Saturday, November 5, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Justin Bieber is probably not the father

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 01:59 PM PDT

So it turns out that Justin Bieber is not the not the first person Mariah Yeater has claimed is the father of her child. She also said she got gang banged by the Jonas Brothers. No not really. That would have been awesome though. TMZ says… The woman who [...]

Kim Kardashian is back, sad

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 12:52 PM PDT

It was pandemonium at LAX today when Kim Kardashian arrived from Australia and walked through the terminal with the frowniest face ever. What a lucky break that there were dozens of paparazzi there to capture it and show everyone how sad she is about her totally not-fake wedding. I wonder how they [...]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wore tight pants

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 10:53 AM PDT

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went to a party for Christian Louboutin at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night wearing these super tight leather pants. And yet when I asked her if I could borrow some last weekend she said she didn’t have any. Ok, fine, I see how it is. Two can [...]

Justin Bieber says he never even met that girl

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 10:22 AM PDT

Justin Bieber went on the Today Show this morning and pranced around like a little fairy. More to the point he said in no uncertain terms that he did not have sex with Mariah Yeater and is not the father of her child as she claims. E! says… “Never met the woman,” the [...]

Brett Ratner masturbates with shrimp

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 09:53 AM PDT

You know how you’ll hear Hollywood stories about skeezy directors who use their status to get young girls to sleep with them? Well for the last 10 years most of those stories have been about Brett Ratner (this tub of shit), who somehow still gets jobs (like producing this years Oscar telecast) despite [...]

Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor

Posted: 04 Nov 2011 08:30 AM PDT

No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie 'In Time' over the weekend, and I can't even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can't act for shit, and I have [...]

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