad retires at the age of 50: "I’m happy for it. No, we were both racing to see which one of us gets to retire first. We both, like most people, we like being home. Whoever is the one whose home tends to be the happier one because we get to play with the kids and the other one is out earning the money… He was with the kids taking them to school in the morning then he’d come to the set in the afternoon and do stills photography. He was my stills photographer.

[Via Anderson Cooper's show transcript]

La Jolie is "boring"??? NEVER. Okay, sometimes she is boring, but just when I think that, she says something that I find innocuous and everybody FREAKS OUT.

I'm also including some video clips below… Anderson and Angelina are seriously adorable together. Coop looks at her like… "If I was ever going to try a vadge, it would be yours." And Angelina is all, "Oh, Silver Fox, BEHAVE!"

Photos courtesy of Anderson Cooper's talk show.
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Lindsay Lohan’s pleated, tapered pants & cardigan: improving or busted?

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 07:09 AM PST

As you may remember, Lindsay Lohan treats her court appearances like runway shows. She always leaks the details and designer IDs to TMZ too, so we know immediately that she's wearing Lanvin or Chanel or what have you, even though pretty much every expensive designer piece looks totally bargain-basement tacky-ass on LL. It doesn't help that she doesn't adhere any of my general style rules for court appearances – go here to review. She usually looks like a day hooker who got busted by a corrupt undercover cop, and the hooker has to appear in the "judge's chambers" to work out a plea deal.

Anyway, yesterday's court appearance was kind of different, though. TMZ did not got the details on LL's outfit, so I have no idea whether her ensemble is designer or anything. Plus, LL was covered up. Mostly. I hate to admit that I actually like her cardigan. It's cute, and I wouldn't have rolled up the sleeves, but it's a nice, neutral piece. The pants are pretty wrong – that's some really dated, '80s-style pleating. But should we give LL some credit for not showing off her saggy jugs and not wearing anything made of latex? Eh.

By the way, during the hearing, Judge Sautner specified LL's rules for traveling out of the state of California while on probation. Sautner told her, "There seems to have been some confusion on whether or not you were allowed to take vacation outside the state. Ms. Mansfield apparently thought your sister’s birthday was a holiday… In any month in which you finish your 12 days early, you may then travel." So… LL needs to get 12 days done soon before she goes on some crackie jaunt to God knows where.

PS… I'm adding closeups of her crackface because it's so amazingly gross. I really can't believe what she's done to herself. And the worst part is that she thinks she looks awesome. Bitch thinks she’s got this.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, Pacific Coast News.
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Katy Perry is looking even more pregnant, still claims it’s “just Taco Bell”

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 06:15 AM PST

Katy Perry keeps denying it, but I think this is for real – she's got a gut full of Russell Brand baby. These are pics of Katy yesterday in Hollywood, where she was promoting her new perfume, "Meow!" It's not even that Katy has "gained weight" – look at her figure. If anything, she's gotten smaller in her arms and legs. She only seems to be putting on weight in her lower abdomen, otherwise known as "the baby area." In the profile pics, you can really see it.

I have mixed feelings IF Katy is really pregnant. I think she's probably doing it to "fix" her marriage to Russell Brand, and that band-aid babies don't really "fix" anything in the long run. Which makes me feel bad for her, really. Poor kid.

By the way, Katy was named on Barbara Walters' "Most Fascinating People of 2011" list. Katy's not the worst inclusion – she had five number-one hits this year, and her album sold like crazy. (Sidenote: Steve Jobs was number one on the list.) In the interview with Barbara, Katy was asked about her marriage ("I think that it's lovely so far…"), Russell's past addiction to heroin ("I think that there's a capacity for change in anyone") and the baby rumors – "That's just Taco Bell right here." So, another denial. Here’s the interview:

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Jonah Hill: The Kardashians are “a super disgusting part of our culture”

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 05:53 AM PST

Jonah Hill is had a particularly good year. Not only did he maintain his credibility as one of the brightest young comic actors in Hollywood, he also turned in a critically-acclaimed, understated, lovely, dramatic performance in Moneyball, and he was just nominated for a SAG Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film. Well deserved! I wouldn't be surprised if he got an Oscar nomination too, not that he would win, but I would enjoy seeing him at all of the awards shows. In addition to his professional achievements, Jonah also lost a great deal of weight over the past two years, which I'm sure has improved his health, and he looks great. So what is Jonah doing with all of the Hollywood and karmic equity he's stored up? He's bashing the Kardashians. Kind of like Daniel Craig, only Jonah's criticism is much more on-point, I think.

Actor Jonah Hill is angry about the success of the Kardashian family’s reality TV shows. Last month, Daniel Craig, 43, ranted that the clan act like ‘f***ing idiots’ for money, and now the Moneyball actor has shared his take on their growing media empire.

Hill said that while he often finds himself watching one of their shows, he finds it ‘disgusting’ that they earn better ratings than higher quality scripted shows.

The 27-year-old said: ‘The truth of it is, I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on – writing and creating and trying to tell stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting.'

‘It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. Whenever I say I like reality TV, people write about it like they’re in shock. I can’t even understand it, so I watch it,’ he told The Huffington Post.

