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- Alex Skarsgard for German GQ: smoldering hot or male model meh?
- Carrie Fisher lost 50 pounds, got a plastic surgery makeover, is unrecognizable
- Reese Witherspoon debuts as the new face of Lindex: cute or too generic?
- Jon Hamm finally goes back to tight jeans, with his lovely bulge on display
- Cate Blanchett owns a hoodie - the most elegant hoodie you’ve ever seen
- Star: Ryan Reynolds & Sandra Bullock are engaged, except they’re not
- Kim Kardashian wedding was tacky & the Humphries family was “appalled”
- Anderson Cooper: “I’ve always giggled like a 13 year-old girl”
- Lindsay Lohan really jacked up her face before Kim Kardashian’s wedding
- Jennifer Aniston bought James Dean’s jacket for Justin Theroux’s 40th b-day?
| Alex Skarsgard for German GQ: smoldering hot or male model meh? Posted: 24 Aug 2011 09:53 AM PDT
Skars is blowing up the newsstand this coming month. He’s also on the covers of Wonderland (along with Kiki Dunst) and Blackbook (along with his ex and upcoming co-star, Kate Bosworth.) I doubt that his parts in Straw Dogs or that Battleship movie are going to be breakout roles for him, but it’s still nice to see him get so much exposure. He’s a talented actor and oh-so-easy on the eyes.
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| Carrie Fisher lost 50 pounds, got a plastic surgery makeover, is unrecognizable Posted: 24 Aug 2011 09:39 AM PDT
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Wacky Carrie Fisher looks totally different now that she’s lost 50 pounds in nine months and undoubtedly gotten some very good work done. This lady is 54 years old and while I wouldn’t put her at 10 years younger looking or anything she looks incredible. I’ve noticed that it’s harder to lose weight the older I get (I’m not 40 yet, but barely) and my mom tells me as much too. So Carrie deserves a lot of credit for losing all that weight. She also got a very good surgeon to freshen her up, although she had that facelift before she lost the weight. It’s easy to notice that she’s had a lot of work done when she talks and only her jaw moves, but in still photos she doesn’t look all plumped up and waxy. (Except for her lips, but they’ll hopefully settle.) Carrie is a spokesperson for Jenny Craig, and she explained that she was able to stick to the diet with the help of her consultant, whom she compared to an AA sponsor:
[From People] Carrie said a couple of things that I found funny and could relate to. First she said she didn’t like to see pictures of herself before she lost the weight. “I saw pictures of myself where I didn’t look like [me]. I thought that was growing old, it turns out it was mostly getting fat.” I only gained 10 pounds in the past year or so and I hate to see photos of myself. I think my face looks so different. Also I could relate to what she said about how she asked her daughter “what do I do that embarasses you?” and she said “wear a bra.” I try to tell my mom that, subtly, all the time. She also quipped that being Princess Leia was like being Minnie Mouse and added there’s “a marijuana called Princess Leia, not that I’ve seen it.” Carrie wants to get back in her Star Wars metal bikini and joked that she’s coming out with a line of metal bikinis for women over 40. That’s it, the next chance I get I’m watching her Wishful Drinking special on HBO. She’s funny as hell.
Here’s Carrie “Before,” in January, 2011 announcing that she’s going to be a Jenny Craig spokesperson.
And here she is in October, 2009, before whatever it is she had done. I have no idea what’s up with the sparkles around her eyes, but this photo was taken outside her performance of Wishful Drinking, so this must be stage makeup.
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| Reese Witherspoon debuts as the new face of Lindex: cute or too generic? Posted: 24 Aug 2011 09:32 AM PDT
Swedish fashion label Lindex has hired Reese Witherspoon as spokesmodel for their Autumn 2011 campaign called “California Denim,” which arrives with a so-called breaking concept called “Get the Look.” According to Lindex, Reese personifies the company because she’s “positive, warm and full of energy and she has a fantastic ability to combine a carefree style with Hollywood glamour.” From the looks of the collection on the Lindex website, this is a fairly limited yet highly affordable fashion line based upon knitted garments and layers for the fall season. As part of her contract, Reese has also filmed a promotional video that contains a few commonsensical tips from the lady herself:
So Lindex is aiming squarely for the Reese demographic here by including statements that would appeal to everyday (young) working mothers. Although I am a big fan of the red sweater look shown below, the fringe purse has to go, and the rest of the collection is cute and slightly 1970s but still sort of preppy as well. It’s definitely stuff that I can already see Reese wearing on her paparazzi runs with the kids too.
