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- Did Miley Cyrus get some bolt-ons, or are her girls all-natural?
- Tom Cruise at the Madrid ‘MI4′ premiere: does he have the best plastic surgeon ever?
- Lindsay Lohan due in court tomorrow, her probation report is allegedly “glowing”
- Khloe Kardashian and the cameras are following Lamar Odom to Dallas
- Viggo Mortensen versus Vincent Cassel: who would you choose in a dong buffet?
- Scarlett Johansson in black Dolce & Gabbana at the ‘Zoo’ premiere: trashy or cute?
- Jennifer Garner says she “lost part of herself” when she became a mom
- Sandra Bullock on life pre-motherhood: “like you were dead compared to now”
- American Airlines may yank episodes of 30 Rock after Alec Baldwin debacle
- Cameron Diaz & P.Diddy have been making out all over NYC: how gross are they?
| Did Miley Cyrus get some bolt-ons, or are her girls all-natural? Posted: 13 Dec 2011 10:00 AM PST Miley Cyrus was all over the place this past weekend. She attended both the CNN Heroes event, and the American Giving Awards. I thought she looked like ten kinds of hell at the American Giving Awards (in Jenny Packham), but at the CNN event (in Roberto Cavalli), she looked better, mostly because her face didn't look so bloated and her hair was a slight improvement. Anyway, because Miley wore two low-cut gowns to those events, people started noticing her boobs. In particular, they noticed how Miley seems to have gotten much bustier (more busty?) over the past year. Boob job? That's what Star Mag/Radar is claiming:
[From Radar] Wait, that doctor is claiming – as fact – that Jennifer Aniston has implants? I will accuse Aniston of getting lots of work done to her nose, and I will accuse Aniston of inflating her face with fillers and Botox, but I will not accuse her of having a boob job. I buy that Aniston's boobs are real. As for Miley… I think that in the Cavalli gown, the support is just really good – she's got her girls hiked up, and that's why they look so "full". You can see in the Packham gown that her boobs are actually slightly saggy and not as "pert" as they look in the Cavalli gown. It's the sag that makes me think that Miley's boobs are real – if they were fake, I think her boobs would be sitting "higher." That, and they don't look bolted-on to her chest. She's 19 years old, and her weight is fluctuating, and sometimes that means that boob sizes go up and down – I went up a cup size in my early 20s, so don't tell me that a 19 year old's boobs won't go up and down in size too. Photos courtesy of WENN.      |
| Tom Cruise at the Madrid ‘MI4′ premiere: does he have the best plastic surgeon ever? Posted: 13 Dec 2011 08:50 AM PST Tom Cruise and his CO$-endorsed Fountain of Youth have arrived in Madrid for the Spanish premiere of Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol. In the past week, we’ve already seen him in Dubai, Moscow, and Berlin; and surely at this point, even Paula Patton and Simon Pegg are wondering where Katie Holmes might be and why she’s not walking the red carpet to support her manic husband. Naturally, this is a very valid question; but I’m gonna cut Katie a break here and assume that, since it’s December, maybe she’s already fulfilled her quota of contractually required appearances for the year. As such, Katie’s probably lounging comfortably somewhere atop a recharging dock in preparation for whatever creepy public displays of affection that January might bring. After all, next year will be a busy one with Tom finishing up his sensitive portrayal of Jack Reacher in One Shot and also trying to get Top Gun 2 off the ground. Tom still says that sequel is gonna happen, but I think it ultimately depends on how well MI4 fares at the box office. Can we talk about Paula’s dress though? Honestly, she’s a beautiful woman and a rising star, but this dress seems like she’s dressed up as a Kardashian for Halloween. As for Tom, well, he’s wearing his favorite faux-steel-toed lifts again. Very manly. Also, Kaiser thinks that Tom’s little leather coat makes him look like a child. I think it makes him look like he’s trying too hard to stay hip, which is par for the course. Now for more about Tom’s miracle face. Kaiser, CB, and I were talking about how strange it is that Tom’s face looks really natural yet obviously refreshed in a cosmetic manner. Yet it’s really hard to pinpoint exactly what type of work that Tom’s had done because other aspects of his face (such as fine lines) have been strategically left “undone” to throw everyone off the scent of the surgical trail. If Tom had it his way, we’d all believe that his new face is merely the result of clean living and lots of vitamins. But we know better than that, right? Photos courtesy of WENN          |
