Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.13.11

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 01:08 PM PST

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Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Simon Cowell who won’t be fooled even when Ryan Seacrest disguises himself as a horny female fan, Goldie Hawn who is just as disgusted as you are that she’s still wearing lingerie and Kourtney Kardashian clings to life by remaining perfectly still while the off-camera Read More ...

Selena Gomez Is Proposing To Justin Bieber

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 12:07 PM PST

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For centuries, women have been trying to figure out how to trick a man into marrying them. Even ones with giant breasts find themselves desperate and alone with nothing but their giant breasts. But all that’s changed. Apparently Selena Gomez has cracked the Rubik’s cube of engagement by proposing to Justin Bieber herself while he’s Read More ...

Lady GaGa Posed Nude For Tony Bennett

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 10:58 AM PST

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What you’re looking at is a charcoal portrait of Lady GaGa drawn by Tony Bennett, who apparently signs his original artwork with his real last name “Benedetto” because all Italians have secret mob names. (That’s in the Bible.) It’s currently up for auction to benefit GaGa and Tony’s charities, according to HuffPost Culture: Talking during Read More ...

Angelina Jolie Might Steal Another Child From Her Own Uterus

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 09:56 AM PST

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If there’s one thing that binds us together as a global community, it’s monitoring the comings and goings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s international gang of children because eventually they’re going to start stealing jewels and/or committing espionage. It’s the only outcome. Anyway, today’s finally an exciting day for the poor schmucks stuck on Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Reading ‘Why Men Love Bitches’ Now

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 08:51 AM PST

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*Tebows in the middle of Starbucks* Lord, thank you for this bounty which you have bestowed upon us… From the Amazon product page for “Why Men Love Bitches? From Doormat to Dreamgirl – A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship.” Do you feel like you are too nice? Sherry Argov’s Why Men Read More ...

Rooney Mara Looks.. Neat? And Other News

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 08:13 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy - Kate Winslet looks back nostalgically on helping people get laid in the 90′s. - Colton Haynes looks straight to me. - Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman Of All Time according to Men’s Health. (Disclaimer: This list also includes Madonna in the #5 slot.) - Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like Hell

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:37 AM PST

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There was a time when Scarlett Johannson was considered one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood and found herself on the receiving end of such penises as Josh Hartnett, Chris Evans and Justin Timberlake. She looks like this now and spent the beginning of the year banging Sean Penn. However, like us, she’s realized Read More ...

Sean Penn & Oprah Brace Haiti For Kim Kardashian’s Arrival

Posted: 13 Dec 2011 05:41 AM PST

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“There’s just not enough room for her ass. Sean, I can’t look…” Despite my liberal leanings, I don’t see photos of Sean Penn and Oprah frantically running around Haiti in faux urgency and immediately start masturbating into a pile of arugula at a Whole Foods. (Okay, I did do that, but only to feel fancy.) Read More ...

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