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Julianne Moore looks kind of crazy at the Lanvin show in Paris: WTF?
Liz Hurley & Shane Warne are engaged, he proposed on Friday
Megan Fox’s cat-faced Christmas ads for Armani: not terrible, or still bad?
Linnocent is still crackie in the City of Lights: busted or improved?
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore were spotted together at the Kabbalah Centre
Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed finally got married after 28 years together

Julianne Moore looks kind of crazy at the Lanvin show in Paris: WTF?

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 08:12 AM PDT

These are photos from Friday's Lanvin show during Paris Fashion Week. Some Americans were in attendance, like Anna Wintour, Rachel Zoe, and this lady we see here, Julianne Moore. Julianne has been wearing a lot of Lanvin the past few years, to very mixed results. I personally don't think it's a good collaboration, but I think Julianne's style - if she ever had any - has significantly gone out the window in general. When Tom Ford was dressing her around the promotional tour for A Single Man, she looked like crap too, so I don't know what to think. I hope she finds a new designer that actually makes attractive, flattering clothes for her.

As for how Julianne actually looked at the show - I don't hate the dress, which I'm assuming is Lanvin. It looks sort of like a deflated circus tent, but whatever. I do hate those dumb sunglasses, though. WHY?!? And WHY isn't Julianne's hair a normal shade of ginger? Why is it so dark?!? Oh, and Julianne didn't shave her legs either - or is that a freckle situation? I can’t tell. I'm including a close up of her legs. What the hell is going on with Julianne? Has she gone crazy?

Here's Rachel Zoe with Rodger. Zoe doesn't style Julianne, but they're friendly, and I'd like to see what Zoe could do with Julianne.

Oh, and Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr (in leather shorts!) were at the Lanvin show too, fresh off of Miranda walking the runway for Dior. I've included a photo of Orly looking up at Miranda like she's the light of his life. They are really, really cute together.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Liz Hurley & Shane Warne are engaged, he proposed on Friday

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 07:41 AM PDT

YAY!!!!!! As I've been discussing for more than a month now, Shane Warne and Liz Hurley are absolutely perfect for each other, and they have decided to make each other the happiest cat-faces in the world! Liz tweeted the above photo, of Liz being lit from the dazzling glare coming off of Shane’s new teeth, with the message, "Thanks for all your congratulations.” What were people congratulating her about? Well, it seems that Friday night, Shane proposed to Liz in St. Andrews, Scotland, where they went on a golfing holiday. Huzzah! Liz and Shane have been together at least ten months (that we know of), including the time they spent having an affair whil Liz was still married to Arun Nayar. Sometimes, when two cat-faces click, they just click:

Happy news for Elizabeth Hurley! The Gossip Girl actress and model, 46, is engaged to her boyfriend of 10 months, Australian cricketer Shane Warne.

Reportedly getting down on bended knee at the Old Course Hotel in Scotland Friday, Warne, 42, is said to have proposed during dinner at the hotel’s Road Hole Restaurant.
Though a hotel source declined to comment on the couple’s dinner, a source confirmed the happy news to Us Weekly.

“They are engaged!” reports the insider.

Flashing a giant sapphire and diamond engagement sparkler Saturday, Hurley Tweeted a photo of the pair prior to their dinner, along with the message “Thanks for all your congratulations.” Warne then copied the message onto his own Twitter page and circulated it to his followers.

It will be the second marriage for both Warne and Hurley, who finalized her divorce from hubby of four years Arun Nayar in June.

[From Us Weekly]

Now, will they ever end up walking down the aisle? Probably, I would think. Shane has his own money, I believe (he's one of Australia's most famous cricketers), and it's not the bait-and-switch situation that Liz found herself in with Arun - where his parents were the ones with money, and Liz and Arun lived like millionaires, not billionaires. Now, will Shane and Liz last? Who knows? I've long suspected that Shane is Liz's ultimate "fixer-upper" project - she's remaking him, like she's Prof. Higgins and Shane is Eliza Doolittle. Shane seems more than happy to oblige, and I honestly think he adores her. I don't mean to be too naïve about the couple though - he's a known womanizer and Liz is rather sleazy. Is it too much to think that they'll be able to figure it out and live happily ever after?

