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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.20.11
- Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Wins
- Mariah Yeater Still Claims Justin Bieber’s The Father
- Pamela Anderson Wore A Bikini, Too
- Kanye West Is Afraid Of Business Cards Now
- Tom Cruise Look Out! It’s Katie Holmes’ Bra! And Other News
- Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa
- Justin Bieber Won’t Stop Going To The Playboy Mansion
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.20.11 Posted: 20 Dec 2011 01:00 PM PST        “So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in Read More ... |
| Stephanie Seymour In A Bikini Wins Posted: 20 Dec 2011 12:00 PM PST        Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyway, here’s Stephanie in St. Barts today where once again Boner Boy is nowhere Read More ... |
| Mariah Yeater Still Claims Justin Bieber’s The Father Posted: 20 Dec 2011 11:20 AM PST        Mariah Yeater has already been caught texting a friend that Justin Bieber isn’t the father of her baby, not to mention the real father has already come forward and said she made the whole thing up for a $50,000 payday from the tabloids, so of course she’s going to keep saying it’s Justin Bieber’s kid. Read More ... |
| Pamela Anderson Wore A Bikini, Too Posted: 20 Dec 2011 10:26 AM PST        “The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” – Jesus of Nazareth. We already posted one 40-something man-face bag of silicone in a bikini, so what’s one more? Here are just-released photos Pamela Anderson in Hawaii last week because it’s always a good idea to let the hepatitis Read More ... |
| Kanye West Is Afraid Of Business Cards Now Posted: 20 Dec 2011 09:15 AM PST  “♫ I’m just a happy little rapper, a touchin’ my dick… ♫” While performing at the Tacoma Dome over the weekend, Kanye West apparently lost his shit after a fan threw some business cards onstage because he might trip and fall on them. “These cubes go 20 feet in the air, man,” I believe were Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Look Out! It’s Katie Holmes’ Bra! And Other News Posted: 20 Dec 2011 08:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - The Best Fails Of 2011: Take 12 mins out of your workday to feel better about yourself by laughing at the misfortune of others. - Gerard Butler won’t let the ocean kill him. He’s saving that honor for whiskey and starvation. - Joe Jonas was hospitalized with Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa Posted: 20 Dec 2011 06:48 AM PST        “Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate. Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Won’t Stop Going To The Playboy Mansion Posted: 20 Dec 2011 06:14 AM PST        Somehow I missed that Justin Bieber‘s dad took him to the Playboy Mansion for his 17th birthday which is surprisingly awesome for a dad who also made him get a Jesus tattoo. At any rate, apparently Justin just shows up all the time because his life is the plot of Porky’s now. (Nobody got that, Read More ... |
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