Friday, April 27, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 11:30 AM PDT

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to Read More ...

Oh, Shut Up, Hilary Duff

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 10:15 AM PDT

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Posted by Photo Boy Because I know how special it is to sit at work, a job that you possibly have just to shell out hundreds of dollars a month to have your kid in daycare, I thought you’d be as riveted as I was by the harrowing tale of Hilary Duff‘s interrupted two weeks Read More ...

Octomom Cleared By Child Services

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 09:00 AM PDT

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The secret ingredient is kids. So earlier in the week we learned that Octomom locks her kids in a room while she drops $500 (Of her own money! That welfare cash is totally different, you guys.) on in-home Brazilian Blowouts whenever she’s not letting them graffiti the walls and traipse through each other’s piss and Read More ...

Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 07:42 AM PDT

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I’ll be frank, I don’t know a lot about dogs or puppy mills or the SPCA, but I do know a lot about Chris Brown being a fucking idiot which brings us to his latest online venture: Selling pit bulls online for $1,000 a pop which just made Michael Vick go, “People are going to Read More ...

Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 06:07 AM PDT

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In case there was any doubt Barack Obama is running a morally corrupt administration that actually recognizes homosexuals as human beings, forces the secret service to solicit prostitutes and basically runs America into a pit of moral decay where sluts have control of their slut bodies, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan have been invited to Read More ...

Michelle Hunziker’s Wearing Bikinis Again And Other News

Posted: 27 Apr 2012 05:58 AM PDT

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- Yesterday was Burn Your Bra Thursday on theChive. I think it went well. - A-Rod calls Cameron Diaz the “greatest human being he ever met.” Notice how he didn’t say “woman.” - Mischa Barton‘s cleavage makes up for whatever the hell’s happening in The Forbidden Zone For My Eyes. - Read More ...

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