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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.2.11
- Kanye West Wants World Leaders At His Funeral
- Casper Smart Is Tweeting About Jennifer Lopez
- Roberto Cavalli Is Kind Of Awesome
- Snooki Has A Fragrance, Too
- Miranda Kerr Looks Really Smart For Some Reason and Other News
- Ryan Reynolds Gave Blake Lively A Hickey
- Gwyneth Paltrow & January Jones Named ‘Least Influential People of 2011′
- Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment So Prenup Will Be Dismissed
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.2.11 Posted: 02 Dec 2011 01:09 PM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Predator on the move, the most concerned I’ve been about society since the last time I said I was concerned, (Two posts ago? Sounds about right.) Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a plastic watch!? Oh, heavens, straight to the incinerator with you, young man! And don’t touch the Read More ... |
| Kanye West Wants World Leaders At His Funeral Posted: 02 Dec 2011 12:07 PM PST        Let me just preface this by saying, if you thought you knew how egotistical Kanye West is, you’ve clearly never asked him who he wants to be at his funeral because you’re not running around screaming, “Oh, God, Jesus, his head! His head is pushing us all off the Earth! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Via Read More ... |
| Casper Smart Is Tweeting About Jennifer Lopez Posted: 02 Dec 2011 11:10 AM PST        “Oh, wow, her costume shoots dust out of it and everything.” Because he’s 13, Casper Smart has taken to Twitter to fight back against the “haters” criticizing his relationship with Jennifer Lopez because if there’s one thing grown men concern themselves with, it’s “haters.” *deletes every tweet arguing with Ryan Dunn fans* — Ahaha! I Read More ... |
| Roberto Cavalli Is Kind Of Awesome Posted: 02 Dec 2011 10:23 AM PST        For those of you wondering when men eventually stop ogling women, here’s 71-year-old Italian fashion mogul Roberto Cavalli blatantly staring at his Russian girlfriend’s ass while she’s bending over in a bikini. An ass he’s guaranteed to see whenever he wants because he always keeps bills in his pocket, yet here he is taking a Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Dec 2011 09:29 AM PST        Yesterday, we saw JWoww promoting her new fragrance “JWoww” at a Kmart, and now here’s Snooki promoting the also-creatively-named “Snooki” which we already knows smells like a dampened Ewok eager for cock, so naturally she’s at a Perfumania. On that note, just assume behind that paper wall is two shitting cows and a manager frantically Read More ... |
| Miranda Kerr Looks Really Smart For Some Reason and Other News Posted: 02 Dec 2011 08:37 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney is easy-going while Nick Nolte desperately clings to life. - Mindy McCready seems to be doing just fine. - If Gary Oldman gets this, it’s only to make up for snubbing him in The Fifth Element. I’m just saying what we’re all thinking. Read More ... |
| Ryan Reynolds Gave Blake Lively A Hickey Posted: 02 Dec 2011 07:58 AM PST        Here’s Blake Lively arriving to the set of Gossip Girl yesterday with what looks like a hickey on her neck that more than likely came from Ryan Reynolds. Which probably explains why Scarlett Johansson hates her so much because Ryan never used to give her hickeys. He also never took her to Dairy Queen after Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow & January Jones Named ‘Least Influential People of 2011′ Posted: 02 Dec 2011 06:54 AM PST        Through some sort of holiday magic, somehow both Gwyneth Paltrow AND January Jones made GQ’s list of “The Least Influential People of 2011.” And I say somehow because there’s absolutely zero mention of the time Gwyneth made a pretentious list of pretentious shit she can’t live without or the bastard baby January carried to term Read More ... |
| Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment So Prenup Will Be Dismissed Posted: 02 Dec 2011 06:02 AM PST        “Our entire marriage was a fraud right down to this prosthetic penis she made me carry all the time. Oh, God, I can still smell the foam rubber…” I want to say I’ve been holding off on covering Kris Humphries seeking an annulment of his marriage to Kim Kardashian because I wanted to see what Read More ... |
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