These are photos of Liz & Shane yesterday in Scotland. What is she doing to his ass?

More photos:

Photos courtesy of Liz's Twitter, Pacific Coast News and WENN.

Megan Fox’s cat-faced Christmas ads for Armani: not terrible, or still bad?

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 07:40 AM PDT

As you may remember, Rihanna was just named as the replacement-crotch for Armani, taking over from Megan Fox. I welcomed Rihanna because she 1) eats and 2) doesn't have a cat-face that changes month after month, year after year because of so much surgical and Botox intervention. However, once I got sight of the Rihanna-Armani ads, I was disappointed. They put her in a dumb blonde wiglet, and she looked like crap, which proves to me that whoever is in charge of Armani's ad campaigns is a total moron. So…with that in mind, check out Armani's new Beauty 2011 Christmas Collection ads, with Megan Fox. Yes, while Megan was replaced at the spokescrotch of Armani’s underwear and jeans lines, she's still the official cat-face of Armani beauty products, so these ads are designed to get you to buy Armani makeup for your lady friends for Christmas.

I have to say… these ads aren't as spooky and alien-like as some of Megan's previous ones. Maybe I'm just getting used to her Official 2011 Face, or maybe the Photoshop wizards were having an off day, but Megan actually looks recognizable in these ads. She also looks surprisingly Caucasian - in the last set, I could have sworn Megan was Asian. Still, there is something busted about Megan's face. Just because it's not as bad as it used to be, it's not a significant improvement.

Photos courtesy of Dlisted, Megan's fansite.

Linnocent is still crackie in the City of Lights: busted or improved?

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 07:13 AM PDT

Ah, to be a crackhead in the City of Lights. It must be wonderful. Linnocent is still partying her crack off in Paris, just like she was late last week, in her European Call Girl Tour, which took her from Milan to Como, Italy, and now to Paris. Perhaps she'll make it to London too. But I suspect that Linnocent found herself in Paris for several reason: one, the drugs are better and two, Paris Fashion Week.

As you might know, real designers, who actually have genuine celebrity clientele, want nothing to do with Linnocent. So Lohan didn't make her way into Chanel or anything - instead, she got an invite to Kanye West's first fashion show in Paris. Those are the photos of Linnocent in sunglasses and the long-sleeved beigey dress. The rest of the photos are from her leaving clubs over the weekend, the Silencio and the Rasputin (that's owned by her john). The Mail had a story about Linnocent's appearance at Kanye's show:

If ever there was a match made in gossip column heaven, it’s Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West… though sadly they are just good friends. Still, together they are a maelstrom of controversy, terrible judgement and frequently awful style choices.

So it’s both apt - and very funny - that the Lindsay should show up to support the hip hop star at his first fashion show in Paris today. Not known for her sartorial acumen, Lindsay can look incredible but frequently gets it wrong.

Today was one of those days, as while her tousled hair and 60s’ inspired make up looked lovely, Lindsay’s dress was a disaster. The pale ecru drained the actress and model’s porcelain skin, and the creased fabric made her look scruffy and not stylish. But the worst aspect of the frock was the lack of support offered to the blonde’s cleavage, a bra would’ve improved the look beyond measure.

The often troubled headline-hogger was also without the support of rumoured beau Philipp Plein, 33 , but she was sporting a new ring on her left hand. While it wasn’t gracing her engagement finger, bands on this hand often signify a promise or commitment.

West made his fashion show debut with this KW by Kanye West Ready to Wear Spring/Summer 2012 show. The College Dropout showed off his new line at the Lycee Henri IV venue, with Lindsay and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Ciara and Jared Leto in attendance.

The usually confident West told reporters following the catwalk display, ‘I’m so scared, I’m so nervous.’

He continued: ‘The biggest conversation I hope I can end tonight is whole ‘celebrity designer’ thing. That’s the biggest hurdle when you want to get amazing people to work for you.’

