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- Jenna Fischer: Who cares if our boobs are hanging low and we have a little junk?
- Benedict Cumberbatch promotes ‘Sherlock’ in NYC: would you hit it?
- Ashton Kutcher’s PopChips ad pulled after “brown-face” backlash: is the ad racist?
- Jennifer Lopez promoted Casper Smart to “lead choreographer” says Casper
- Carrie Underwood: “We’re the most normal couple in the world! I do laundry, clean.”
- Brandi Glanville won’t get ‘RHOBH’ promotion because Eddie won’t let the kids go on
- Scarlett Johansson in Preen for her Walk of Fame ceremony: adorable, right?
- Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are already looking at engagement rings, obviously
- Miley Cyrus adopts Rottweiler-beagle puppy that was abandoned at a Walmart
- Stacy Keibler covers Men’s Fitness: “I’m not really attracted to a big, jacked guy”
Jenna Fischer: Who cares if our boobs are hanging low and we have a little junk? Posted: 03 May 2012 09:13 AM PDT
Well Jenna had her first child last September, and she said that she finds it outrageous how much pressure there is on women to lose the baby weight immediately afterwards. This isn’t a new sentiment for her – in January she said that she stood in “solidarity with all of the women who are not a size 2 six weeks after leaving the hospital,” and added “I think I'm just going to be a little bit bigger for a little bit longer, and that's fine with me.” It was nice to hear, and she expanded on that topic in a recent interview with Celebuzz.
[From Celebuzz] It’s not just celebrity moms who pressure you to be fit after giving birth – it’s other moms. I remember going to La Leche League meetings and hearing moms with 3 month old babies bragging about how they got their bodies back, and how they worked out from home and did sit ups in their free time. I just sat there politely listening and thinking “bitch, please.” I know, I should get over it. I just didn’t focus on exercise the first few months because I was so preoccupied with my baby. I can’t imagine being a celebrity and having to deal with that pressure too. I didn’t even like getting my picture taken. Who do you think Fischer is talking about, though? My vote is on Jessica Alba or Kate Hudson, but they each waited a few months. Jenna is shown on 4-15 and 4-23-12. Credit: FameFlynet, Inc |
Benedict Cumberbatch promotes ‘Sherlock’ in NYC: would you hit it? Posted: 03 May 2012 08:31 AM PDT We got a request for MORE Benedict Cumberbatch coverage, so here you go. These are new photos of Cumby at a NYC screening of the first episode of Sherlock's second season. Did you watch the first season of Sherlock? It was pretty good. No, make that "damn good." Cumby gets a lot of good press for his portrayal of a modern Sherlock Holmes, but we should also give Martin Freeman a lot of credit too – his Dr. Watson is a wonderful companion/straight-man/friend to Sherlock. Anyway, the second season of Sherlock begins on PBS this Sunday! Are you excited? I am! It's already aired in the UK, of course – I think they got to see it last summer or fall. If you're not on the Cumberbitch Bandwagon yet, let me just say… I enjoy photos of the Cumberbatch, but he's much better in motion. He's an odd-looking man, for sure. But he also has a very rich, educated, posh vibe about him – he's intellectual and well-spoken, and to borrow a phrase from F. Scott Fitzergerald, his voice sounds like money. And in case you're not into the Sherlock Holmes thing and your deal is decidedly nerdier, Cumberbatch was cast in the new Star Trek sequel. It was just confirmed this week that he's playing KHAN! Here's Cumby's appearance on VH1's Big Morning Buzz. I enjoy the way this woman is fan-girling all over him. Also love Cumby's reaction to his Cumberbitches! Get More: Big Morning Buzz Live |
Ashton Kutcher’s PopChips ad pulled after “brown-face” backlash: is the ad racist? Posted: 03 May 2012 08:02 AM PDT CB asked me yesterday whether or not we should cover Ashton Kutcher's new commercial for "Popchips". I vetoed the idea without even watching the commercial, just because my default position is "Ashton is a d-bag who doesn't deserve attention." Unfortunately, this PopChips ad is now a "thing." A bad thing. In the ad, Ashton appears in various costumes, doing various bad accents, pretending it's a dating commercial or something. One of the "costumes" involves Ashton wearing "brown-face" and doing a bad Indian accent and pretending he's a horny Bollywood producer. Here's the ad: Yeah, he also does the "fey" thing when he's in the Karl Lagerfeld get-up. So he possibly offended the gays as well as the Indians. As well as anyone of even moderate intelligence. Anyway, this ad just got pulled and now Ashton and PopChips are facing a lot of criticism:
[From People] Throughout the past… decade or so, I've become kind of jaded about this kind of "racism". While I completely see the critics' points about "brown-face" and the racism of the stereotype, I'm mostly offended by the stupidity. That's what bugs me: this is just stupid. This is an awful idea, and I can't believe someone thought, "Hey, what a great idea! This will be a perfect way to promote chips! Let's hire Ashton Kutcher and get him do an Indian minstrel show!" How f–king dumb are they? |
Jennifer Lopez promoted Casper Smart to “lead choreographer” says Casper Posted: 03 May 2012 07:26 AM PDT The photos of Jennifer Lopez in red are new – she was arriving for filming of American Idol. I actually loved the dress until I realized that it wasn't just a sexy little red thing – there's weird, cheap-looking white netting on the bust, up to the neck. That's horrible. So… I no longer care for the dress. In other J.Lo news, you know how she's going on a summer tour? She (and her glitter snake) announced it a few days ago, and at the time, I totally predicted that her boyfriend Casper Smart would be named "the lead back-up dancer" for the tour and that Jennifer and Casper would dance on stage together every night. Well, I was wrong. But not by much.