Speaking of getting papped, Reese is finally back from her second honeymoon with new husband Jim Toth. She was snapped out at the market while wearing one of her trademarked high-waisted skirts but, oddly, doesn’t look thrilled to be photographed here:
Photos courtesy of PCN and Lindex       |
| Jon Hamm finally goes back to tight jeans, with his lovely bulge on display Posted: 24 Aug 2011 08:59 AM PDT
Maybe I'm being self-absorbed (shocking), but I do think I'm partially to blame for the recent lack of sightings of our beloved Hamm Dong. Not that Jon Hamm hasn't been around - he has. He's been filming movies and going to film festivals and all of that good stuff. But it's been months since we've seen him in a tight pair of jeans, with his glorious bulge on display. I think someone told The Hamm that there was an internet sensation (not just on this site) when people began discovering that he often free-balls it, or that The Hamm Dong is simply too big to be encased in a pair of jeans. I think The Hamm tried to downplay his bulge so we would focus on his art. We can do both, Jon! Maybe last night he just didn't feel like wearing baggy pants. Maybe The Hamm just felt like giving us a little taste (OMG, my biscuits just screamed "YES!") of what we've been missing. I don't know. All I know is that it's wonderful to see our beloved Hamm Dong once again in a tight pair of pants. Also: he shaved! He's been wearing a beard for months, but I think he probably had to shave for Mad Men, which is filming now. Added bonus: his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt was nowhere around last night! Huzzah! By the way, did you hear about the advertising students who are trying to create a viral campaign to get Don Draper to deliver the commencement at their graduation? Not The Hamm - they want The Draper. You can read more about it here.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Cate Blanchett owns a hoodie - the most elegant hoodie you’ve ever seen Posted: 24 Aug 2011 08:33 AM PDT
I have a kind of unofficial rule around here. There are certain celebrities who I will just automatically write about as soon as we get new photos in. It doesn't matter what they're doing, who they're with, what they're wearing. It's just reflex - I'm so excited to see this celebrity, and I usually think you'll enjoy them too. Some of these celebrities who get automatic posts, no matter what? Angelina Jolie. Nicole Kidman. And Cate Blanchett. New Cate photos are rare - when she was promoting her last movie, Hanna, I think she made maybe two public appearances in support of the film. She doesn't get pap'd a lot. I don't even know what her sons look like. And whenever I see her, her hair looks completely different! So these are new candid photos of Cate, out and about in Washington, D.C., where she is performing in Uncle Vanya at the Kennedy Center. It looks like Cate is also doing some shopping while in the city - I hope she wasn't too disturbed by yesterday's earthquake! I'll punch the earth in the nuts if the 'quake upset my beloved Blanchett. So, can we talk about Cate's oufit? How awesome does she look? That's a reflex too - I can rarely admit when Cate looks bad, but in my defense, she rarely looks like hell. After Jennifer Garner's daily frump-fest in casual-wear, it's so nice to see a celebrity who looks chic even when dressed down. Simple white slacks, a striped hoodie (I can't believe Cate owns a hoodie!!!!), great metallic sandals, and an INCREDIBLE bag. I love the purse so much. Look at the way she's accessorized too - a substantial watch and awesome sunglasses, and that's it. She's so elegant, even when she's just walking down the street in a HOODIE. Sigh… I love her. By the way, La Blanchett was recently on PBS's News Hour. Go here to watch her interview.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Star: Ryan Reynolds & Sandra Bullock are engaged, except they’re not Posted: 24 Aug 2011 08:01 AM PDT
CB gets excited at the thought of Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds possibly being together for real. Personally, I don't like the idea (or the reality). I'd like to see Sandra with a nice guy, someone emotionally strong and care-taking, who will have her back. Preferably, I would like to see her with a non-actor, perhaps a producer-type or mogul. Ryan just seems like he's still dealing with issues, mostly from his divorce, but possibly also some personality issues that are on-going. Anyway, last week, Sandy & Ryan were spotted hiking together in Wyoming with little Louis, so obviously, they're engaged now. According to Star Magazine. So… sorry, it's not on.