[From The Mail]

Yeah, Linnocent did look rough at Kanye's show, but in the little white dress, she doesn't look half-bad. Meaning that she looks relatively cognizant and she's not all bloated for cocaine and liquor.

By the way, does anyone know where Linnocent is staying while she's in Paris? Is she actually checked into a hotel, or is she just staying with whatever john will take her in for the night? Oh, and Terry Richardson was clubbing with Linnocent. Because Terry and Lohan are friends, just like Terry is friends with Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston. They're all the same…

Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore were spotted together at the Kabbalah Centre

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 06:39 AM PDT

No, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have still not confirmed anything to any media outlet. It's ridiculous, and now I'm starting to wonder if all of this cheating drama isn't being dragged out so that these two famewhores can garner even more attention. So, because I hate them both so much, let me just do a listicle of what's been happening the past few days:

* Demi is no longer following Ashton on Twitter. GASP.

*Entertainment Tonight reports that "[Demi] and Ashton had been receiving counseling from Kabbalah over the summer to try to fix their marriage." And ET says they're "living apart" and that Demi is "sad, hurt and embarrassed."

*BUT, People reports that Ashton is still wearing his wedding ring, and that he's still living in the home that he and Demi shared, and that Demi is still living there too…? Well, that’s where they both were on Friday.

*Page Six reports that Demi and Ashton were both spotted Saturday morning at the Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles. "According to X17, the two arrived and left separately. Ashton 'looked worried' while Demi left out of a side door to avoid being seen. Reports said the couple had been undergoing Kabbalah counseling in recent months. Their reps again stayed silent Friday night." It is believed that Demi and Ashton were at The Kabbalah Centre for Rosh Hashanah.

*Rumer Willis tweets support for her step-mother, Emma Heming. No mention of her mother and step-father.

So… what's the deal? Please don't try to convince me that Demi is some traditional, conservative wife who doesn't believe in divorce and she wants to make sure that she can't save her marriage. Please. I don't buy that. Ashton has been screwing around on Demi for a while, and he's been really obvious about it, like he wanted to get caught, like he wanted out, like he wanted Demi to know. She really should just cut her losses and get the hell out.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed finally got married after 28 years together

Posted: 02 Oct 2011 06:18 AM PDT

I have a confession - I've watched more than one episode of Family Jewels, and I didn't hate it. That's the reality show about Gene Simmons, Shannon Tweed and their two kids. Gene seems like a douche (a smart douche, and a great businessman), but I was surpised by how much I liked Shannon Tweed and their kids. Their son Nick is especially nice, in that I'm slightly surprised that he's the son of a rock star - he's very well adjusted and kind, which might be a testament to how well Shannon raised him. Anyway, I've followed some of the storylines of the show, so I know that Shannon wanted to make her 28-year relationship with Gene official at long last. Still, I didn't know that they were actually going to go through with it - but they did. They were married yesterday in Beverly Hills:

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have made it official!

After 28 years together, the KISS bassist, 62, married his longtime girlfriend in an evening ceremony outside on the crystal lawn at the Beverly Hills hotel on Saturday, their rep confirms to PEOPLE. The couple’s guests cheered when Simmons said “I do” to his partner.

Tweed, 54, walked down the aisle in an ivory Priscilla of Boston gown – one of three dresses she chose for the big occasion – and carried a bouquet of ivory garden roses.

The couple exchanged vows they wrote themselves in front of 400 guests including Hugh Hefner, Bill Maher and the KISS members (Paul Stanley was in the wedding party).

Also in attendance were the couple’s two children Nick, 22, and Sophie, 19, who was the maid of honor.

And their planned first dance is quite fitting for a couple who have been together for almost three decades: “At Last” by Etta James, to be performed by their daughter Sophie.

[From People]

Sounds like a nice ceremony. I've got to wonder if Gene made Shannon sign a prenup after all of these years, though. I bet he did. Also, according to some reports a few months ago, Gene also refused to promise fidelity to Shannon, only saying that he'll "do his best". Eh… either they won't make it a year now that they're married, or they'll make it for the rest of their lives.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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