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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11
- Courtney Stodden Tells Victims Of Bullying To ‘Be Themselves.’ Courtney Stodden Said That.
- Kate Middleton’s (Probably) Pregnant
- Kim Kardshian’s ‘Media Lockdown’ Lasted Long
- Lindsay Lohan Debuting Playboy Issue On ‘Ellen’
- Have We Mentioned Amber Heard Is Hot? So Very, Very Hot? And Other News
- Kirstie Alley Probably Shouldn’t Have Lost All That Weight So Fast
- Alec Baldwin Kicked Off A Plane For Playing ‘Words With Friends’
- JWoww: Maxim Is My ‘Highest Accomplishment’
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11 Posted: 07 Dec 2011 01:54 PM PST        “Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Tells Victims Of Bullying To ‘Be Themselves.’ Courtney Stodden Said That. Posted: 07 Dec 2011 01:05 PM PST        I’d been sitting on this post because I knew it was only a matter of time until Courtney Stodden called up the paparazzi and told them she’s sensually sashaying down saucy streets of sexy sex citizens. Anyway, apparently Courtney has been a long-time crusader against bullying and recently gave some insanely hypocritical advice to victims Read More ... |
| Kate Middleton’s (Probably) Pregnant Posted: 07 Dec 2011 12:12 PM PST        Through thickest cervix, and blackest ovary, No pregnant womb shall escape my sight.. ary. Seen here leaving a concert in London last night, Kate Middleton has been the subject of rampant pregnancy rumors, and conveniently carrying her clutch in front of her stomach like they taught her in Princess School has the British papers aflutter Read More ... |
| Kim Kardshian’s ‘Media Lockdown’ Lasted Long Posted: 07 Dec 2011 10:54 AM PST        Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media lockdown and allowed to pretend the paparazzi waiting by her car weren’t called in advance by Kris Jenner who’s conveniently walking out of the same building with Kourtney. “Because if you’re going Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Debuting Playboy Issue On ‘Ellen’ Posted: 07 Dec 2011 09:59 AM PST        Now that we know her Playboy shoot won’t have any nudity, Lindsay Lohan is safe to debut her spread on Ellen because apparently lesbians like their porn boring and pointless. That’s not how you find a husband… Page Six reports: “The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview Read More ... |
| Have We Mentioned Amber Heard Is Hot? So Very, Very Hot? And Other News Posted: 07 Dec 2011 09:22 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Armie Hammer gay-sexed Leonardo DiCaprio to defend his grandfather’s honor. - Sinead O’Connor finally found someone to make The Difficult Brown.. not so difficult? Butt sex. She’s having butt sex. - Pippa Middleton‘s ass is Prince Harry‘s Christmas present this year. - Christina Hendrick‘s buttons Read More ... |
| Kirstie Alley Probably Shouldn’t Have Lost All That Weight So Fast Posted: 07 Dec 2011 07:50 AM PST        Possibly motivated by a self-imposed dry spell after refusing to engage in “fat sex” (a.k.a. Every night of the week for this motherfucker. High five!), Kirstie Alley rapidly shed a dramatic 100 pounds presumably by using Scientology slave laborers to tunnel out all the cellulite so it can power an entire prison/pleasure yacht. Except she Read More ... |
| Alec Baldwin Kicked Off A Plane For Playing ‘Words With Friends’ Posted: 07 Dec 2011 07:04 AM PST        “Those bastards. I had the Q!” Let me just preface this post by saying, I’m generally amazed it didn’t involve the words “And then Alec Baldwin threw his Big Gulp full of whiskey like an angry bear, bloodthirsty for salmon. And whiskey.” Anyway, yesterday Alec was kicked off an American Airlines flight after getting into Read More ... |
| JWoww: Maxim Is My ‘Highest Accomplishment’ Posted: 07 Dec 2011 05:52 AM PST        After years of purchasing the cheapest plastic surgery money can reluctantly buy instead of vodka, JWoww has finally made the cover of Maxim after two prior shoots where she learned blowjays aren’t legally binding. On that note, JWoww’s finally reached the pinnacle of her existence and it’s all downhill from here which might come as Read More ... |
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