Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.21.11

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 12:01 PM PST

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Mmmm… smug satisfaction. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Hudgens hopped up on white chocolate again, Minka Kelly clearly wanting me to stare at her vagina and goddammit, Heidi Klum, buy a better camera. You’re rich. You’ll never guess who’s in the Final Five again, - The Superficial Click Here To Start Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is A Serious Actress Now

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 10:48 AM PST

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at JFK yesterday where she made it a point to cover her face with a movie “script” conveniently labeled “Untitled.” So just assume Dina drank 20 gins on the flight and convinced Lindsay this plan would work because cocaine makes you stupid shit. “Listen… listen… you should listen. Pudtha script allova Read More ...

The Kardashians Use Chinese Slave Labor

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 08:27 AM PST

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Welcome to the most inevitable, not-at-all surprising news to come out of the Kardashian Kunt Kabal that I’m literally kicking myself for not making a Chinese slave labor joke over all these years. Seriously, these people sell clothing, where the hell did I think it came from? A sewing circle at a raw foods commune? Read More ...

Jessica Simpson Is A House and Other News

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 08:00 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy - Ryan Reynolds brought Blake Lively home to meet his parents. - Kelly Ripa is nothing with out Regis. NOTHING! - Terrence Howard‘s divorce will expose those racist white ladies who get married to black guys to show everyone how Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes’ Mexican Bikini Holiday

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 07:00 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy The above photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian indicate a couple things that you can be almost 100% sure of. First, if a young starlet dangerously starves herself to the brink of death takes care of her body in a completely natural and healthy way and decides to flaunt it Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Only Went To Haiti For A Fashion Show. Surprise!

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST

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The National Enquirer is hit or miss – mostly miss – but let’s take a look at their report on Kim Kardashian‘s “humanitarian mission” to Haiti, and then I’ll explain why it’s absolutely true: During her 48-hour stay in the nation's capital, the reality TV diva – accompa­nied by her mother/manager Kris Jenner – stayed Read More ...

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