| Lindsay Lohan due in court tomorrow, her probation report is allegedly “glowing” Posted: 13 Dec 2011 07:42 AM PST Sigh… another day, another million stories about Lindsay Lohan's crack drama. LL is still in Hawaii, where she's getting "pap'd" only it's really obvious that she's just setting up these beach photo shoots. You can see some bikini photos of her here – the one of her saggy ass makes it really obvious that those Playboy pics were Photoshopped to the extreme. Also, you know how LL's purse was "stolen" a few nights ago? Well, there an audio recording of LL "freaking out" about her lost purse, and you can hear her crack logic at work as she tries to figure out how in the world someone took her $5000 purse with $10,000 inside from a Jeep with open windows. SHOCKING. At one point, she mutters, “I will f–king kill someone if I even have to get questioned… jail for a year.” Ah, crack dramz. Meanwhile, Radar has a story about what might go down at LL's progress hearing in front of the judge tomorrow. If she shows up… is she still in Hawaii? Is she flying back today?
[From Radar] I tend to believe this report – I think the Cracken has been following all of the rules and she's been in full-compliance… this month. But maybe next month, or maybe the month after that… the old crackhead itch will start. LL is incapable of simply following the rules and adhering to a structure. She's incapable of a long con – she doesn't have the patience for it. She's too crackie. She'll mess up, just wait for it. Photos courtesy of Fame and Pacific Coast News.    This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Khloe Kardashian and the cameras are following Lamar Odom to Dallas Posted: 13 Dec 2011 07:13 AM PST Here are some new photos of Khloe Kardashian (and Kourtney) at a Barnes & Noble book signing yesterday. They were signing copies of Kardashian Konfidential. I don't understand Khloe's fedora… for why? I'm also including photos of Khloe and her nephew Mason from two days ago. Anyway, as we discussed yesterday, Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks. What does this mean for the Kardashian domination in NYC and LA? Well, who knows. But it's looking like Khloe is going to follow her husband to Dallas, and E! producers are already making plans to film everything, according to TMZ.
[From Us Weekly] I actually think the move will be great for Khloe. Some physical and emotional distance from her family, the chance to make her own set of friends and build a home base apart from the Plague of Kat-Faces. It might even make Khloe and Lamar's marriage even stronger, you know? Anyway, I like that Khloe is putting her marriage first and following Lamar. The coach of Mavericks, Rick Carlisle, also gave an interview where he basically welcomed not only Lamar and Khloe, but the cameras as well. Carlisle said: “I will say this: Khloe’s my favorite Kardashian. She’s the coolest." He was also asked if he would appear on an Kardashian-based show, and he said, “I’ve never been one to rule anything out. I would guess it would be a long shot to be asked.” See? Lamar and Khloe will be welcomed in Dallas. And I think they'll do well there. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Viggo Mortensen versus Vincent Cassel: who would you choose in a dong buffet? Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:47 AM PST I was going to write about some new photos of Jude Law & Robert Downey Jr., but those pics weren't all that sexy at the end of the day. So how about some Viggo Mortensen and Vincent Cassel? Vincent and Viggo were doing a photo call in Paris for A Dangerous Method… where was my lovely Fassbender? Well, I think Michael has pretty much called it quits on promoting A Dangerous Method, and now he's spending his time, money and effort securing an Oscar nomination for Best Actor for Shame. It's not a bad wager, honestly, but I miss him at these Dangerous Method photo calls. But let's talk about Vig and Vin. I still think Viggo looks like crap with this hair length, honestly. I'm not saying he should shave it all off… maybe just take off an inch or two? I also want him to eat some carbs in the hopes that some of it will go to his face. His face is increasingly looking more and more Ed Harris-esque. Now, I love Ed Harris, but the man looks old as dirt, and Viggo now has that walking-skull-like visage. Vincent, meanwhile, looks… well, I love him. He's very sexy, although something is off with his styling. Granted, if I was given a buffet of only unlimited Vincent or unlimited Viggo, I would totally opt for unlimited Vincent. I know I'm in the minority. Go ahead and yell at me. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Scarlett Johansson in black Dolce & Gabbana at the ‘Zoo’ premiere: trashy or cute? Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:46 AM PST These are photos of Scarlett Johansson at last night's NYC premiere of We Bought A Zoo, the Cameron Crowe film that isn't getting the best reviews. ScarJo stars with Matt Damon and Elle Fanning, both of whom were at the premiere as well. This post is just about ScarJo, though. Scar wore this Dolce & Gabbana dress which… I don't get. Just my opinion: I don't think much of Scarlett's style, at all. Her style is, at best, hit-or-miss, and at worst, she simply doesn't know how to dress for her curvy-petite figure. I also think her body and face mystify most stylists too, judging from her often-horrible photo shoots for ad campaigns and magazines. Scarlett is the "face" of Dolce & Gabbana too – she could have her pick from all of their dresses, and this is what she chose. A stiff-looking poodle skirt with a sliver of exposed skin at the waist? I just feel like she was phoning it in, but if you go back and look at her style history, you realize that she wasn't phoning it in, actually. This is one of her better red carpet looks, just because it's so boring instead of actively BAD. I do like that she's finally been able to ditch the too-red hair color, which she had for Black Widow in The Avengers. She looks her best when she's doing a dirty-blonde, I think, although I'm not crazy about the hairstyle she worked on the carpet. But the absolute worst? THE BLUE EYESHADOW. She looks like she should be working at a Dairy Queen. Last thing: is this not the best photo of Scarlett ever? I feel like we're looking into her soul. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Jennifer Garner says she “lost part of herself” when she became a mom Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:45 AM PST Jennifer Garner covers the January issue of InStyle Magazine, and she promoting her role in the smaller, independent film Butter. That's the film about competitive butter-carving, and Garner produced the film as well. In addition to talking about that film, she's also talking a lot about her family. Not just the kids, but her husband too, which is a rare thing. Well… let me say it this way – Jennifer will often say something about Ben in her interviews, but Ben rarely says anything about her. Usually Jennifer shows a little caution when discussing her husband, but I think she feels like she and Ben are in a better place right now, because this is the most gushy as I've ever seen her. They've been together for seven years now, and she's pregnant with their third kid. Maybe Jennifer feels like they're already passed the rough phase of their marriage?
[From People, Celebrity Gossip & InStyle] It's surprising that Garner even admits that she's "lost" part of herself in motherhood, considering Garner is usually all about being Mother Superior, even going out of her way to say that "there's no deeper want" for a woman than to be a mom. The junk food stuff could have gotten in Goop territory, but Garner saved it by admitting that she too succumbs to cravings. But really, the most interesting stuff is the Ben Affleck stuff. He buys her diamonds? He buys her PINK diamonds. He also bought Jennifer Lopez a pink diamond… I’m just sayin’. And Ben says stuff like "If you love it, we can make it happen." ???? Amazing. Hopefully, Ben and Jen really have turned a corner and their marriage is super-strong right now. Fingers crossed. InStyle photos courtesy of Celebrity Gossip.    |
| Sandra Bullock on life pre-motherhood: “like you were dead compared to now” Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:35 AM PST
Bullock is doing the press circuit for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, which co-stars Tom Hanks and is out in the US in limited release this Christmas. The movie is based on the book of the same name by Jonathan Safran Foer about a young boy who loses his father in the September 11 terrorist attacks. (The trailer is here and be forewarned that it made me cry.) Bullock plays the mother to the boy who stars in the film, Thomas Horn. In a new interview with E!, (you can watch it here) Bullock is asked how being a mother has informed her acting. She said that it’s made her more vulnerable, essentially, and that she feels things more deeply now. You could tell that she didn’t mean to be sanctimonious and was just trying to explain her experience with it.
