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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11
- Kim Kardashian: ‘I’d Get Married Again’
- Jerry Sandusky Was Teaching Those Boys How To Shower, You Guys
- Britney Spears Is Getting Engaged. For Real This Time. Maybe. (Confirmed)
- Bret Easton Ellis Wants Scott Disick To Play Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’ Remake
- Sofia Vergara Brought Her Own Globes and Other News
- Christopher Hitchens Died (1949-2011)
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.16.11 Posted: 16 Dec 2011 11:00 AM PST        Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas! Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is not code for Batman and Robin costumes and pine-scented lube. That police report is a Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian: ‘I’d Get Married Again’ Posted: 16 Dec 2011 10:00 AM PST        If you thought Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries crushed her heart, turning into a cynical woman incapable of believing in the power of love again, you’re a fucking idiot worry not, for hope springs eternal from assy fields of whore. Via Us Magazine: Despite the sad, fast end of her marriage to Humphries, 26, Read More ...  |
| Jerry Sandusky Was Teaching Those Boys How To Shower, You Guys Posted: 16 Dec 2011 09:15 AM PST  Jerry Sandusky‘s current lawyer has already done everything wrong from letting his client do horribly incriminating interviews to waiving a preliminary hearing, that Carlisle, Pa. attorney Karl Rominger had to join the defense to get things back in order. Except Karl Rominger is also a right wing, gun nut AM radio personality, so of course Read More ...  |
| Britney Spears Is Getting Engaged. For Real This Time. Maybe. (Confirmed) Posted: 16 Dec 2011 08:36 AM PST        “Y’all, this here’s a song about my gold bergina. A one, two, free!” Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have been the source of engagement rumors since 2009 when her dad realized letting her agent have sex with her was probably a safer bet than banging members of the paparazzi in Mexico. At any rate, apparently Read More ...  |
| Bret Easton Ellis Wants Scott Disick To Play Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’ Remake Posted: 16 Dec 2011 08:35 AM PST        When word broke this week that American Psycho was inexplicably getting a modern-day remake already, what most people, including myself, didn’t know is that the book’s author Bret Easton Ellis is not only on board with the remake but is legitimately asking for Scott Disick of Kardashian fame to play Patrick Bateman. No, really. Via Read More ...  |
| Sofia Vergara Brought Her Own Globes and Other News Posted: 16 Dec 2011 08:32 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - American actor Robert Downey Jr. apparently does not accurately portray Sherlock Holmes. - Turns out Courtney Love is not a great tenant. Who would’ve guessed? - So this year’s Golden Globes gift bag includes a refugee child? - Sara Jean Underwood continues the holiday whore Read More ...  |
| Christopher Hitchens Died (1949-2011) Posted: 16 Dec 2011 05:27 AM PST  Little known fact: He often enjoyed plotting to kill James Bond. Prolific, controversial, firebrand, genius drunk Christopher Hitchens died this morning after a lengthy battle with esophageal cancer, according to Vanity Fair, a longtime source of his writing. While I didn’t always agree with the man, specifically his cheerleading of the Iraq War, there was Read More ...  |
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