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Glee cast apologizes to Lindsay Lohan - was it necessary?
Jon Voight wants daughter Angelina Jolie to come to Israel with him
Kristen Stewart rumored for the Lois Lane role in the Superman reboot
Will Minka Kelly be “the Farrah” of the Charlie’s Angels reboot?
Diane Kruger on why she doesn’t believe in marriage
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Vogue UK shoot: trashy or sexy?
Demi Lovato is out of rehab, but is she still an out-patient for an eating disorder?
Barbara Walters snarks to Camille Grammer: “you lost a man who wasn’t your lover”
Helena Bonham Carter talks about her all-natural, corset-clad boobs
Rihanna’s new video for “S & M”: tacky or cute?

Glee cast apologizes to Lindsay Lohan - was it necessary?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 09:15 AM PST

Kaiser and I are somewhat amazed that Lindsay Lohan has managed to stay out of trouble for a full let’s see… four weeks since getting out of rehab. It seems like stalking Samantha Ronson and fabricating relationships with up-and-coming actors agrees with her. Now I’m not saying that she’s in any way sober, just that she hasn’t been busted yet and for her that’s progress.

A few months ago, Glee mocked Lindsay in their Gwyneth Paltrow episode, during a segment in which Gwyneth showed off her Spanish skills. She said in Spanish "Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy right?" and "How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” the answer to which was five and it was accurate. Lindsay’s mom Dina subsequently threatened Glee with a lawsuit and went on to say that her daughter found the segment “hurtful” and was “so upset” with Gwyneth Paltrow because she considered her “a friend.”

Well some Glee castmembers were supposedly out at dinner and ran into a completely sober Lindsay, at which point they apologized to her supposedly for that episode and those very tame remarks. Ten bucks says this story comes from Dina and that no apology was offered and Lindsay and the Glee kids just happened to be in the same place at the same time. It’s not like it’s anyone’s issue except the writers and maybe Gwyneth Paltrow, who possibly suggested the lines. (Although we haven’t heard anything about it.)

The cast of “Glee” apologized to Lindsay Lohan for mocking her during an episode last year … TMZ has learned.

Lindsay was out at dinner in West Hollywood Sunday night when she ran into the cast (minus Jane Lynch and Lea Michele) … and naturally, that episode — mocking Lindsay’s frequent trips to rehab — came up .

Sources tell us the cast walked up to LiLo … apologized for the jokes … and said they didn’t mean to hurt her feelings. Lindsay accepted their apology and everyone parted ways.

Don’t expect the same thing to happen if Lindsay bumps into Jay Leno. Or David Letterman. Or Jon Stewart. Or Jimmy Kimmel. Or …

[From TMZ]

We’re so sorry our writers called you crazy when you were in court-ordered rehab and subsequently had a meltdown and got a staff member fired. We’re sorry they pointed out the actual number of times you’ve been in rehab, which is well documented. Your mother’s persecution complex doesn’t make us more likely to believe her lies.

In other news that suggests that TMZ is the Lohan’s mouthpiece, they report that Lindsay is super worried about Charlie Sheen and is “thrilled” that he’s in rehab. She’s probably hoping to do the same at-home rehab scam that he’s working.

Lindsay Lohan is shown out shopping at Fred Segal on 1/30/11. Credit: WENN.com She’s also shown in Venice, CA shopping of course on 1/27/11. Credit: Fame Pictures

Jon Voight wants daughter Angelina Jolie to come to Israel with him

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 08:59 AM PST

*NOTE: James Haven’s cowboy hat makes my life.

I've been avoiding this story all morning. I'm just putting that out there. It sometimes feels like Jon Voight gives an interview about his daughter once a week. And it's always completely random. Like, "Jon Voight thinks Angelina Jolie should learn how to roast a chicken" or "Jon Voight thinks Fax Cannes Jolie-Pitt would be better suited for world domination, as opposed to Empress Shakira." Those are just examples. I can't help it, I think the dude is crazy, and if conservatives want to hold him up as some great example of a sane, Republican, Hollywood player, I think they're only hurting themselves.