[From Video on E! Online] As far as celebrity proclamations about motherhood go, this one was pretty minor. It reminds me of what Katherine Heigl said after she adopted her daughter, Naleigh, about how she felt like she was wearing her heart outside her body. Matt Damon said something similar recently too, about how his heart grew fives sizes when he had kids. It changes you. It’s when celebrities start dismissing their life pre-children and acting like it was meaningless that they get into trouble. I think in Bullock’s case she may have been thinking about the people she loved before Louis came into her life. After all, she was married to Jesse freaking James. That would make anyone feel dead inside. These are photos of Sandra and Louis at a pirate-themed party on 10/9/11. Credit: Fame    |
| American Airlines may yank episodes of 30 Rock after Alec Baldwin debacle Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:11 AM PST
Baldwin previously issued an apology to his fellow passengers for refusing to turn off his phone while his plane was sitting at the gate, causing a further delay in takeoff while he was kicked off the flight. He never apologized to the crew or flight attendants though, and claimed in his statement that he was singled out by one flight attendant, whom he compared to a retired Catholic school gym teacher. Well the flight attendants aren’t forgiving Baldwin, either. E! News has confirmed that the American Airlines flight attendant union is lobbying the bankrupt airline to pull all episodes of “30 Rock” that play on the in-flight entertainment system. I think we know now why that stewardess was so annoyed with Alec Baldwin. Anyone who has to see the same sitcom episode every day at work (no matter how good it is) is going to harbor some grudges.
[From E! Online] This would be a very petty move. I have to fly in a couple of days and I’m not looking forward to it at all. It’s not some cushy one-off domestic flight, either, it’s international and I have two freaking layovers. I did side with Baldwin slightly in my coverage of this as I’ve suffered air rage silently and I’ve held it in. I’ve dealt with some nasty flight attendants and I’ve wanted to tell people off. I’m sure the flight attendants hate us when we’re bitches too, and they have more of us to deal with. They don’t want Alec to become some sort of folk hero. If they deliberately and obviously ban his TV show from flights, they may be giving him more credit than he deserves, though. Alec Baldwin is shown on 12/6, 8/20 and 7/25/11. Credit: Fame    |
| Cameron Diaz & P.Diddy have been making out all over NYC: how gross are they? Posted: 13 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST Cameron Diaz and P.Diddy/Sean Combs have been boning for a while. CB pointed out that Camy and Sean likely had an affair back in 2008-2009, and since Cameron and Alex Rodriguez split up, it looks like she's gone back to Sean. I should note, however, that both Sean and Cameron claim that nothing's happening. Except that they continue to be spotted out together, and eyewitnesses repeatedly claim that they're making out in public. SO GROSS.
[From Life & Style] Page Six also reports that Camy and Sean were "making out" (dry heave) at the Dream Downtown Hotel, so there must have been multiple witnesses. According to Page Six:
[From Page Six] I think Cameron and Diddy's reps are denying the romance because they're just f–k buddies or whatever. Diddy is always down for something, and Cameron just wants to get laid post-A-Rod. The problem? WHY DIDDY?!?!?!? If you just want to hook up with some dude and it doesn't matter and emotions aren't involved, why not just go for some random hot piece? Why Diddy? He's disgusting. My theory is that Cameron isn't as happy-go-lucky about aging and stuff as she would have us think. I think whatever went down between Camy and A-Rod messed her up pretty badly – she completely changed while they were dating. She started working out all of the time and looking like a roidy monster, and she had something done to her face – fillers, I'm guessing. All of that doesn't speak to a woman with a lot of confidence. I hope Camy gets back on track. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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