‘I think it’s funny and I definitely enjoy it in a making-fun-of-it sort of way, but where does the line sort of end? When do I stop making fun of it and become an actual fan?’

But the star doesn’t put all the blame on Kourtney, 32, Kim, 31, and 27-year-old Khloe.

He added: ‘The Kardashians are as famous as our president. What does that tell you about how skewed our society is?’

[From The Mail]

Wow… Jonah Hill is better at criticizing the Kardashian phenomenon than Daniel Craig. Jonah's point is much better – he's leveling the bulk of the criticism on US, for watching the Kardashian shows, for putting a higher value on reality programming than on actual creative, scripted television. I also like that he even admits that he watches it – but it's like he's watching as an anthropologist, like he can't even believe what he's seeing. Sigh… I like Jonah so much. And it is disgusting that Mad Men will never be as popular as a Kardashian show.

I can’t wait for Kris Jenner to come out and say that Jonah Hill isn’t a man and that he should apologize.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Radar: Ali Lohan has lost so much weight, she “looks like a death camp survivor”

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 05:52 AM PST

Ali Lohan turns 18 years old on the 22nd. That's apparently "the reason" for Lindsay Lohan and Ali's cracked-out jaunt to Hawaii for a week – they were celebrating Ali's birthday early. And, as we found out in Ali's Page Six Magazine interview, they were probably also celebrating Ali's "graduation" from "high school." She doesn't go to high school – she's "home schooled" in between following her crackhead sister and her boozehound mother around like a lost soul. If Ali had been raised by wolves, she probably would have been better off than being raised by this pack of crackies.

Anyway, just minutes after arriving at LAX from Hawaii, LL and Ali celebrated their return by going to a Jay-Z concert. Ali was photographed leaving the event – these are the photos. Radar's crack team of experts looked at these photos and they decided that Ali is starving herself. It's not the most outlandish theory:

As Lindsay Lohan spent yet another week flaking on work obligations, frolicking on the beach and appearing in court, her little sister Ali has sparked concern again by losing even more weight, and RadarOnline.com has photos of her downward spiral.

The teenage model appeared to be literally wasting away when she attended the Jay-Z concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles with the troubled Mean Girls star on Tuesday night, and experts worry that she is putting her health at serious risk.

“She looks like a death camp survivor,” nutritionist Majid Ali (who has not treated the star) told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “It appears as if she is wasting away as her body chews up muscle looking for fuel.”

At 5’8 1/2″, Majid thinks that Ali is severely malnourished and estimates her weight to be 90 lbs at the most.

“It seems more like a starvation diet than binging and purging,” he explained.

The younger Lohan turns 18 on December 22, but her gaunt face, sunken cheeks and ashy complexion make her look much older than her years.

“Malnutrition will prematurely age her,” the nutritionist revealed. “It tears down tissue collagen and leads to wrinkles, poor skin, limp hair and bad nail quality.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the sisters hit the beach in Hawaii last week to attend the Pipeline Masters surfing competition, and while Lindsay showed off her ample curves in a bikini, Ali’s baggy shorts barely clung to her bony hips.

[From Radar]

Well… I do think she's gotten really thin. I don't know if she's starving herself, I don't know if she has some kind of eating disorder, I don't know if she's on her big sister's old diet of Adderall and booze, I don't know if she just had some kind of huge growth spurt and her metabolism is all out of whack… your guess is as good as mine. Whatever is happening, my guess is that it's partially a cry for help. She probably doesn't even know that, she probably doesn't even recognize that in herself. But I feel like Ali's gaunt appearance is saying to the world, "Look at me. I'm here too." It’s sad. And she’s going to be pimped out by her mother too.

PS… Ali's stopped messing with her lips, right? Look at her upper lip – it's deflated. Thank God.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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Rooney Mara in black Prabal Gurung in NYC: unflattering and try-hard?

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 05:43 AM PST

Thank you, thank you, thank all of you who agreed with me about Rooney Mara in yesterday's post. She's a smug one, and she thinks it's fine to trash-talk her early jobs now that she's a huge movie star. Well, I know one thing – she's not going to get very far as a fashion girl. After Rooney's goth-bridal Givenchy gown to the London premiere of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Rooney is now giving us full-on goth at the New York City premiere. Rooney wore this Prabal Gurung Spring 2012 dress which… I dislike. I don't hate it passionately, and I think it could be interesting on a different woman. But on Rooney, it just feels like a costume, and like she's trying so hard to be "dark." Plus, will you hate me if I say that I don't think Rooney really has the figure to successfully pull off this dress? Not only does she remind me of Gwyneth Paltrow intellectually, but her boxy figure reminds me of Goop too. Goop would try to pull off this dress. Goop would fail as well. Rooney's hair looks slightly better, though. No bangs. What's with her expression in all of these photos, though?

As for the other "stars" on the red carpet – Daniel Craig was there, looking delicious. I've been sad that Rachel Weisz hasn't come to any of these premieres – I was looking forward to seeing them walk a red carpet together. Instead, Daniel posed with his arm around Rooney a lot of the time, and then he got to see Robin Wright. I like Robin's dress, although it's a bit boring. I still don't like that choppy haircut, though.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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