Anyway, Jon is in Israel. With Mike Huckabee, who I kind of like, and think would make a better Republican presidential nominee than any other potential contender. Jon and Mike are in Israel for some seemingly random purpose… the way Jon describes it, the whole thing sounds like a vague pro-Israel photo-op. While he was there, Jon talked about Angelina once again:

Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight says he hopes his daughter Angelina Jolie will join him soon on a visit to the Jewish state. A longtime Israel supporter, Voight is visiting the country with likely U.S. presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

Voight was for years estranged from Jolie. He said on Tuesday his celebrity daughter was well aware of his “affection for Israel and the Jewish people,” but that he doesn’t know where she stands on Israel.

Jolie serves as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.

Voight told The Associated Press he would “love to see” Jolie at his side “coming on a visit to Israel.”

He said: “That would be a nice thing before I go.”

The 72-year-old Voight starred in such movies as “Midnight Cowboy,” “Deliverance” and “Coming Home.”

[From Huffington Post]

“That would be a nice thing before I go.” My mother pulls that crap with me: "I'd like to see Princess Diana's grave before I die. HINT." So… Jon is trying to pull a "Before I Die" guilt trip on Angelina… in the press! Empress Zahara is unamused. She asked for a trip to The Wailing Wall for her 6th birthday, and she didn't get.

One last thing - when Angelina wore that green Versace to the Golden Globes, Jon made yet another statement: "Angelina looks stunning. She rarely wears color but tonight, tonight is her best ever in my opinion!” Jon Voight needs a gig on Fashion Police. OMG! Best idea ever.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kristen Stewart rumored for the Lois Lane role in the Superman reboot

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 08:30 AM PST

Because much like Snow White, Lois Lane is known for being an angsty, lip-biting, eye-rolling, mouth-breathing, bad-postured, monotone bitch? Right? Anyway, the gossip going around Nerd Headquarters (IDLITW via Comic Book Movie) is that Kristen Stewart has read for the part of Lois Lane in Zac Snyder's Superman reboot (starring British heartthrob Henry Cavill as Superman). Now, people are just claiming that Kristen READ for the part, meaning that she got called in for an audition and met with producers. There's nothing about an OFFER and no mention of producers wanting her for the role.

Now, I just have a few points and questions. First of all, of course I'll believe that Kristen came in to read. She's one of the "biggest" young actresses out there, despite her bad attitude and unprofessionalism and despite the fact that she's really not that talented. I would imagine that producers are having lots of younger actresses read for the Lois Lane part - I could even see Blake Lively getting that call (ha!). But I seriously doubt Kristen would end up being offered the part, and even if she was offered it, I can't see her taking it. As much as it pains me to say this, Kristen is too "big" to take the Lois Lane part. She's the lead in one of the most popular and lucrative franchises of all time. She's not going to take a supporting part in another potential franchise. That's another reason, by the way: Kristen probably has no interest in doing another franchise. She can barely stand the one she's in now.

And finally, I think Kristen won't end up with the role because they'll want someone slightly older and more mature. Henry Cavill is 27 - they should be aiming for mid-twenties, someone beautiful and smart. My dream casting would be someone like 24-year-old Leighton Meester or 27-year old Mila Kunis. Right?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Will Minka Kelly be “the Farrah” of the Charlie’s Angels reboot?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 07:57 AM PST

These are a couple of extra photos from Minka Kelly's sexy photo shoot for GQ - one (below) made it into the magazine while the photo above is an unpublished outtake (to see more outtakes, go here, to GQ). I have to say, Minka is growing on me, mainly because I'm SO looking forward to seeing The Roommate. It looks like the best in girl-on-girl exploitation films, and I just want it to be cheesy and brilliant. *fingers crossed*

In other Minka news, she's going to be in the Charlie's Angels reboot! Is she the Farrah? Or the Jacqueline Smith? Or the new… other one?

ABC's Charlie's Angels has its trio female leads: Former Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly's will play a former Marine and weapons expert and Transformers star Rachael Taylor will play a con artist. The duo have been near-deals for the roles this week and are now official on the Sony Pictures TV project. Kelly and Taylor join the previously cast General Hospital star Annie Ilonzeh.

The new modern-day version of the show will be set in Miami and is from with Smallville writer-producers Miles Millar and Al Gough, Leonard Goldberg (who produced the original version), Drew Barrymore, and Nancy Juvonen. Remakes have traditionally struggled to find viewers on broadcast, though CBS' showed with Hawaii Five-0 that you can pull off a primetime hit with a classic title. And Angels is certainly on-brand for a network that has a strong female following with shows like Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives.

