Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Michele Bachmann Wishes Elvis A Happy Birthday … On The Day He Died

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:45 PM PDT

She's the brightest peg on the Lite-Brite, folks!

Thirty-four years ago today, the world lost a musical icon. Hoping to swing a few Elvis fans her way in the Presidential election, Michele Bachmann started her speech in Spartansburg, South Carolina with a special tribute to the King.

She wished him a Happy Birthday!

Slow clap? No? Maybe?

Uh! Did you hear that? Sounded like a thud coming from Graceland! Oh, yep, Elvis just rolled over in his grave. Good job, Bachmann!

Sometimes There Really Are Just No Words

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Why? WHY? WHY?!

Because there's truly NOTHING we can say about this, we'll just leave you with the picture (above) that 16-year-old meth-faced child bride Courtney Stodden posted on her Twitter account, along with these gems on which we'd care not to comment:

Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm... who doesn't love tantalizing wear? ;-x

Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down... Mmm!

I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!

Heading out to grab a delicious flick & take-out. I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! Meow!

Just returned from a lovely Sunday morning service @ church today. Kickin back at home now while sporting a HOT mini-retro-jumper! CLASSIC!

Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW!

A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been!

Just completed my session; Court does Pam!

Had a productive fulfilled day. Wrapping it all up now by playin' fetch with my precious pink pooch. Talk about a cherry on top of a sundae!

Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". XOs

Just...yeah.

Again, HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!

Somebody get this girl away from her father husband, old Baywatch DVDs, erotic novels, and Twitter - and into social services, and THERAPY. STAT.

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Mel And Oksana Feuding Over Lucia's Schooling!

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:20 PM PDT

Here we go again!

Mel Gibson and his estranged ex, Oksana Grigorieva, are reportedly back in court, this time due to a disagreement over where to enroll their daughter together, Lucia, in school!

Apparently, Grigorieva wants to put the 22-month old in a private school in the valley, but because Gibson is based in Malibu, doesn't feel like driving that far out of the way when he has custody, and is instead looking for somewhere equal distance from both their homes.

Frankly, we think he's lucky that he has custody at all, given what he's proven to be capable of, so he shouldn't be pushing his luck!

Seriously - can't these two just compromise? You'd think that they'd be exhausted with all of this nonsense by now!

Get your heads out of your asses and actually think about what would be best for your CHILD, people!

[Image via WENN.]

Things Are Heating Up A Notch For The Clooney/Keibler Romance!

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 12:10 PM PDT

We're not gonna lie. We're a little surprised to see this has lasted longer than a week!

Stacy Keibler has been the latest rumored sexpot in George Clooney's bed, but everyone thought it was just a fling.

But apparently, it's just a longer fling not!

According to reports, the two have recently been spending a lot of time together with him taking her to London, Italy, and right back to his home here in El Lay!

All of this whirlwind passion has Stacy so induced in infatuation, she's even taken her feelings to Twitter:

Life really could not be any better, I'm smiling all day long.

RT @deepakchopra Love never forces. Love is intelligent and brings only what you need.

I am the luckiest girl in the world!!!!

When u know, u just know....

If we were George's lovething, we'd be giddy too, but knowing the playboy, we definitely wouldn't be tweeting about it.

Gurl, tone it down!

We all know what happened to Elisabetta Canalis when she opened her mouth!

[Image via Apega/FayesVision/WENN.]

Eric Dane's Out Of Rehab & Back To Work

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 11:50 AM PDT

As a dad, a job we know he takes very seriously!

Yesterday, Eric Dane was spotted with his daughter, Billie Baby, enjoying a lovely afternoon at Coldwater Park in Beverly Hills. Earlier last month, Eric checked himself into rehab for a pain killers addiction, but you wouldn't guess it from the smile on his face and the bounce in his step as he spends some quality time with his little lady.

We're so pleased you got the help that you needed, McSteamy, AND that you faced your demons and overcame them. That little princess there probably missed her daddy terribly. Hopefully, this will be the last time she'll have to miss you.

[Image via GSI Media.]

Good News Meg Ryan! John Mellencamp Officially Divorced From Ex-Wife

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 11:40 AM PDT

We're not 100% sure what the status is on John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan's engagement, but whenever they're ready to tie the knot they can do so, because John is now a free man!

John and his ex Elaine Irwin filed for divorce back in January, but his freedom just became official on Friday.

The ex-couple plan to share joint legal custody of their boys, but Elaine will take primary physical custody.

John has agreed to pay child support and schooling, and he plans to stay in Indiana so he can help raise his children with his ex-wife.

Should be inneresting to see how long it takes before John and Meg get hitched! We HAD heard that they were going to tie the knot in July, but obviously that never happened.

Future wedding speculation aside, we're just glad that it sounds like John and his ex have the best interest of their children in mind. That's what's most important!

[Image via WENN.]

Sugarland Wasn't On Stage During Collapse Thanks To Tour Manager

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 11:30 AM PDT

We still can't get over this.

We were deeply saddened when we learned that a stage collapsed (above) on Saturday night at the Indiana State Fair, killing and injuring crowdmembers who were in attendance to see Sugarland perform.

Now, we're hearing that the main reason the band wasn't on stage at the time of the disaster was thanks to tour manager Hellen Rollens who held them backstage due to the weather.

Here's what band manager Gail Gellman had to say about it:

"There was no running out anywhere. No one knew what happened. It was just the moment when your eyes get big."

"As a tour manager, it's super important to understand what the weather conditions are when you play outside. We've always talked about not putting the band on during wind, lightning or heavy rain."

"Everybody was standing in a prayer circle getting ready to go onstage, and Hellen, as she was walking down the ramp, the stage fell. So her decision to hold them for literally a minute saved every band member and crew's life."

We're just glad they weren't on stage at the time of the collapse.

We wish everyone who was injured a speedy and full recovery, and our thoughts and prayers continue to go out to the loved ones of those were lost during this tragic event.

Sneak Peek Of The Finale Of The Glee Project

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 11:20 AM PDT

You know what? We are just starting to comprehend how many new characters are going to be on Glee this season. Mercedes new boyfriend, the Danielle Staub wannabe and then whoever wins The Glee Project. That's a lot of new cast members to juggle along with giving our beloved Gleeks a proper send-off.

Tread lightly, Ryan Murphy. Don't go to crazy now.

Anyway, on Sunday, we'll finally learn which Gleeful hopeful won the seven episode arc in the new season. Will it be brassy Alex, suave Samuel, adorable Damien or diva Lindsay???

Only time will tell, but here's a sneak peek of the episode (above) to get you pumped for it!

New GaGa! Watch You & I Video HERE!!!!

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 10:57 AM PDT

OMG!

Check out Lady GaGa's new music video for You & I (above)!!!

Mermaid sex! GaGa on GaGa action!

Soooo epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE!!!!!

Madonna Going On Family Trip For Her Birthday!!!

Posted: 16 Aug 2011 10:50 AM PDT

Sounds like this should be a wonderful trip!

Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with her BF Brahim Zaibat and her children Mercy, David, and Lourdes at JFK airport (above, and below).

Madge and co. were headed overseas for a family celebration in honor of her 53rd birthday!

Between this trip and her weekend in the Hamptons, it sounds like she's having a wonderful bday!

Enjoy!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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