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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12
- This Is The Last Time You’ll See Jessica Simpson Looking ‘Fat,’ According To Jessica Simpson
- A Justin Bieber ‘Impersonator’ Was Molesting Kids, You Say?
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Imagination Already Skipped To The Part Where Adam Levine Rejects Her
- ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Got Married Again
- Aww, Who’s The Prettiest Girl In The Whole Art Museum?
- Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says She Doesn’t Drink, Here’s Video Of Her Drinking
- Hilary Duff’s Child Will Not Go Hungry And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.10.12 Posted: 10 Apr 2012 01:00 PM PDT        No, no, NOOOOO. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel instead. We’ve also got Amanda Seyfried‘s dog whose every heartbeat fires a Read More ... |
| This Is The Last Time You’ll See Jessica Simpson Looking ‘Fat,’ According To Jessica Simpson Posted: 10 Apr 2012 12:00 PM PDT   Last month, we saw a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude for the April issue of Elle which apparently hit newsstands because here she is pimping the issue on Twitter while making the most ridiculous statement she’ll ever make in her life. And, yes, that’s counting the time she asked if the baby can see the Read More ... |
| A Justin Bieber ‘Impersonator’ Was Molesting Kids, You Say? Posted: 10 Apr 2012 10:58 AM PDT        “Here, kiddy, kiddy, kiddies. Come get the pup- Dammit, Selena. I told you to wait in the truck.” In the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, somehow news that a Justin Bieber “impersonator” was arrested in Canada for child molesting completely flew under my radar, so here’s that story because it’s important we don’t Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Imagination Already Skipped To The Part Where Adam Levine Rejects Her Posted: 10 Apr 2012 10:04 AM PDT        Last week, Jennifer Love Hewitt informed the entire studio audience of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that she’s working on an elaborate system of traps to ensnare Adam Levine because she’s lonely and it’s sometimes nice to talk to people so she gets carried away. Anyway, she’s since realized this will make Adam less likely to Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Got Married Again Posted: 10 Apr 2012 08:35 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy At just 19 years of age, the sound-decision-making machine known as Leah Messer has once again tied the knot. Only this time it won’t end in six months like her last marriage did because banged another dude days before the wedding because, can you guess? They’re soulmates! via US Weekly: It’s Read More ... |
| Aww, Who’s The Prettiest Girl In The Whole Art Museum? Posted: 10 Apr 2012 08:30 AM PDT |
| Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says She Doesn’t Drink, Here’s Video Of Her Drinking Posted: 10 Apr 2012 07:34 AM PDT        For those of you who don’t know because I didn’t post about it therefore raising the question if it ever really happened at all, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI Friday morning after she plowed into the back of a cop car. So if you ever find yourself driving home from the bar, don’t do Read More ... |
| Hilary Duff’s Child Will Not Go Hungry And Other News Posted: 10 Apr 2012 06:25 AM PDT        - So here’s James Franco doing Selena Gomez. - If You Like Tattoos (and women) Get In Here - I, too, wonder how Tom Cruise is so good at never being photographed unless he wants to be and then I remember it’s possible for one man to have sex with another man’s butt. Read More ... |
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