Unlike the original 1970s series, where the team of private investigators were disgruntled graduates of the police academy, the update currently has the crime-fighters as a trio of not-so-angelic criminals. In the pilot, Charlie brings them together and offers an opportunity to redeem themselves — by working for him, of course.

One major character is still being tweaked, however, and keep in mind pilots tend to undergo plenty of changes before they air. One of the trio has been previously reported as a con artist, while another is an ex-Marine and weapons expert.

Though the recent feature films were light-hearted (and, like the new series, executive produced by Drew Barrymore), sources say the new show will be a "fairly serious, non-campy" take on the concept.

But ABC's Angels will match the original series in at least a couple key respects… Angels will consist of self-contained episodes — a new adventure each week, rather than having a serialized storyline. (There are some serialized elements, of course, like with all shows, but it's mainly episodic).

Also, Charlie will remain a voice in a box — no video at least, when talking to the Angels – and the story will explain why, in the age of iChat and Skype, he's still using such low-tech communication. (81-year-old Hart to Hart star Robert Wagner is near a deal to play Charlie.)

The pilot begins shooting in March, which gives stars Minka Kelly, Rachael Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh time for some specialized training for the physical demands of the show. The script is being polished by executive producers Al Gough and Miles Millar, and then, like all pilots, could get tweaked more in the coming months. ABC will decide in late April or early May whether to pick it up to series for fall.

[From Entertainment Weekly]

Yeah, I don't really know who the other two chicks are. But I like the idea of Minka Kelly in this reboot - she was trying to make a film career happen, and I find it refreshing that she doesn't think she's "above" doing another television series. Good for her!

Photos courtesy of GQ.

Diane Kruger on why she doesn’t believe in marriage

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 07:34 AM PST

Diane Kruger, 34, is the cover girl for Glamour in a ridiculously unattractive tie die shirt and distressed denim jacket. They’re probably just trying to push an image that’s different from Kruger’s normal fashion-forward skinny glamor, but she just looks awkward to me in that pose especially. She’s styled to look like Grease’s Sandy in the other photos, and some of them are ok, but overall I’m not feeling the photoshoot.

Inside, Kruger talks about how she doesn’t really believe in marriage, which is surprising to me because she seems so solid with Joshua Jackson. As The Huffington Post points out, she was married young to French actor/director Guillaume Canet, and that marriage ended after seven years. Canet is now expecting a baby with Marion Cotillard.

Diane Kruger is featured in the upcoming issue of Glamour, and her views on marriage are what’s making the headlines.

Kruger, 34, is dating TV star Joshua Jackson, but her past experiences have taught her that tying the knot — again — isn’t in her future.

I was married very young [to French actor and director Guillaume Canet]. We were together seven years. Without sounding pessimistic, I learned that I don’t believe in marriage. I believe in a commitment that you make in your heart. There’s no paper that will make you stay. A guy friend of mine said, and it made a lot of sense, that people should get married at the end of the road, not the beginning.

In some ways, that may go back even further than her experiences with Canet. Kruger divulges that her father was an alcoholic, and she, her mother and her brother moved out of their home when she was 13 years old.

“I also made a lot of boys pay for my father’s behavior,” she admitted.

As for her future with Jackson? She may not want a ring, but she does want kids — one day. And her ex, Canet? He’s got a child on the way already, with actress Marion Cotillard.

[From Huffington Post]

If that’s what works for her in her relationship, good for her. A lot of women decide to give up on marriage after they’ve had a bad experience (or three) with it, just look at Halle Berry. I wonder if her “male friend” who told her that people should get married at the “end” not the beginning, was Joshua Jackson. Like if he was gung-ho on marriage would she change her mind? Also, does that make any sense to you? I get the general sentiment, but at the end of a relationship there’s no point getting married because it’s almost over anyway.

