Saturday, April 28, 2012

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“The anniversary of The Royal Wedding” Links

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 10:47 AM PDT

Royal Wedding Pippa Middleton
Sunday is the anniversary of the Royal Wedding! Remember Pippa's rise to fame? [Celebuzz]
Remember Princess Beatrice's hat?! Good times. [Lainey Gossip]
Royal Expert Victoria Arbiter says Will and Kate arent going to flaunt their anniversary [A Socialite Liife]
Nicki Minaj’s “Starships” video is as ridiculous as her fake butt [D-Listed]
Heidi Klum and Dakota Fanning looked gorgeous in Elie Saab [Popsugar]
The Raven review [Pajiba]
Rosie is worried that Lohan is going to die like Whitney Houston [Yeeeah]
Katie Holmes without makeup [Celebuzz]
Outtakes from Mila Kunis' Cosmo photoshoot [The Blemish]
Zooey Deschanel without makeup. She looks really different. [Evil Beet]
Amanda Seyfried does some knitting. Really [IDLITW]
“30 Rock's” live episode was a cute send-up of TV classics [Gawker]
Mischa Barton is looking good? [Go Fug Yourself]
This is for Kaiser: New Prometheus featurette! [OMG Blog]
Bernie review [Moe Jackson]
Kristen Stewart & Garrett Hedlund Cover Jalouse Magazine. Hot! [ICYDK]

Royal Wedding Pippa Middleton

Royal Wedding Pippa Middleton

Royal Wedding Kate Middleton

Royal Wedding Kate Middleton

Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie Royal Wedding

Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie Royal Wedding

Photo credit: WENN.com

Angelina Jolie refuses Brad’s suggestion of a ‘double wedding’ with his parents

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 06:30 AM PDT

The tabloids are full of speculation about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's engagement this week. OK! Magazine had a story about Brad and Angelina fighting over every single detail of their wedding plans, and that's why they took the trip to the Galapagos Islands. The Enquirer says Brad and Angelina will have a quiet beach wedding in the Bahamas, which… I mean… a beach wedding? Doesn't Angelina know that Jennifer Aniston theoretically owns the "beach wedding" concept? Star Magazine also has a story about Brad "gushing" about his engagement to George Clooney, and Clooney deciding to "propose" to Stacy Keibler just because he saw how happy Brad was. LOL. But my favorite, by far, was In Touch Weekly's piece about Angelina turning into a "my way or the highway" style bridezilla. ITW makes a really big deal about Angelina flat-out REFUSING to have a double wedding with Brad's parents for their 50th wedding anniversary:

It seemed like such a meaningful idea – tying the knot alongside his parents as they celebrate a milestone of their own. But when Brad Pitt suggested to his fiancée Angelina Jolie that they have a double wedding with Bill and Jane Pitt, who plan to renew their vows on their 50th anniversary in August, Angelina hated the idea – and she didn't hesitate to let him know.

"She was not okay with the double ceremony at all," reveals a family friend. "She believes that their wedding day should belong to her and her alone."

Angelina has been insisting that she doesn't care about her wedding day, and that the only reason she's getting married at all is to please Brad and their six children. But while Brad has made numerous suggestions, and the kids love the idea of a big family wedding, Angelina is letting them all know that it's her way or the highway.

Mocking Brad's pleas for a traditional wedding and informing him that, 50th wedding anniversary of not, Bill and Jane will not join them at the altar, Angelina is insisting on a very small ceremony, of which she is clearly the star.

"She doesn't seem to know the meaning of the word 'compromise'," marvels another friend, while an insider adds that it took brad "weeks" just to get her to wear the ring that he's spent a year designing with Robert Procop.

And though Brad longs to emulate his parents' happy marriage, he and Angelina are off to a very bad start.

"They're fighting all the time," the friend says. "They may not ever make it to the altar."

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

First of all, I didn't know that anyone still did "double weddings". I thought those only happened in Jane Austen novels. Second of all, it's Angelina's wedding and she'll bridezilla if she wants to. Third, who says that Bill and Jane Pitt even WANT Brad and Angelina to steal their 50th-wedding-anniversary thunder? Bill and Jane Pitt probably want their anniversary celebration to be all about them, and Angelina wants to have her wedding be all about her. Let everybody have their own thunder, Brad!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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Kim Kardashian is coming to the White House Correspondents Dinner too

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:41 AM PDT

These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian yesterday in NYC. They're making the rounds because… er… yeah. I guess because of Kim's pants? You know what? Go ahead and hate on me, but I actually like her pants. I like the whole outfit, honestly. I wish Kim would dress like this more often. She goes to the "ruffled mini-skirt" well too often, and she usually dresses like she honestly believes she's a size 4. So, while I like these pants from the front and from the side, there is a not-so-little matter of the pants from the back:

Yeah. Not good. I'm not a big-booty hater (I have a big booty too). But this is just… unflattering. Whenever I ask "How did Kim get such a tiny waist and such an enormous ass?" everyone always says "Ass implants and lipo." So… there you go.

In other Kardashian news, did you hear that Kim was also invited to this weekend's White House Correspondents Dinner? Lindsay Lohan has already been confirmed as a guest of Fox News, and it looks like Fox News is really trying to outdo themselves this year, because they invited Kim too. Is this some kind of political message Fox is trying to send? Because I tend to think that Fox has just given Pres. Obama's speechwriters a huge gift – the gift of Cracken and Kardashian jokes. Kim also came to the event in 2010… and quite honestly, Lindsay Lohan's invitation still bugs me much more than Kim's. Other celebrities who will be in attendance: George Clooney (and Stacy Keibler), Charlize Theron, Viola Davis and Josh Hutcherson.

