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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.19.11
- Kim Kardashian’s Changed, You Guys
- Nobody Gives James Franco a ‘D’
- Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Breaks Sales Records, Says Elderly Man On Twitter
- Britney Spears Had An Engagement Party
- Amber Heard Looks Hot Doing Just About Anything and Other News
- Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo
- Kobe Bryant’s Wife Files For Divorce, And Guess Who Never Signed A Prenup
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.19.11 Posted: 19 Dec 2011 01:00 PM PST        “Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet and Shane Warne absolutely serving David Beckham. Like watching Mike Tyson punch Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian’s Changed, You Guys Posted: 19 Dec 2011 12:16 PM PST        Not Pictured: World’s largest black microphone. After experiencing a reasonable amount of backlash for immediately divorcing Kris Humphries once all the wedding checks cleared, the most obvious and transparent move Kim Kardashian could’ve made was to fly to Haiti and pretend she’s a selfless, humanitarian with nothing but the best interest of others in mind. Read More ...  |
| Nobody Gives James Franco a ‘D’ Posted: 19 Dec 2011 10:57 AM PST  “Wait, dude, before I let you in. Are you going to try to kill Harry Potter?” NYU professor José Angel Santana apparently found himself fired after giving James Franco a “D” when he missed 12 out of 14 “Directing the Actor II” classes i.e. basically went, “I believe my work in Spider-Man 3 should cover Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Breaks Sales Records, Says Elderly Man On Twitter Posted: 19 Dec 2011 08:55 AM PST        If you asked Hugh Hefner what he ate for breakfast this morning, he’d call you a Nazi spy and threaten to phone his pal Charles Lindbergh to “teach you what for.” So with that information in mind, here he is on Twitter talking about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue like his “girlfriends” have sales tickers Read More ...  |
| Britney Spears Had An Engagement Party Posted: 19 Dec 2011 08:00 AM PST        “Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa freal mfrifophone?” Here’s Britney Spears and Jason Trawick simultaneously celebrating their ethically questionable engagement and his 40th birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and I love how Britney has exactly one of two faces she makes in each shot: “Ohmahgarsh, cake!” (here) and “THEY DIDN’T HAVE THAT SUGAR I Read More ...  |
| Amber Heard Looks Hot Doing Just About Anything and Other News Posted: 19 Dec 2011 07:55 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - 20 Ridiculous Things You Never Knew About Kim Jong-Il - Daniel Craig might play James Bond well into his 60′s. - Chaz Bono is ready to give that new penis a spin through some strange. - Gwyneth Paltrow and the royal family just keep bumping into Read More ...  |
| Posted: 19 Dec 2011 06:59 AM PST        Seen here describing the intense ordeal of gazing upon Sean Penn‘s testicles for the first time – “And the left one walked with a cane, a trail of Gold Bond Medicated Powder in its wake…” – Scarlett Johansson apparently hates being called ScarJo and bitched to USA Today about how respected actors way out of Read More ...  |
| Kobe Bryant’s Wife Files For Divorce, And Guess Who Never Signed A Prenup Posted: 19 Dec 2011 06:12 AM PST        So remember how Kim Kardashian suddenly said she’s ready to get married again? I’m sure this has nothing to do with it. TMZ reports: According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters — 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Gianna — but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, Read More ...  |
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