Glamour photos via Just Jared and also available at Glamour.com Other photos of Diane are from fashion week in Paris on 1/30/11 and with Jessica Alba on 1/26/11. She’s shown with Joshua Jackson on 12/7/10. Credit: Fame

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Vogue UK shoot: trashy or sexy?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 07:32 AM PST

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the new Megan Fox. Only better, somehow. Less idiotic. Less plastic. She was cast as "the girl" in the third Transformers film, and she spent most of the shoot hanging out with Shia LaBeouf, flirting her ass off and generally being cute. There were even rumors about Shia and Rosie hittin' it during production, although Rosie has been with Jason Statham for years, and they still seem very much together. Anyway, Rosie is a Victoria's Secret model and one of Britain's top models, but this is the first time she's ever scored the cover of Vogue UK. Probably because Vogue UK (and Vogue America) seems to only put actresses (and WAGs) on their covers. What do you think of the shoot? I kind of like it. Rosie has more flesh than I was expecting - I thought, somehow, it would end up a repeat of Keira Knightley's bored, hungry pictorial, but this is actually snazzy and sexy.

Oh, Rosie flashed her boobs in the editorial too. The images are NSFW, but if you'd like to see them, go here.

Photos courtesy of HuffPo.

Demi Lovato is out of rehab, but is she still an out-patient for an eating disorder?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 07:04 AM PST

As you probably already know, Demi Lovato is out of rehab. She's still sticking with the story that she went into rehab for "emotional and physical issues" - which I buy, only because "emotional and physical issues" covers a lot of ground. She had been in rehab since late November, after she (allegedly) gave a beat-down to a backup dancer. Demi didn't check herself out ahead of anyone's expectations - she had an open-ended rehab stay, and sources claimed that "It’s entirely up to the treatment to see how long she will be in there. She will stay as long as the doctor’s tell her she needs to stay.”

Anyway, these are photos of Demi yesterday, entering A New Journey Eating Disorder Center in Santa Monica, California. Fame Pictures notes that you can see the scars on Demi's wrists from where she was a cutter. So… is she doing out-patient treatment for an eating disorder? Is that what Demi's problem was? Or was an eating disorder just one of several problems she was facing? I heard it was drugs and alcohol too…?

In any case, it's good to see Demi is not in meltdown mode anymore. A source tells Us Weekly that Demi "left with full sign-off from the [rehab] facility… She will continue to see doctors in LA who will help her work on the issues she confronted in treatment. For now, she is getting back to her regular routine and spending time with her family and close friends." Another source says that Demi is grateful for the support from her fans: “She is so grateful to all of her fans for their unbelievable support and looks forward to being able to talk to all of them very soon.”

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Barbara Walters snarks to Camille Grammer: “you lost a man who wasn’t your lover”

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 06:32 AM PST

Camille Grammer said during part one of the RHOBH reunion that her estranged husband, Kelsey, cut her off from sex “ten years ago.” She’s also hinted in other interviews that he enjoys cross dressing, although she’s since tried to take it back. In appearances on The View and The Joy Behar show yesterday, Camille elaborated on her “sexless marriage” claims and also talked about how Kelsey became distant from her when he moved to NY for work around the beginning of last year. It’s interesting to note that these stories about how they never had sex are consistent with reports in the National Enquirer around the time of their split.

On The View, Barbara Walters really got harsh with Camille and asked her why she was surprised that Kelsey went for another woman when she wasn’t having sex with him. Camille answered that that they didn’t mesh sexually, there was more to marriage than sex, and that Kelsey was her best friend. On the Joy Behar show, Camille explained it like Kelsey was the one that didn’t want sex, not her.

Barbara Walters seems to blame Camille for Kelsey cheating
When Barbara mentioned that Camille implied on the reunion show that she didn’t have sex with Kelsey in a couple of years, Camille said “We tried… something just didn’t click with us on an intimate level, but we were best friends and it’s too bad I lost my best friend.” Barbara retorted “You also lost a man who wasn’t your lover.” That’s nasty! This is coming from a woman who had multiple married lovers and admitted cheating on the men she was with. She obviously justified her behavior by telling herself that the married men weren’t getting laid at home.

Camille said she met Kelsey’s new fiance Kayte when Kelsey and Kayte came over to her hotel to pick up the kids. Camille came down to meet the two of them, and told the ladies of The View that Kelsey was steaming like he never expected her to come down with them. As for whether she’s going to go to Kelsey’s planned wedding with Kayte (which still may not go through because Camille is trying to delay the divorce) she said “no, that would be awful.”

