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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.5.11
- Jessica Simpson’s Designing Maternity Clothes Now
- BREAKING: Robert Pattinson Drinking With A Woman Who’s Not Kristen Stewart. Edward, Nooooo!!!!!
- Herman Cain Was Quoting Pokemon This Whole Time
- Christina Aguilera Should Stop Wearing Tights
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes An Excellent Argument For Me Marrying Her and Other News
- LeAnn Rimes Must’ve Had A Fat Day
- Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now
- Katy Perry & Russell Brand Pretend They’re Not Getting A Divorce
- Kourtney Kardashian & ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Are Feuding
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.5.11 Posted: 05 Dec 2011 01:32 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Fergie‘s gun digging into Josh Duhamel‘s hip, Kate Gosselin joining the list of people who should never wear tights and Ellen at the exact moment she remembered it’s PENS she hates not penis. Talk about embarrassing. Yes, that’s a drunk Mini-Me in Kelly Brook‘s lap, - The Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson’s Designing Maternity Clothes Now Posted: 05 Dec 2011 12:57 PM PST        “Furkey? No way!” Jessica Simpson already sells clothes built for the huskier, more “American” woman, so transitioning over to maternity clothes is clearly the next logical step. Mostly because she can just write the word “maternity” on her current designs and spend the rest of the day eating popcorn chicken. She’s a brilliant strategist. Via Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Robert Pattinson Drinking With A Woman Who’s Not Kristen Stewart. Edward, Nooooo!!!!! Posted: 05 Dec 2011 12:00 PM PST        WARNING: If you think the Twilight books and/or movies are real, now would be a good time to turn your computer off and think about which lipstick you like the best instead. (Black. It’s black.) Seen here shattering the very carefully crafted publicity machine that would have you believe he’s softly intercoursing Kristen Stewart in Read More ... |
| Herman Cain Was Quoting Pokemon This Whole Time Posted: 05 Dec 2011 10:49 AM PST  “You see, women are like Charmander. Sometimes they evolve into Charizard, and sometimes you gotta catch them in your office by pretending it’s a giant Pokeball. Otherwise, Jigglypuff comes in, starts stealing your potion, and hell, that ain’t right.” For those of you blissfully unaware of the current state of American politics, Republican presidential nominee Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Should Stop Wearing Tights Posted: 05 Dec 2011 09:40 AM PST        We are all Kelly Osbourne now. Despite being desperate for her boyfriend Matthew Rutler to make an honest woman out of her – Ignoring all that sex they had while she was still married, of course – Christina Aguilera won’t stop wearing the same pair of black tights everywhere she goes. Apparently, she’s one of Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes An Excellent Argument For Me Marrying Her and Other News Posted: 05 Dec 2011 08:58 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Michael Fassbender‘s penis took two stabs at the Oscars this year. - Angelina Jolie‘s newest movie seems really familiar. - Tom Cruise‘s karaoke tribute to Xenu. But does he do splits, you ask? - Selena Gomez’s dog totally got to second. - You’re Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Must’ve Had A Fat Day Posted: 05 Dec 2011 08:24 AM PST        Before any of you drunks get confused, it’s not St. Patrick’s Day already, so you’re going to have to find another excuse for your day drinking. (I’m going with Guilani Rancic’s double masectomy. Such a brave woman.) However, that didn’t stop LeAnn Rimes from wearing a green tablecloth to the Trevor Awards last night after Read More ... |
| Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now Posted: 05 Dec 2011 07:24 AM PST        When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods‘ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Although, in Robert Cavalli’s defense, Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & Russell Brand Pretend They’re Not Getting A Divorce Posted: 05 Dec 2011 06:48 AM PST        “Yes, that’s right, I’m the most beautiful woman here.” – Russell Brand Despite the fact they’re rarely photographed together, or even on the same continent, Katy Perry and Russell Brand showed up to The 3rd Annual Change Begins Within Benefit Saturday night so people will stop figuring out they’re getting a divorce, and eventually deduce Read More ... |
| Kourtney Kardashian & ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Are Feuding Posted: 05 Dec 2011 05:54 AM PST        Seen here minus the top hat and moustache Scott makes her wear before bed, Kourtney Kardashian found her just-announced pregnancy publicly criticized by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham who apparently thinks “teen” means 32-years-old which is weird for someone who got knocked up at 16. Those people are usually so smart. Via HuffPo Celebrity: “I’m Read More ... |
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