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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12
- Oh, Shut Up, Hilary Duff
- Octomom Cleared By Child Services
- Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now
- Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House
- Michelle Hunziker’s Wearing Bikinis Again And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12 Posted: 27 Apr 2012 11:30 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Apr 2012 10:15 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Because I know how special it is to sit at work, a job that you possibly have just to shell out hundreds of dollars a month to have your kid in daycare, I thought you’d be as riveted as I was by the harrowing tale of Hilary Duff‘s interrupted two weeks Read More ... |
| Octomom Cleared By Child Services Posted: 27 Apr 2012 09:00 AM PDT        The secret ingredient is kids. So earlier in the week we learned that Octomom locks her kids in a room while she drops $500 (Of her own money! That welfare cash is totally different, you guys.) on in-home Brazilian Blowouts whenever she’s not letting them graffiti the walls and traipse through each other’s piss and Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now Posted: 27 Apr 2012 07:42 AM PDT        I’ll be frank, I don’t know a lot about dogs or puppy mills or the SPCA, but I do know a lot about Chris Brown being a fucking idiot which brings us to his latest online venture: Selling pit bulls online for $1,000 a pop which just made Michael Vick go, “People are going to Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House Posted: 27 Apr 2012 06:07 AM PDT        In case there was any doubt Barack Obama is running a morally corrupt administration that actually recognizes homosexuals as human beings, forces the secret service to solicit prostitutes and basically runs America into a pit of moral decay where sluts have control of their slut bodies, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan have been invited to Read More ... |
| Michelle Hunziker’s Wearing Bikinis Again And Other News Posted: 27 Apr 2012 05:58 AM PDT        - Yesterday was Burn Your Bra Thursday on theChive. I think it went well. - A-Rod calls Cameron Diaz the “greatest human being he ever met.” Notice how he didn’t say “woman.” - Mischa Barton‘s cleavage makes up for whatever the hell’s happening in The Forbidden Zone For My Eyes. - Read More ... |
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