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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12
- Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Is Actually Happening
- Jessica Simpson Wants To Give Birth Looking Like A Giant Leopard/Elephant Hybrid
- Justin Bieber Wrote A Song About Mariah Yeater, Too. Oh, Good.
- Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Be Playing Elizabeth Taylor Or Anyone’
- Simon From ‘Real Housewives’ Ejaculated On His Wife During Childbirth. Why Not?
- So Megan Fox Is Probably Definitely Pregnant. Maybe.
- Pamela Anderson Wore This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12 Posted: 24 Apr 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Is Actually Happening Posted: 24 Apr 2012 12:25 PM PDT        “What am I doing with my life?” is what I really hope she’s thinking. Last week, Mila Kunis immediately shot down rumors that she’s seeing Ashton Kutcher and everyone immediately believed the denial because most people like to imagine Mila Kunis cunnilinging Natalie Portman as a pretty cool chick who would never in a million Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Wants To Give Birth Looking Like A Giant Leopard/Elephant Hybrid Posted: 24 Apr 2012 11:33 AM PDT        I just assumed Jessica Simpson‘s dreams consisted of nacho cheese waterfalls and sliders with ladybug wings that fly into your mouth as you rest on a soft meadow made of baby back ribs, so imagine my surprise to learn that she sometimes dreams about clothes. And not just any clothes, but the specific outfit she Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Wrote A Song About Mariah Yeater, Too. Oh, Good. Posted: 24 Apr 2012 10:03 AM PDT        If you thought Justin Bieber tweeting a Borat video at Mariah Yeater, the girl who accused him of being the father of her baby, was the dickishest thing he could ever do, you clearly underestimated our Maple Lord’s propensity to flaunt his syrupy power because, surprise, he wrote a song about her, too. BBC News Read More ... |
| Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Be Playing Elizabeth Taylor Or Anyone’ Posted: 24 Apr 2012 09:17 AM PDT        Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie: "I feel very sorry for her,'' she said. Read More ... |
| Simon From ‘Real Housewives’ Ejaculated On His Wife During Childbirth. Why Not? Posted: 24 Apr 2012 07:35 AM PDT        If you haven’t seen this by now, yesterday Jezebel unearthed a gem that’s basically why we have an Internet from former Real Housewives of New York stars Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen‘s quasi-memoir “Little Kids, Big City” where, long story short, Alex writes about naturally giving birth to her son which caused Simon to Read More ... |
| So Megan Fox Is Probably Definitely Pregnant. Maybe. Posted: 24 Apr 2012 06:41 AM PDT        So a few weeks back Star reported that Megan Fox is pregnant with her first child but no one believed it because it was Star. Except yesterday the pregnancy rumors started again, and this time E! News is claiming they have exclusive confirmation from an anonymous random source, so it has to be true: If Read More ... |
| Pamela Anderson Wore This And Other News Posted: 24 Apr 2012 06:04 AM PDT        - Mind the Gap: It’s a sacred shape. - The Dark Knight Rises will have a new trailer in front of The Avengers. You may nerd-jaculate now. - Simon Cowell once banged a chick 11 times in one night and also analyzed her performance each time because he’s a romantic. - Read More ... |
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