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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.12.12
- Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public
- Alexander Skarsgard & Thor Just Plundered A Hole In The Sex-Time Continuum
- It’s Hayden Panettiere In a Bikini
- Axl Rose Turns Down Induction Into Hall of Fame, Still Really Hates Original Guns N’ Roses
- Courtney Love: ‘Dave Grohl Banged Frances Bean Because He’s Sexually Obsessed With Kurt Cobain’
- Britney Spears Is Getting $15 Million To Be An ‘X-Factor’ Judge. Britney Spears.
- Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People.
- Stephanie Pratt Is Still A Person That’s Alive Wearing Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.12.12 Posted: 12 Apr 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear, and I say this as a huge fan, that John Malkovich shouldn’t be allowed to dress himself anymore. I mean, christ, Harry Dean Stanton is more put together and he’s been dead for 20 years. Also, Avril Lavigne is PREGNANT!! (I’m contractually obligated by Fish Read More ... |
| Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public Posted: 12 Apr 2012 12:40 PM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy A few weeks ago Rihanna put a reporter on blast (I’m honestly not even sure of what that means.) for asking about rumors that she’s been reminding Ashton Kutcher of the joys of a less-than-half-a-century old vagina. Well, the liberal hebes who run the media (Back me up, Mel.) are at Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard & Thor Just Plundered A Hole In The Sex-Time Continuum Posted: 12 Apr 2012 11:53 AM PDT        Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top rumored contenders for the role of Thor which thankfully didn’t happen because Chris Hemsworth taught us that Thor is best played by someone with a stocky Viking-esque build as opposed to a tall, lean, muscular Swedish fucking machine. If Alexander Skarsgard should play any superhero, it’s Read More ... |
| It’s Hayden Panettiere In a Bikini Posted: 12 Apr 2012 10:45 AM PDT        Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere? (Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motorcycle I hastily put cardboard wings on to look like the Batcycle per Read More ... |
| Axl Rose Turns Down Induction Into Hall of Fame, Still Really Hates Original Guns N’ Roses Posted: 12 Apr 2012 09:46 AM PDT        I was going to start this post with some sort of clever quip about how getting laid immediately fills a man with a certain bravado that 100% of the time leads to him making horrible fucking decisions. But then I remembered Axl Rose has been crazy for a really long time and already hinted he Read More ... |
| Courtney Love: ‘Dave Grohl Banged Frances Bean Because He’s Sexually Obsessed With Kurt Cobain’ Posted: 12 Apr 2012 08:28 AM PDT        If Courtney Love hasn’t fully alienated herself from her daughter Frances Bean, this should probably do it. In a new Twitter rant, screencapped by Gawker and well worth a click, Courtney blatantly accuses Dave Grohl of not only trying to bang Frances Bean but also doing so because he’s “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain: Courtney Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Is Getting $15 Million To Be An ‘X-Factor’ Judge. Britney Spears. Posted: 12 Apr 2012 07:44 AM PDT        “But daddy, those furnch fries were down there for me.” Britney Spears can’t even get married without her husband being named her co-conservator because according to the state of California, she technically shouldn’t even brush her own teeth without a helmet and two spotters. So of course it makes sense that Simon Cowell wants to Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People. Posted: 12 Apr 2012 06:44 AM PDT        “Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow ME before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the JACUZZI. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. BLOW me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi….” When Joe Eszterhas agreed to write the screenplay for The Read More ... |
| Stephanie Pratt Is Still A Person That’s Alive Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 12 Apr 2012 06:22 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Zac Efron will bang you if you go see The Lucky One is how you’re supposed to interpret this. - Hot Redheads = A Bullseye in Darts? (No idea, but titties!) - Anderson Cooper giggles like a little girl again at something only 12 year old boys find Read More ... |
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