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- Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful
- Leilani Dowding is in a bikini
- Britney gave Pauly D a dance
- Jessica Simpson paid $3 million to lose weight
- Miley Cyrus is real sexy now ya’ll
- weekend box office was the second lowest all year
- Men in Black 3 has a teaser trailer
- Ali Lohan is still a fat ass
- Lindsay had $10,000 stolen, is totally not lying
| Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful Posted: 13 Dec 2011 03:24 AM PST At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for 'We Bought A Zoo', her new movie with Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe. She's chubby, her dress is ugly, her makeup looks [...] |
| Leilani Dowding is in a bikini Posted: 12 Dec 2011 01:01 PM PST I don't know what 'Tough Love Miami' is, but apparently it's on VH1, and stars Leilani Dowding, who was at a pool in Miami yesterday. She’s not really my type (because she doest have big tits) but this did distract the paparazzi who might otherwise have taken more pictures of some idiot like [...] |
| Posted: 12 Dec 2011 11:56 AM PST Pauly D is the opening act for Britney Spears these days, doing whatever it is DJ's do, and last night in Puerto Rico she brought him on stage for… this little dance thing. Then they went in the champagne room and she gave him a hand job. He’s gonna freak when he [...] |
| Jessica Simpson paid $3 million to lose weight Posted: 12 Dec 2011 11:43 AM PST Weight Watchers will pay Jessica Simpson $3 million dollars to lose weight and endorse their diet plan after she gives birth. So in June, when you see Jessica Simpson waddle into court for a breach of contract lawsuit, this will be why. (source = page six) |
| Miley Cyrus is real sexy now ya’ll Posted: 12 Dec 2011 10:52 AM PST Indonesia has one of the higher infant mortality rates in the world, almost 35 per 1,000 births (as opposed to 7 per 1,000 in the U.S.), because so much of the country lives in poverty and can't afford proper medical care. Those who do seek care will often have their baby held by [...] |
| weekend box office was the second lowest all year Posted: 12 Dec 2011 09:23 AM PST A cast including Sarah Jessica Parker, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Lea Michele, and Michelle Pfeiffer wasn’t enough to get anyone to go see 'New Years Eve', which was number 1 at the box office despite grossing just $13.7 Million. [...] |
| Men in Black 3 has a teaser trailer Posted: 12 Dec 2011 08:12 AM PST Sony released the first trailer for ‘Men In Black III’ this morning, the one with Will Smith going back in time for some vague reason, and with handsome Josh Brolin playing not-handsome Tommy Lee Jones at least well enough to scare any girl planning to marry handsome Josh Brolin. FUN FACT: MIB3 is co-written by [...] |
| Posted: 12 Dec 2011 07:06 AM PST Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have any friends of course, she spends most of her time with her defense attorney and her sister, so Ali was in Hawaii this weekend too. Ali is nothing but bones so I guess she's still trying to be a runway model, despite the fact that she's not very good looking. [...] |
| Lindsay had $10,000 stolen, is totally not lying Posted: 12 Dec 2011 06:29 AM PST Lindsay Lohan apparently deserves a vacation, so she was in Hawaii this weekend, but what began as a Saturday of tranquil relaxation ended up as The Midnight of Deception! Sources tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours — NOT drinking — and accidentally left her $5,000 [...] |
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