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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.9.11
- Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
- Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar?
- ‘Let’s Let A Woman Drive The Batpod. What Could Go Wrong?’
- No, Wait, Alexander Skarsgard, NO!
- Tricia Helfer Riding a Hog and Other News
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes Out With ‘Bachelorette’ Rejects Now, Of Course
- Shirts? Where Rihanna’s Going, We Don’t Need Shirts…
- Kim Kardashian Will Exploit Anything
- The Emotion Chip On This New Katie Holmes Model is Astounding
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.9.11 Posted: 09 Aug 2011 04:00 PM PDT    Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Shia LaBeouf just realized he’ll never bang Megan Fox again, Tom Cruise getting ready to ask what kind of Turkish bathhouse this is – “It has primary colors. With children in it!” – and the most random shit I’ve seen since that post 45 Read More ... |
| Someone Made a Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Posted: 09 Aug 2011 02:23 PM PDT    So, remember in the Old Testament when God got all pissed off about people building golden idols and worshiping them? I’m sure this is nothing like that. Via Splash News: US artist Daniel Edwards has unveiled this nude portrait of pop stars Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez. It depicts the teenagers almost entirely nude, with Read More ... |
| Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar? Posted: 09 Aug 2011 01:15 PM PDT    Camel toe is an elusive, mystical phenomenon requiring the presence of tight-fitting clothing in order to catch a glimpse of it in its natural habitat. So imagine my surprise to see Maria Shriver’s clear as day through a loose-fitting dress because apparently her face isn’t the only thing with Predator mandibles. Of course, I’ve had Read More ... |
| ‘Let’s Let A Woman Drive The Batpod. What Could Go Wrong?’ Posted: 09 Aug 2011 12:23 PM PDT    “No, no, no. The correct procedure is hands at 10 and 2, then think about shoes.” While Anne Hathaway spent last night defending the Catwoman costume which apparently does 9/10ths more shit than we even realize (I’m going to read that as, “Comes armed with full-frontal flaps.”), footage leaked of her stunt double accidentally crashing the Read More ... |
| No, Wait, Alexander Skarsgard, NO! Posted: 09 Aug 2011 10:31 AM PDT |
| Tricia Helfer Riding a Hog and Other News Posted: 09 Aug 2011 10:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera will hate-bang your eyes and ears now. - Gavin DeGraw learned a valuable lesson about writing theme songs for One Tree Hill. - Don’t try heckling Aziz Ansari. - Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale in another Bikini Showdown. - But Heidi Klum topless Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes Out With ‘Bachelorette’ Rejects Now, Of Course Posted: 09 Aug 2011 09:27 AM PDT    When you’ve essentially relinquished all sense of shame and dignity to compete on a reality show for a woman’s hand in marriage, making out with a lonely celebrity who already has three engagement rings for you to choose from is either a slight step up or not that far of a drop down. I go Read More ... |
| Shirts? Where Rihanna’s Going, We Don’t Need Shirts… Posted: 09 Aug 2011 09:26 AM PDT    “Daddy? I wandered off the resort again. I smelled chicken wings, I’m sorry! But you have to call the embassy right away, these people somehow guessed I’m American, and their shirtless leader demands combat. Combat, daddy!” And welcome to another gallery of Rihanna wearing crazy shit in Barbados. This time around she’s in a pair of Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Will Exploit Anything Posted: 09 Aug 2011 08:42 AM PDT    “Ohmygod, isn’t it so beautiful here in this cemetery where my dad’s buried? The camera shots are going to be perfect. I’m going to look just so beautifully depressed and forlorn and people are finally going to think I have a soul- Shit, are we rolling? – AWAHAHAHAHA! DADDY, NO! OH, GOD, FIGHT! COME BACK Read More ... |
| The Emotion Chip On This New Katie Holmes Model is Astounding Posted: 09 Aug 2011 07:38 AM PDT    Here’s Katie Holmes at the premiere of new movie Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark which surprisingly is not a remake of the Snick show Are You Afraid Of The Dark? because she hasn’t earned that yet. (Old people found that joke hilarious, I just told myself.) In the meantime, the enhancements Tom Cruise has Read More ... |
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