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- Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.12.11
- LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville Are Mature Adults
- Justin Bieber Can’t Stop Groping Selena Gomez
- Jessica Simpson Lands $3 Mil Weight Watchers Deal
- Hilary Duff is HUGE and Other News
- Miley Cyrus Has Breasts, Everyone
- Lamar Odom Traded To The Dallas Mavericks
- Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Leaked’ Playboy Photos Worked
| Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed Posted: 12 Dec 2011 01:59 PM PST        Possibly because she’s getting screwed out of her Playboy payday now that the pics leaked early, or just because coke costs money and her jaw hurts, here’s Lindsay Lohan posing for an exclusive set of bikini photos in Hawaii yesterday that thanks to a lack of airbrushing, somehow show way more than her spread in Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.12.11 Posted: 12 Dec 2011 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Internet Meme: Sad Ben Affleck. Not even a dartboard can bring him joy. Come Read More ...  |
| LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville Are Mature Adults Posted: 12 Dec 2011 12:03 PM PST        “Great, Brandi’s eating Nilla wafers. How am I supposed to copy that? Think, LeAnn, think…” Here’s LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at his kids’ soccer game where like mature, responsible adults they didn’t say a goddamn word to his ex-wife Brandi Glanville. Because if there’s one thing kids should learn at a sporting event, it’s Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Can’t Stop Groping Selena Gomez Posted: 12 Dec 2011 10:52 AM PST        “What did Michael always tell Usher, ‘Distract them then go in for the squeeze?’” Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Washington D.C. over the weekend where Maplesus Christ was in town to serenade the president (into forming a one world government where maple syrup is the global currency and all must wear the mark Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Lands $3 Mil Weight Watchers Deal Posted: 12 Dec 2011 10:06 AM PST        After rumors circulated a few weeks back, Jessica Simpson has officially signed a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers, according to Page Six. The plan is to have her immediately start shedding her baby weight which seems problematic considering she spent the past two years looking almost exactly the same as she does with a Read More ...  |
| Hilary Duff is HUGE and Other News Posted: 12 Dec 2011 09:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Remember that time Chris Rock said racism was almost over? He should have a look at this. - George Takei takes a dump on Twilight. - Alec Baldwin destroys the record for the longest-running Facebook app commercial. - While Blake Lively checks out Apple for her Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Has Breasts, Everyone Posted: 12 Dec 2011 08:23 AM PST        Miley Cyrus apparently found time between clam bakes with Kelly Osbourne to attend not one, but two red carpet events over the weekend: CNN’s All-Star Heroes and The American Giving Awards. She also showed everyone she’s all grow’d up now with real boobs and everything because apparently all those leaked photos and bikini pictures weren’t Read More ...  |
| Lamar Odom Traded To The Dallas Mavericks Posted: 12 Dec 2011 07:20 AM PST        After almost being traded to New Orleans – which he apparently only found about after the LA Times called him to comment – Lamar Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks which should go awesome for his “marriage” to Khloe Kardashian considering we’ve already seen how this family of whore-satchels handles moving their whore-asses Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Leaked’ Playboy Photos Worked Posted: 12 Dec 2011 06:17 AM PST        Seen here wafting the set of her Playboy shoot with the rich aroma of ash-scented noonerhole, Lindsay Lohan‘s spread that conveniently found itself “leaked” Friday morning has forced Hugh Hefner to release the issue early because clearly this was a frustrating turn of events that in no way was orchestrated from the start. TMZ reports: Read More ...  |
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