Monday, April 9, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.9.12

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 02:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed starring Adam Brody as the Fonz in the gay porn version of Happy Days, Steven Tyler as himself in the gay porn version of Aerosmith, and Milo Ventimiglia in the gay porn version of motorcycle ownership. Oh Christ, I said porn three times, everybody down! - Photo Boy Read More ...

Kanye’s On The New Season Of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.’ And There It Is.

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 01:01 PM PDT

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“Our deal was you stab my mother in the heart with a stake, and I have sex with you in front of Matt Lauer. Now are you going to hold up your end of the bargain or not?” “Damn, chill, woman. I’ll handle it. Now quit talkin’ at me when I’m tryin’ to look for Read More ...

Hey, Mark Wahlberg’s Kids

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 11:13 AM PDT

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Say hi to your mother for me. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ...

Britney Spears’ Fiance Is Now Her Conservator Because That’s Not At All Messed Up

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 10:40 AM PDT


“I SEWED IT ALL BY MAHSELF!” Back in January, Britney Spears‘s dad was rumored to be ending her conservatorship as a wedding gift which seemed like the best possible way to make this whole situation not look like he literally sold her to Jason Trawick. Except we’re talking about a family who has no moral Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Ridin’ That Dang Ol’ Bike Ain’t Havin’ No Cammermans Peepin’ Up Her Squirrel Biskit

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 09:36 AM PDT

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“Seriously? The one day I forget to shave it into a mullet? I’m so grounded.” Here’s Miley Cyrus riding a bicycle in a short black dress without any underwear on on over the weekend which is amazing for someone who just a day earlier threatened to move to Nashville because the paparazzi won’t leave her Read More ...

Lamar Odom Just Quit The Dallas Mavericks

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 08:32 AM PDT

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Back in December, Lamar Odom was unceremoniously traded to the Dallas Mavericks by the Lakers and somehow talked Khloe Kardashian into moving with him despite her family’s track record of never leaving LA because it’s rich in whore-ranium. At the time, Khloe called it “God’s plan” for them, so of course only four months later, Read More ...

Zac Efron Should Probably Learn How Glass Works

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 07:33 AM PDT

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“Dude, I’m telling you, they put me in the same room Paris Hilton stays in after I specifically asked them not to. How do I know? *looks down pants* Call it a hunch. Now you’re my agent, fix this. In the meantime, I’ll be erratically dangling from the wall of this balcony dressed like a Read More ...

Well, Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini, and Other News

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 06:44 AM PDT

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- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. - Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. - So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” - Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez to Subway. Someone should probably Read More ...

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