[From Hollywood Life] See, I don't have a problem thinking that Ryan and Sandy are probably tight, and they probably do joke around about getting married. But they're just friends. Sandra isn't hitting that, I don't think. I think she brings out the best in Ryan, and I think he's someone she can trust and confide in. But romance? Nope.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Kim Kardashian wedding was tacky & the Humphries family was “appalled” Posted: 24 Aug 2011 07:31 AM PDT
Prepare yourselves. Gird your loins. This is the post for the twenty-million stories about Kim Kardashian's wedding. I feared that today would be like this - all of the tabloids are coming out, and Kim's wedding crap is featured on everything. Let's just take a deep breath and knock this junk out quickly: *People Magazine put Kim on the cover, obviously. I hate her headpiece, it's so… "LOOK AT MY KATFACE." The People story online is basically just trying to get you to buy the special wedding issue, but Kim tells the mag, "It was like we were in heaven.” Kris Humphries says: “I’m going to remember how perfect it was.” Kim says she felt like a princess in her Vera Wang gown. Meh. *Kim borrowed $10 million worth of jewels from Lorainne Schwartz. It was mostly the headpiece. *Us Weekly has a story asking if the wedding was "Fairy tale or fake?" The wedding could end up earning $17 million, and everything was overblown and tacky. One guest says, "There were rhinestones up the wazoo! It was 100 percent Kardashian.” There were "200-plus staffers and plenty of TV cameras documenting the whole thing for an October TV special on E!." Another guest says, "It's so hard to take it all seriously. Everybody felt awkward, like it was all for the cameras and more like a TV show than a wedding.” And apparently the Kardashians were telling everyone, "This is our version of the royal wedding!” FYI: The groom’s family “mostly looked appalled by the entire thing,” but they “cheered when Kim and Kris were pronounced husband and wife.” *Kris Humphries's teammates call him "Kate Middleton". Because he "just married into royalty." Eyeroll. *You know how millions of dollars were spent on the wedding? None of it went towards getting the Humphries family to California. They paid for their own economy class tickets. *I don't know what's happening with the honeymoon. For a while, Kim said they weren't doing one until next year, but apparently they flew to Naples, Italy and are there now. Here are Mr. and Mrs. Humphries yesterday at JFK:
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Anderson Cooper: “I’ve always giggled like a 13 year-old girl” Posted: 24 Aug 2011 06:51 AM PDT
When Gerard Depardieu took a piss in the middle of a plane aisle, some of you laughed. When it came time for Anderson Cooper to report the story, the boy had a near breakdown. Maybe it was just the basics of the story - large, French actor taking a piss in front of people on a plane - or maybe it was all of the puns and double-entendres in Anderson's script, but whatever it was, Anderson erupted into an unstoppable giggle fit that quickly went viral (the giggling starts around the 2:30 mark): So, everyone was talking about how Anderson giggles like a girl. Entertainment Weekly spoke to Anderson about it, and he was pretty funny about the incident:
[From Entertainment Weekly] There is something he could do about it, I think. I worked to change my laugh, and it ended up happening. When I used to laugh, my whole body would shake, but very little laughter would come out of my mouth. It was more like a full-body fit than a chuckle. Anyway, I consciously made the effort to laugh differently, and it worked. Sort of. Now when something really cracks me up, I end up snorting. But that's fine.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Lindsay Lohan really jacked up her face before Kim Kardashian’s wedding Posted: 24 Aug 2011 06:34 AM PDT
Lindsay is twenty freaking five years old. She may have aged herself with a lot of smoking, hard partying and tanning but we usually don’t see this type of extremely pulled look until women are at least 10 years younger. Again, check out this photo of Lindsay standing next to her mom, Dina. Dina looks younger! It does seem fitting, though, that Lindsay paid tribute to the bride by morphing her face to look closer to Kim’s. I wonder if she went to Kim’s surgeon. I kind of can’t wait until we see some more candids of Lindsay with her 3.0 face. Kaiser can cover those though. These photos of Lindsay are from 8/17/11. Compare to these photos.
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| Jennifer Aniston bought James Dean’s jacket for Justin Theroux’s 40th b-day? Posted: 24 Aug 2011 06:14 AM PDT
Does anyone else find it weird/funny/interesting that Justin Theroux dumped his girlfriend of 14 years, plans a move to Beverly Hills with his new, big-Hollywood girlfriend/jumpoff, eschews the hipster/indie cred he's worked on for years, signs on to CAA, ALL on the same year that he's turned 40 years old? Various sources have said that there are fears that Justin is in the midst of a mid-life crisis, and that Jennifer Aniston is the equivalent of a little red sports car. Oh, and Theroux is going bald. I've mentioned that before, but seriously - he's going bald. That has to figure into it too. So, if you're a jumpoff/homewrecker and your man is going through a mid-life crisis, what do you get him for his birthday? (Hint: hair plugs?) NO! You buy him something pretty and leathery.
[From The Mail] $12,000 for James Dean's jacket? That sounds under-priced, honestly. I would imagine that his jacket would go for much, much more. Here's the thing, though: is this really a good gift for Justin? James Dean was an icon of badassery, a hero, lodestone and trailblazer for Method actors, and he was practically martyred to the cause of "living hard and dying young". And he was also into dudes. What does it say to your 40-year-old, mid-life-crisis-y boyfriend to get him James Dean's jacket? Hm… I would have gone with the Ferrari.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Terry Richardson. |
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