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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.17.12
- Courtney Stodden Says ‘Eat Your Vegetables’
- Simon Cowell’s Penis Is Hemorrhaging Money
- Angelia Jolie Shows Off Engagement Ring, Is Dying
- Rihanna Put A Bunch Of Bikini Pics On Facebook
- Gerard Butler Was Banging Chicks in Porta-Potties At Coachella. Of Course.
- Amanda Bynes Is Your New Lindsay Lohan
- Mila Kunis Immediately Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher
- Miley Cyrus Still Wearing Them Dang Ol’ Itty Bitty Dresses To Perlates Class And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.17.12 Posted: 17 Apr 2012 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marriage proposal (Too hard to tell.) and the Carla Gugino/Paz de la Huerta shots Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Says ‘Eat Your Vegetables’ Posted: 17 Apr 2012 12:14 PM PDT        And is also a bunny. Did I not mention that? Presumably unbeknownst to PETA, unless they’re trying to to immediately shed what little credibility they have left in which case, well played, Courtney Stodden has made herself the unofficial spokesperson for vegetarianism because she has a new video making the Internet rounds today where she Read More ... |
| Simon Cowell’s Penis Is Hemorrhaging Money Posted: 17 Apr 2012 11:30 AM PDT  “The name’s Boob, Man Boob. Double-O Bitch-tits.” Simon Cowell has more money stashed in sweater cows than most industrialized nations, so naturally he has sex with lots of women because deep down they’re just looking for a nice guy with a sense of humor. Except you’ll be surprised to learn that one of these women Read More ... |
| Angelia Jolie Shows Off Engagement Ring, Is Dying Posted: 17 Apr 2012 10:21 AM PDT        Here’s Angelina Jolie in Hollywood yesterday flashing the now-world-famous Fuck You Jennifer Aniston Diamond, handcrafted by her majesty’s must-trusted jeweler Robocop. Although, in her defense, it’s kind of hard not to flaunt something that’s goddamn thicker than you are. So, seriously, Angie, we all know why you gathered up those kids, so you might as Read More ... |
| Rihanna Put A Bunch Of Bikini Pics On Facebook Posted: 17 Apr 2012 09:00 AM PDT        Rihanna is apparently bored out of her mind because here’s a ton of bikini pics she just posted to Facebook from Hawaii or somewhere that doesn’t really matter because what’s important here is figuring out how to get her butt side-by-side with Leighton Meester‘s thus ending racism as we know it. It’s what Trayvon would’ve Read More ... |
| Gerard Butler Was Banging Chicks in Porta-Potties At Coachella. Of Course. Posted: 17 Apr 2012 08:28 AM PDT        “Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?” If you already saw these pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend – particularly this one – you probably won’t be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festival making hippie chicks blow him above a chemical toilet. There’s a reason he stars in Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Is Your New Lindsay Lohan Posted: 17 Apr 2012 07:51 AM PDT        On April 6, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI and not even a week later she was already stumbling out of bars, getting behind the wheel of a car and backing up over curbs while texting which was, naturally, splattered all over the Internet. So you’d just assume that maybe now Amanda Bynes would realize Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis Immediately Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher Posted: 17 Apr 2012 06:55 AM PDT        “You’re fucking kidding me, right?” Most celebrities don’t waste time denying the hundreds of tabloid rumors that pop up every day – and/or just get straight pissed off if you even try to ask them about them – but sometimes something so heinous is said that they immediately feel compelled to have their rep issue Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Still Wearing Them Dang Ol’ Itty Bitty Dresses To Perlates Class And Other News Posted: 17 Apr 2012 06:15 AM PDT        - Cute Russian girls are apparently on the prowl. - Emma Watson finally found someone who won’t yell “Three points for Gryffindor!” post-coital. Let her have this. - The NRA has officially lost its shit. - Jose Canseco just fucked Al Gore‘s mind. - Radiohead's Entire Live Performance at Coachella Read More ... |
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