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- Celebrity Lookalikes: Justin Bieber Stole Rihanna’s Hair
- Sweet Repeat: Courtney Stodden Wears Her Bicep Bracelet With Everything
- Movie Showdown: Channing Tatum’s Cop Drama The Son Of No One Vs. Cam Gigandet’s Astrology Comedy Five Star Day
- Justin Bieber Is So Nonchalant About Mariah Yeater’s Allegations That He Takes The Time To Plug His Christmas Album
- We Approve Of This Petition To Replace Nickelback As The Detroit Tigers’ Thanksgiving Game Entertainment
- Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama Mariah Yeater Also Accused Her Ex-Boyfriend Of Fathering Her Baby Last Year
- A Very Harold And Kumar Xmas 3D Is A Huge Waste Of Greenery
- Sex On The Wire: Romance Lessons From The CW
| Celebrity Lookalikes: Justin Bieber Stole Rihanna’s Hair Posted: 05 Nov 2011 10:30 AM PDT Does something look familiar about Justin Bieber‘s brand new shaved on the sides/bouffanted on the top haircut? Us too! Remember when Rihanna had the same ‘do way, way back in the day? (Like, over a YEAR ago, an eternity in celebrity time, which means it predated the red look.) Justin Bieber’s locks might just be the most talked-about hair follicles on the planet. When he rid himself of his signature side-bang earlier this year, it was world news. This time around, folks are mostly just saying he looks like a butch woman, which we can’t really disagree with. Post from: Crushable  |
| Sweet Repeat: Courtney Stodden Wears Her Bicep Bracelet With Everything Posted: 05 Nov 2011 09:02 AM PDT Thanks to teen bride/”singer”/aspiring reality star Courtney Stodden‘s hunger for the cameras, we’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in a variety of cringe-inducing outfits meant for someone her husband’s age. But whether she’s wearing a tight black minidress, a bikini, or her interpretation of a cheerleader’s uniform, she always has this odd bicep bracelet. She wears it with so many outfits, it might as well get billing as an extra on her eventual reality show. We thought the accessory went out of style in the ’80s, which only confirms our theory that Courtney is actually a 35-year-old performance artist. Enjoy! Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Posted: 04 Nov 2011 02:44 PM PDT You think you’re being sneaky, Hollywood, but we know what you’re doing: Releasing two movies with hunky leads and ambiguously dramatic plots on the same day (today). Channing Tatum plays a hard-edged cop in The Son of No One, while Cam Gigandet goes the romantic-dramedy angle with Five Star Day. So which one should you spend your hard-earned cash on? We differentiate between the plots, leads, love interests, and central angst to help you decide. Trailers In The Son of No One, Channing is a rookie cop uncovering corruption within the police force in which he works (following in his dead father’s footsteps, no less). The movie has an impressive cast on all sides of the mystery: Tracy Morgan, Juliette Binoche, Al Pacino, Katie Holmes. Five Star Day was actually shot in 2010, but it’s only getting releases now. The indie comedy stars Cam as a guy who loses all faith in astrology. To prove his ex-girlfriend wrong, he seeks out three people born in the same place as him and on the same day, then tracks all of them on their most astrologically significant date (their birthdays) to see if their lives all match what the newspaper tells them, or if they reveal something else. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Posted: 04 Nov 2011 02:15 PM PDT
Justin hadn’t yet read TMZ’s latest story about Mariah accusing her ex-boyfriend of fathering the same baby before she moved on to Justin, but he didn’t seem surprised. ”I’m definitely a target,” he said matter-of-factly. “I know that being in the public eye, people are gonna say some things, but it’s just about staying strong and remembering what’s important in life: Family, charity, what I’m doing with this Christmas album. It’s crazy, the allegations, but they’re 100% not true.” When asked if he’d ever been in this situation before, he said, “It’s the first time that this has happened to me, but I’m sure it won’t be the last.” The only thing that seemed to upset him was how easily people believed the rumor. “It’s just weird that people automatically assume that it’s true,” he said. But he also acknowledged how easily rumor becomes truth thanks to social media, the double-edged sword that’s made him so famous: “If someone makes up a random rumor on Twitter and a thousand people retweet it, it’ll be out to a hundred thousand people in a couple of hours.” You know who else has been the victim of Twitter abuse and has her own crazy people to deal with? Justin’s girlfriend Selena, who just got a restraining order against her stalker Thomas Brodnicki. “She stays strong,” Justin reassured TMZ. “She’s playing it really cool. I’m sure she is [freaked out], but she’s got good people around her and she’s staying safe.” Part of what made Mariah Yeater’s allegations so disturbing was that it made us consider this 17-year-old superstar as a father. “Someday I will be,” Justin said, “but not anytime soon.” Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Posted: 04 Nov 2011 01:57 PM PDT Is Nickelback the most universally maligned band around? I suspected that was true even before a petition asking the Detroit Lions to replace the group as the halftime entertainment for the team’s Thanksgiving day game started circling. Here’s the message:
Look how many signatures this thing has! Sorry, Chad Kroeger and the gang, but it looks like you may be asked to take your terrible pseudo-metal elsewhere. Like back to Canada, which another petition will probably present itself shortly. (via BuzzFeed) Post from: Crushable  |
| Posted: 04 Nov 2011 01:32 PM PDT
John’s grandmother Frances Lippe told TMZ (of course she did) that John and Mariah dated near the end of high school. By the way, this was in Las Vegas; Mariah has been described as a California resident, for reasons that will soon become clear. So in December 2010, Mariah surprised John at home with her baby bump and the age-old wagging finger of blame: “It’s yours!” Poor John denied getting her pregnant — he doesn’t specify if it’s because they didn’t have sex or because they used birth control — and then they got into a fight. But it wasn’t John going after his pregnant girlfriend; no, it was Mariah who punched out a car window. Bitches—they be crazy. Later that day, she returned to the house with the intent of working out a payment plan with the family, only to slap John three times across the face. No surprise, she was arrested and charged for battery, and a court date was even set. Then the Lippe/Terranova family stopped hearing from her. We assume this is about the time that she hatched her plan: If she couldn’t pin the baby on the guy she was actually dating, then she would just pretend that several months earlier she had met Justin backstage at one of his concerts in LA and popped his cherry. Brilliant! They’d never suspect her. Except that (as RadarOnline points out) the concert where she would’ve met Justin was on December 19, 2010, the same month she was accusing her ex. She would have had to be at least a few weeks along by then, which means the baby was conceived a month or two earlier. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| A Very Harold And Kumar Xmas 3D Is A Huge Waste Of Greenery Posted: 04 Nov 2011 12:48 PM PDT The other night, I attended a press screening of A Very Harold And Kumar Xmas 3D and found that there is, in fact, a limit to what I am able to laugh at when stoned. Let’s back up a little bit. I went with my friend Priya (not her real name), because she has a crush on Kal Penn, and because I felt like she’d be able to knowledgeably evaluate how well the movie spoke to the Indian American stoner experience. Because we suspected this movie would be terrible, we gave it a handicap beforehand by getting as high as we could reasonably get and still be able to navigate to and from Times Square successfully. Unfortunately, even with this handicap, the movie sucked. If anything, being stoned made me extra bummed, because I was really in the mood to laugh at something and the third Harold and Kumar gave me zero chances to do so. What it did give me was racial stereotypes galore, un-funny dick jokes (and I love a good dick joke), and an uncomfortably rapey scene with Neil Patrick Harris. That’s right, even NPH was criminally squandered. One thing that lifted the first two H+Ks’ humor above the bottom of the barrel was the way they up-ended racial stereotypes. Harold was sick of being treated like a submissive, industrious Asian guy by his co-workers, while Kumar balked at the high expectations set by his Indian family. The second film, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, also satirized the ridiculous anti-terrorism policies and racial profiling of the Bush administration. The only glimmer of this subversion on display in the third movie came in the form of the two black Christmas tree sellers who traded off who got to don a grille and pretend to be “the angry black guy” so as to better negotiate with their dumb cracker customers. (Sorry, but there’s no other way to describe the character played by Thomas Lennon.) The film also gets major subversion points off for mocking Occupy Wall Street in such a broad and generic way. As for the film’s 3D technology, there were a few cool touches, like when Kumar blew smoke rings straight into our faces, but overall I felt it was underutilized in a way that underlined how unnecessary it was. (This was actually okay with me, since it turns out 3D movies make me nauseous.) My friend’s take on it? She wishes Kal Penn would be in some better movies so she could root for him (and maybe someday marry him). And I agree. One thing most people don’t get about stoner comedies is that there are good ones and bad ones; Half Baked, Cheech And Chong, and the first Harold and Kumar are bona fide stoner cinema classics. But even the highest high person has some threshold for laughter. In the end, all I was left with was a 3D headache, an intense craving for onion rings, and a wish I could turn back time and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Sex On The Wire: Romance Lessons From The CW Posted: 04 Nov 2011 12:35 PM PDT • Are girls too hard on guys? (College Candy) • Celeb marriages shorter than Kim Kardashian’s. (Betty Confidential) • Kitchen utensil or sex toy? (The Frisky) • Women in lust. (YourTango) • Love and romance lessons from the CW. (College Crush)
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Justin Bieber has already officially denied that he had sex with Mariah Yeater, but to be sure, he called in to TMZ Live a few minutes ago. He chatted with Harvey Levin about how crazy rumors “come with the territory” of stardom, and girlfriend Selena Gomez‘s safety. He also took this opportunity to plug his Christmas album at least four times.
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