Kelsey watched Fox News, Camille just wanted to cuddle
On the Joy Behar show, Camille again addressed the fact that she didn’t have much sex with Kelsey toward the end. As for whether it was her fault or Kelsey’s, she said “Could be both, but it was more on his end.” When Joy brought up cuddling, Camille said they didn’t even cuddle because Kelsey was “too busy watching FOX News.” She also said that they had some political differences.

As for whether Kelsey manipulated the situation by having her appear on RHOBH, she said “it makes one think. I don’t know if it was totally set up, but it makes one think. I think he had something going on for a while.”

Camille is really handling this press tour expertly. She may have been a nasty piece of work on the show, but she’s recovering quite well. She didn’t even snap back at Barbara Walters when she got snippy with her and seemed to blame her for her husband straying. I’m not a Camille fan by any means but she’s a savvy woman and she’s playing this situation to her advantage.

Meanwhile the NY Post is reporting that Kelsey has already sent out invitations to his wedding to his jump off, scheduled for February 25 at the Plaza Hotel. He still isn’t divorced from Camille, and his petition to bifurcate the divorce (separate it into a quick legal divorce so he’s free to marry and then work on the property settlement later) hasn’t been granted and Camille’s people are trying to block it. So this whole expensive wedding reception, which is rumored to run in the six figures, may have to be scrapped.

Here’s the video from The View. Sex talk starts around 1:15. What the hell is Whoopi wearing? It looks like a Snuggie.

And here’s the video from The Joy Behar show.

Story leads via Huffington Post and Radar.

Check out this picture from 8/31/10. Look at big mouth Taylor sucking up to Camille: (Fame Pictures)

Helena Bonham Carter talks about her all-natural, corset-clad boobs

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 06:25 AM PST

This is kind of a boring story (to me), but when HuffPo threw some photos up of Helena Bonham Carter's magnificent, corset-clad rack, the post got over 200 comments. THAT is the power of all-natural boobs, especially when they're attached to someone so friggin' odd/cool. Anyway, these are photos of Helena at the Directors Guild Awards on Saturday- Helena definitely toned it down, wearing matching shoes and a pretty average (for Helena) dress. But the dress had some kind of built-in corset, and when Helena was asked about who she was wearing, all she could talk about was her tits.

At least Helena Bonham Carter has a sense of humor about her kooky fashion sense. When UsMagazine.com caught up with The King’s Speech actress at Saturday’s Directors Guild of America Awards in Hollywood, the 44-year-old Brit got cheeky while describing her ensemble.

“Today I’m wearing huge breasts,” she deadpanned. “No, it’s a corset. They’re still real — if you get a proper corset.”

The actress — who shares two children with boyfriend of 10 years, Tim Burton — admitted she isn’t really as busty as the dress made her seem.

“It’s amazing what a corset will do. I’m not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes,” she said while pointing to her chest. “Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?”

[From Us Weekly]

She does have a nice rack. And no, they're not huge, but they look good in a corset-bustier situation. How I wish she would go back to making costume dramas all the time. I love her in period costume. She just seems to belong in a corset and petticoat.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Rihanna’s new video for “S & M”: tacky or cute?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 05:59 AM PST

While I don't think much of Rihanna as a musical talent, I do think highly of her as a visual artist. She's a pretty girl and she makes interesting music videos, and that seems to be enough for millions of people. Rihanna's like Lady Gaga without the voice - and both Gaga and Rihanna learned from Madonna that one of the best ways to promote your music is to make an interesting video, even if "interesting" means "tacky" or "trashy" or "what just happened?". I kind of liked Rihanna's video for "Rockstar 101" even though the song sucked. Hard. Anyway, RiRi's new single is "S&M". Because Rihanna is still working some crap out, I think. And she's still playing with the dynamics of violence and power and sexuality. But I'm not sure what I think about the imagery in "S&M" - presenting it as flashy, nearly child-like Pop Art just feels wrong. Oh, and Perez Hilton is in it. Ugh.

Yeah, the Perez stuff… so, he's Rihanna's bitch? That makes sense. The part that bothered me the most was Rihanna dressed up in colorful, child-like outfits while tied up and preening for the camera. I mean… lots of her fans are kids, right? Ugh.

Screencaps from the video.

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