Last Kardashian story – The Dirty & Media Takeout got their hands on a photo they claim is Kim WAY back in the day. If you go here and follow the NSFW links, you can see the nudie pic. Kim denies that it's her, but I think it really looks like her. The interesting part? If the photo IS Kim, it proves that she had a boob job.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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Charlize Theron wears Dion Lee LBD, jokes about why she’s still “single”

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:22 AM PDT

These are some new photos of Charlize Theron at CinemaCon yesterday in Las Vegas. Shall we discuss the Dion Lee dress first? I'm not in love with it. And oddly enough, I don't find it flattering. Charlize has this amazing body, and I swear the cut of this dress makes her hips look weird. Plus, she doesn't look comfortable in it at all. The "cutout" effect is helped along with that illusion netting, and it's just not a cute look. Her face looks great, though. She's been looking kind of Botoxy lately, but she looks very fresh and natural here (to my eyes).

Charlize received the "Distinguished Decade of Achievement In Film" Award at CinemaCon. Charlize has had a great decade in film, but that's kind of lost in such a kiss-ass industry event when everyone knows Charlize just got an "award" because she has two films opening up in June (both of which I can't wait for). During her acceptance speech, Charlize joked, "If I knew that 3D was gonna be such a big deal I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago." She also said that everything she knows about love she learned from watching Splash and "Perhaps that is why I am still single."

Single you say? In other Charlize news, The Enquirer has a recap on the situation with Charlize and Alexander Skarsgard. The Enquirer broke the story in March – something about Charlize and Alex on a "date" at Gym Sportsbar, "a gay watering hole in West Hollywood." Other sites have claimed similar things too – it's generally established that Charlize and Alex were together at this bar, but some say that they might have been with a group of friends and maybe it wasn't so much a "date". The Enquirer's sources say this week that Charlize and Alex "want to keep the romance to themselves for the time being." Which is just a fancy way of saying that we probably won't see photos of them together. For a while at least.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Kristen Stewart is Glamour UK’s best dressed woman of 2012: good choice?

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:21 AM PDT

Kristen Stewart is the best dressed woman in the world! According to Glamour UK at least. Kristen topped a list that included many British fashion-girls, which is kind of impressive – Kristen being an American, after all. I was trying to put myself in that frame of mind – if I was 16 years old again, would I want to dress like Kristen? When I was 14-15, I was all about Winona Ryder, so… yeah. Probably. I'm not saying 1995 Winona = 2012 K-Stew. But there are some correlations. And while I'm still not a fan of Kristen's "street style," her red carpet style continues to improve year after year. She's young, she's mixing it up, she's learning. And she just got a Balenciaga contract too!

Anyway, Glamour's top five was rounded out by (in order): Emma Watson, Victoria Beckham, the Duchess of Cambridge and Florence Welch (of Florence + the Machine). Other Americans on the list included Blake Lively, Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba (??), Gaga, Beyonce, Emma Stone, Angelina Jolie (#23) and Jennifer Aniston (#30). I do think the list was stacked towards "celebrity women that the average 21-year-old admires." You can see Glamour UK's slideshow here.

It was reported recently that Hollywood stylists are refusing to work with her thanks to her careless off-duty attire and alleged bad attitude. But Kristen Stewart has defied her critics by being crowned the world’s best dressed woman by fashion bible Glamour magazine. The Twilight star, 22, placed ahead of Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss and the Duchess of Cambridge as the most stylish of the stars.

While she used to smirk at the thought of couture, Kristen has developed an appreciation for fashion of late, turning up to Paris Fashion Week and dazzling in designs by Balenciaga, Chanel, J Mendel and Roberto Cavalli in the past year. The tomboy actress has also ditched her penchant for wearing trainers on the red carpet, but they remain her day-to-day uniform, paired with jeans and T-shirts.

The magazine praises Kristen for her progression from ‘awkward teen to style queen’ and for always being ‘effortlessly on-trend’. She also topped the best-dressed couple rankings with boyfriend and co-star Robert Pattinson.

Harry Potter star and Burberry model Emma Watson slipped from top spot in 2011 to second place in Glamour’s top 50. Singer and former X Factor judge Cheryl Cole also dropped from second to eighth in the rankings, but the magazine says the pop star has the ‘fashion factor nailed’. Spice Girl turned fashion designer Beckham has shot-up 12 places to third, with the magazine praising the ‘adorable co-ordinating looks’ she shares with ‘her new favourite accessory’ – baby daughter Harper.

This year’s top 10 is completed by flame-haired singer Florence Welch, My Week With Marilyn star Michelle Williams, Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively, US socialite reality TV star Olivia Palermo, and Rihanna. The top 20 includes supermodel Kate Moss, X Factor judge Kelly Rowland, actress Keira Knightley and Dannii Minogue. Sister Kylie is at 45. Rising style-setter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley placed at number 17, followed by Fearne Cotton and Jennifer Lopez, with Mila Kunis rounding out the top 20.

[From The Mail]

Who do I think deserves top honors? Eh. Call me a curmudgeon, but nearly every celebrity woman has had some major style blunders lately. It's not like a decade ago, when Nicole Kidman was so obviously the style leader of the world and you couldn't wait to see what she would wear next. Charlize Theron is a bit like that, but I feel like she's been slacking sartorially lately too. You know who I've been enjoying so much over the past year? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She might not be the best actress (ha), but that girl can DRESS. She wears a lot of Burberry, naturally.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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