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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11
- Mariah Yeater Was Going To Give Bieber Baby Up For Adoption (UPDATE: And Claimed Ex Was The Father)
- We Couldn’t Resist
- Kim Kardashian Might’ve Saved Gay Marriage
- Jennifer Lopez Is Playing Carmen Sandiego Now
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Wore Another Spandex Dress and Other News
- Justin Bieber & Mariah Yeater: Who Raped Who? A Special Report
- Brett Ratner Banged Olivia Munn
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11 Posted: 04 Nov 2011 02:32 PM PDT View the Gallery / 27 Photos » Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I’m kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected Read More ...  |
| Mariah Yeater Was Going To Give Bieber Baby Up For Adoption (UPDATE: And Claimed Ex Was The Father) Posted: 04 Nov 2011 12:48 PM PDT  View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Who Raped Who? Bieber or Baby Mama? Read More » Getting knocked up by Justin Bieber is not only every girl’s dream, it’s also a winning lottery ticket waiting to fly out of your uterus and carry you to the bank on gossamer maple-wings. Which makes it odd Read More ... |
| Posted: 04 Nov 2011 11:48 AM PDT   The Backstory Olivia Munn & Brett Ranter Banged Read More » Tell us a tale about shrimp fat glistening on a portly man’s penis, and we’ll spin you a meme. FilmDrunk has transcribed the chapter (Which I highly recommend scoping out.) from Olivia Munn‘s book where she describes her now-career-defining moment in Brett Ratner‘s trailer. Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Might’ve Saved Gay Marriage Posted: 04 Nov 2011 10:28 AM PDT View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Ground Zero Kim Files For Divorce Read More » Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably from Star Trek’s George Takei – because, seriously, marriage is supposed to be a life-long prison of internal loneliness and regret, not a get-rich quick scheme. Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez Is Playing Carmen Sandiego Now Posted: 04 Nov 2011 09:27 AM PDT View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Because this won’t set Latinos back.. twenties of years, Jennifer Lopez is going to play Carmen Sandiego in a film adaptation of the classic video game that most of my generation’s teachers substituted for actual teaching somewhere around 1991. Anyone want to know where Spain is? Because I Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Wore Another Spandex Dress and Other News Posted: 04 Nov 2011 09:03 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy - A behind-the-scenes look at how Scarlett Johansson bralessly poses for Vanity Fair. - Conan O’Brien destroys the sanctity of marriages for ratings. - Making Sarah Jessica Parker stand nest to Elizabeth Hurley just isn’t fair. - Sara Jean Underwood + Spandex + A Giant Gun = Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber & Mariah Yeater: Who Raped Who? A Special Report Posted: 04 Nov 2011 07:44 AM PDT   Only this beluga whale knows the truth. But will it turn rat? While the police are busy contemplating a statutory rape investigation after Mariah Yeater publicly admitted to having sex with a then-16-year-old Justin Bieber, the Maple Christ went on The Today Show this morning to deny fathering a baby before dancing his way across Read More ... |
| Brett Ratner Banged Olivia Munn Posted: 04 Nov 2011 06:45 AM PDT  In Olivia Munn‘s book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” she admits to sleeping with a “bigwig” director when she first moved to Hollywood and basically described the encounter as grossly as possible, so naturally Brett Ratner has come forward to admit it’s him. Via The Huffington Post: The far-too-intimate details Read More ... |
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