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- Art Crush: Famous Actresses Drawn As Lisbeth Salander
- P!nk Saves a Puppy, Gives Us an Idea For a New Christmas Special
- Hilary Duff’s Baby Bump is Festive
- The Daily WTF: LEGO Occupy Wall Street
- What Your Christmas Day Movie Choice Says About You
- Hollywood Casting Agent Is Hoping To Make A ‘Geek Jersey Shore‘
- It Turns Out Drake Wasn’t Super Thrilled About That Crazy Forehead Tattoo
- They Are Making A Nerd Version Of The Jersey Shore
- Late Agent Advised Jennifer Aniston To Try To Obtain Some Of Brad Pitt’s Sperm
- Heidi Klum Is A Pantless Santa Claus
| Art Crush: Famous Actresses Drawn As Lisbeth Salander Posted: 23 Dec 2011 11:01 AM PST By now, the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo protagonist is Rooney Mara in our eyes and we couldn’t see her any other way. But oh, how different things could have been if David Fincher had gone with another Hollywood actress! Ryan Casey, created of the web comic But You’re Like Really Pretty, imagined a slew of famous leading ladies as Lisbeth Salander, tats and all. Post from: Crushable  |
| P!nk Saves a Puppy, Gives Us an Idea For a New Christmas Special Posted: 23 Dec 2011 10:45 AM PST First, the sad news- there’s someone out there this Christmas season who thought it was a good idea to throw a puppy into the LA river, breaking three of it’s legs. The good news, the puppy is ok now that he’s received life saving surgery thanks to P!nk’s $5,000 donation. When the singer read the story about the poor little puppy in need she called an animal rescue organization called Ace of Hearts and offered to pay for any medical care the pup might need to be restored to it’s pre-dive state. I propose some screen writers get on this idea asap, so it’ll be ready for the holiday made for TV movie season next year. To give it some extra heart, they should write in a chain reaction, until Justin Bieber is saving baby penguins, Adele adopts a whole shelter of kittens, and Mick Jagger opens a home for twelve-year-old golden retrievers. It’ll be the cutest Christmas special ever written. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Hilary Duff’s Baby Bump is Festive Posted: 23 Dec 2011 09:38 AM PST
Duff tweeted this family Christmas photo last night, giving her sis Hailey credit for the present portrait. Hilary’s baby boy is due in early 2012, and with this much artistic flair for a pre-birth photo I’m excited to see what kind of creativity goes into the birth announcements. I vote for a Starry Starry Night onesie and some Jackson Pollock socks. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| The Daily WTF: LEGO Occupy Wall Street Posted: 23 Dec 2011 09:35 AM PST Boy, the Occupy movement really has gone global! First New York, then the rest of the country, then Europe, and now the LEGO universe! Someone with a whole lot of patience has created this LEGO set full of protesters and they’ve even given it a Twitter handle – @OccupyLegoLand. The twitter bio reads: “Helping the people of Lego Land’s 99% that they are not Lego ‘Lands’ but a Lego NATION!!!” You tell them, LEGO men! My question here is: shouldn’t they be dirtier? And smell of marijuana just a little bit? (via BuzzFeed) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| What Your Christmas Day Movie Choice Says About You Posted: 23 Dec 2011 09:35 AM PST So it’s Saturday, December 25, and you’re booking movie tickets on Fandango. Obviously there’s the cliche of Jews eating Chinese food and watching movies on Christmas, but my family also made a tradition out of going to the movie theater after presents and while my dad cooked Christmas dinner. Regardless, during the holiday break you’ll likely see at least one of the movies being released this week. So which one is best for you? Some came out on Wednesday; others are out today. Unlike the post with what your favorite classic Christmas movie says about you, I’m including trailers so you can have the best chance of choosing your ideal movie. The Adventures of Tintin What it’s about: Whiz kid journalist Tintin (Jamie Bell) buys a cool ship model, only to discover that it holds the key to a sunken treasure. With the evil Ivan Ivanovich Sakharine (Daniel Craig) racing to track down the treasure first, Tintin and his trusty dog Snowy team up with a drunken ship captain (Andy Serkis) and travel all over the world. What it says about you: You loved building forts and going on Easter egg hunts as a kid. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo What it’s about: I’m giving you the cool, stylish trailer instead of the informative one because you already know the story: Punk hacker with Asperger’s teams up with newspaper reporter to solve a decades-old mystery. What it says about you: You’re suffering a bad break-up and have to remind yourself that Lisbeth Salander had it much worse. That, and you’re an incredibly curious person—you have to know if David Fincher‘s take starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara matches up to the Swedish version. We Bought A Zoo What it’s about: Widower Matt Damon spontaneously decides to purchase a new house that happens to be on an animal preserve—so of course he and his kids have to rebuild it and take care of the lions, tigers, and bears (oh my) housed there. Plus Scarlett Johansson is the mouthy animal wrangler or something who slowly falls for Matt. What it says about you: There’s still a collection of stuffed animals sitting on your bed. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Hollywood Casting Agent Is Hoping To Make A ‘Geek Jersey Shore‘ Posted: 23 Dec 2011 09:06 AM PST
Oh boy, brains over brawn. I would watch this if these people were forced to live in a house with the Jersey Shore castmembers, who would torment them all day and night. (via Vulture) Post from: Crushable  |
| It Turns Out Drake Wasn’t Super Thrilled About That Crazy Forehead Tattoo Posted: 23 Dec 2011 08:42 AM PST Remember that girl who got Drake‘s name tattooed in enormous block lettering across her forehead? Well, news of the incident has reached the Canadian rapper himself, and it turns out Drake is less-that-flattered by the gesture. Basically, he wants to know what the hell the gal was thinking. In this interview, Drake also got pretty upset at the tattoo artist (a man in LA named Kevin Campbell), going so far as to call him a “fucking asshole.” Which is unfair, right? I mean, that’s kind of his job. And just think of all the joy his work on this wayward girl’s forehead has brought the Internet. (via Vulture) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| They Are Making A Nerd Version Of The Jersey Shore Posted: 23 Dec 2011 08:35 AM PST Hey, nerd! Yeah, you with the glasses and the twenty-sided die and the…other things a nerd likes. If you admire the sensitive portrayal of human relationships seen on The Jersey Shore and wish there was a show like that for you, you’re in luck. The Jersey Shore‘s producers are casting for a new reality show, and they are looking for the nerdliest nerds they can find. The casting notice reads as follows:
And here’s my favorite part:
It’s like they played Mad Libs with a random nerd buzzword generator. They forgot to reference Lord Of The Rings! I’m morbidly curious as to how they will sex this show up…they’re going to have to plant some serious agent provocateurs to keep each episode from being an hour of watching people eat chips and play Dungeons and Dragons. Where will they have the nerds live? And will they replace the hot tub with a tub of liquid space plasma? So many questions. Anyway, if this sounds like your thing, here’s the online application. Go forth and famewhore. (Via Blastr) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Late Agent Advised Jennifer Aniston To Try To Obtain Some Of Brad Pitt’s Sperm Posted: 23 Dec 2011 08:04 AM PST Is there any long gone Hollywood couple people like to dwell on more than Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Jen might be sending out joint Christmas cards with her new man Justin Theroux now, but not even that can stop the reminiscences from rolling in. In an obituary for agent Sue Mengers that came out today, we get yet another tidbit on that relationship that ended seven years ago. It’s included without elaboration at the end of a paragraph illustrating Mengers’ “softer side”:
Wait, what? I would like to know more about this warm, soft, advice Mengers gave to Jen to impregnate herself with Brad’s baby batter. Wasn’t part of the reason they broke up that Jen wasn’t too keen on kids? How did Jen react to this insane advice? Did she, um, ask him? We’ll probably never know, as Mengers is dead. One of many sad things about obituaries is you can’t ask follow-up questions. (Via The New York Times) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Heidi Klum Is A Pantless Santa Claus Posted: 23 Dec 2011 07:50 AM PST There are certain things that I never need to see, despite any explanations, and one of them is a pantless Santa Claus! What are you thinking, Heidi Klum? Heidi tweeted this photo along with the caption, “Mrs. Claus going to work.” So okay, then she’s Mrs. Claus and not Santa, but still — neither member of the Claus family should ever be without their pants! Heidi, what will your children think? I know they’re only toddlers, but they’re bound to have Twitter accounts by now. (via) Post from: Crushable  |
It looks like Jersey Shore is the new model for reality TV, unfortunately for us all. The latest attempt at a spin-off comes straight from the JS casting agent, who put out an add looking for nerds who want to showcase their fringe lifestyle for millions of viewers. 
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