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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.15.11
- Of Course The Duggars Took Photos Of Their Miscarried Baby And Tweeted Them
- Barbara Walters Is Awesome
- Sofia Vergara Has A Butt
- Ryan Reynolds Made Blake Lively Watch His Dog
- Katy Perry Won’t Stop Looking Pregnant As Hell And Other News
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Learned How To Be A Bitch
- Ali Lohan Is Dying
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.15.11 Posted: 15 Dec 2011 01:15 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clearly going commando. Not that I looked. Twice. Do gangs not kill people anymore? What the hell? - The Superficial Click Read More ...  |
| Of Course The Duggars Took Photos Of Their Miscarried Baby And Tweeted Them Posted: 15 Dec 2011 12:11 PM PST  “Well, we sure as sugar wasn’t going to let film go to waste!’ As many of you have wrote in, Tweeted, carrier pigeon’d me in the dick to tell me, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar apparently took photos of their miscarried 20th child and proceeded to blast them all over the Internet along with displaying Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Dec 2011 11:13 AM PST        “This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US, SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating People” special because she wasted absolutely no time ripping into them like the horny, dagger-clawed grandmother I oft Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Dec 2011 09:55 AM PST        Here’s Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family yesterday, and you know, we often talk about how huge and awesome her huge and awesome breasts are. But lost in the mix is the fact that’s she also a woman. A woman with a butt. And possibly other body parts, but those aren’t accidentally visible Read More ...  |
| Ryan Reynolds Made Blake Lively Watch His Dog Posted: 15 Dec 2011 09:00 AM PST        “What’s that, boy? Ryan’s trapped in a well and only naked pictures of me can get him out?” Ryan Reynolds is rich and can easily afford to hire someone to watch his dog for him, but clearly it’d be more fun to make Blake Lively do it while she’s busy filming Gossip Girl in New Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Won’t Stop Looking Pregnant As Hell And Other News Posted: 15 Dec 2011 08:58 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - 20 Ideas Better Than Tebowing: Should you choose to smite the will of the Almighty. - The 50 Best Celebrity Tweets Of 2011 featuring Samuel L. Jackson for the motherfucking win. - Clint Eastwood‘s family are Kardashians now. - Ever wonder what Matt Damon wears to Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Learned How To Be A Bitch Posted: 15 Dec 2011 07:08 AM PST        Wait, Woody, no! The rings! Right around Thanksgiving, Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself dumped by Jarod Einsohn most likely after hearing him saying something along the lines of, “Please stop trying to hide an engagement ring in the stuffing, you goddamn insane cling-monster.” Except that was before she read “Why Men Love Bitches” which clearly Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Dec 2011 06:20 AM PST        What you’re looking are just released photos of Ali Lohan in Hawaii on Monday and not a bleached white starving Ethopian robbing a CD store only to be thwarted by a gust of wind. Then again, I’ve been wrong about so, so many things before. Right, Reese Witherspoon’s uterus? (I know you were vacuumed.) Photos: Read More ...  |
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