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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11
- Lindsay Lohan Actually Did Something That Was Expected Of Her
- Cameron Diaz & Diddy Are Banging
- Derek Jeter: ‘Thanks For Banging Me, There’s A Gift Bag Out In The Car’
- Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Boobies Are Rill, Y’all
- AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Photos and Other News
- Jennifer Lopez Gave Casper Smart A Bentley
- Lindsay Lohan Bailed On Ellen
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11 Posted: 14 Dec 2011 01:00 PM PST        “So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Actually Did Something That Was Expected Of Her Posted: 14 Dec 2011 11:58 AM PST        “Yup. Just another case won by McTits & Son. Gentlemen?” While she was almost about to pull her famous “Oops, my purse was stolen” maneuver and stay in Hawaii all week, Lindsay Lohan actually appeared in court today where somehow she was in compliance with everything the judge asked her to do since her last Read More ...  |
| Cameron Diaz & Diddy Are Banging Posted: 14 Dec 2011 11:09 AM PST        Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six: They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with Yankee slugger Read More ...  |
| Derek Jeter: ‘Thanks For Banging Me, There’s A Gift Bag Out In The Car’ Posted: 14 Dec 2011 09:38 AM PST        “What? Hickory Farms is expensive shit.” When Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up, pretty much everyone assumed he’d just starting banging random women at will because he’s a deep reservoir of emotion. Turns out he’s not only been doing that, he’s been doing it in the most dickishly awesome way possible. The New York Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Boobies Are Rill, Y’all Posted: 14 Dec 2011 09:05 AM PST        After deciding to use award shows honoring the selfless acts of others as an excuse to go on a weekend-long tit parade, rumors began circulating that Miley Cyrus has breast implants prompting her to set the record straight on Twitter: Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize Read More ...  |
| AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Photos and Other News Posted: 14 Dec 2011 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Jon Stewart is activating a sleeper cell. You heard it here first. - If ever there was a question that society was headed down the toilet, this clip answers yes. - Matt Damon makes shitty movies because he has the Bourne franchise to fall back on. Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez Gave Casper Smart A Bentley Posted: 14 Dec 2011 07:59 AM PST        Okay, maybe “gave” was a strong word. More like Jennifer Lopez lets Casper Smart pretend it’s his when she’s not making him wear a driver’s cap and wait outside. TMZ reports: Sources close to Casper Smart tell us … the world’s most famous backup dancer isn’t just using the car to chauffeur his meal ticket Read More ...  |
| Posted: 14 Dec 2011 06:08 AM PST        Lindsay Lohan managed to talk Playboy down to only making her do one promotional appearance for her cover issue which was supposed to happen yesterday on Ellen, and you’ll never guess how that went. Gossip Cop reports: Gossip Cop has learned the actress did NOT board her flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles. "Not a Read More ...  |
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