[From Page Six] LMAO at "Lopez's rep told us there are four choreographers including Smart." I'm getting the feeling that the people around Jennifer are really tired of her antics. Like, I imagine her rep sighed and said, "No. Casper can say whatever he wants but Jennifer actually hired professional choreographers for her tour, she didn't just promote the facially-challenged boy-toy to be the lead choreographer for her tour. Give me a break. She just asks us to get jobs for these little boys, but I give up." But you've got to wonder what Jennifer tells Casper when they're alone. Meanwhile, Jennifer confirmed that she's bringing her (other) kids on tour with her too.
[From People] Maybe Jennifer will end up promoting Casper to "lead babysitter" and put him "in charge of all of the babysitting." RIGHT? God, Jennifer is such a mess. Not really, though – her career is probably in the best place it's been in years. I'm just distracted by her messy love life and her insistence on making this Casper Smart thing happen. I find him more offensive than one of George Clooney's girls. |
Carrie Underwood: “We’re the most normal couple in the world! I do laundry, clean.” Posted: 03 May 2012 07:26 AM PDT
[From US Weekly, print edition, May 14, 2012] Does it sound to anyone else like she’s laying it on thick? The “most normal couple in the world” and “married life is wonderful” stuff is what got me. If she really feels that way, then good for her I guess. It just sounds like she’s overcompensating. Here are some photos of Carrie performing on GMA Tuesday, and in LAX yesterday. That pant suit is just ridiculous. I saw those photos on Lainey Gossip yesterday. Lainey also linked to this story on ESPN with Carrie being interviewed about her husband’s hockey career. They asked her for three things she loves about playoff hockey and she said “winning, winning and Mike winning.” She’s hardcore. The photo of Carrie with Mike is from January, 2010. Photo credit: Fame Flynet, Inc and WENN.com |
Brandi Glanville won’t get ‘RHOBH’ promotion because Eddie won’t let the kids go on Posted: 03 May 2012 06:20 AM PDT Over the weekend, I discussed the Radar report that Bravo and Brandi Glanville were discussing a possible advancement for Brandi on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RHOBH has had a cast shake-up, and Brandi got the show some added attention, and it made sense to me that producers probably wanted to promote Brandi to a full-time cast member. Well, now it looks like that won't be happening. Radar reports that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian refuse to allow Mason and Jake Cibrian to be featured in the show whatsoever, and now producers – who want to feature storylines with Brandi being a mom – don't want to promote her.
[From Radar] On one side, I don't like the idea of these or any children appearing on this or any reality show. On the other side, if Eddie and LeAnn are really the ones behind this, they're SO FULL OF IT. Eddie and LeAnn are basically forcing the kids to perform in a reality show already: THE LEANN SHOW. Where everything is all about LeAnn and she can tweet about her "bonus boys" and photograph them and post those photos on Twitter. Not to mention all of the times LeAnn calls the paparazzi and has them take photos of her and her stepsons together. Just last week, LeAnn was outed by a photo agency because she had given the photographer THE WRONG TIME for her stepson's soccer game. Magically, the photographer was there at the wrong time to take photos of LeAnn being a doting stepmother. So, really, what's the difference between what LeAnn is doing and what Brandi wants to do on RHOBH? Besides the fact that Brandi is the actual mother to those boys. Brandi should come back with an all-or-nothing proposition: either she gets to use the kids on RHOBH AND LeAnn gets to use the kids in "The LeAnn Show" or the boys just get left alone, and no one gets to "use" the boys for PR purposes. Here are some of those photos of LeAnn being the best step-mother ever (except for not getting her stepson's soccer game time right). |
Scarlett Johansson in Preen for her Walk of Fame ceremony: adorable, right? Posted: 03 May 2012 05:18 AM PDT These are, no joke, some of the cutest photos I've ever seen of Scarlett Johansson. She's not a woman I often associate with "cuteness" – she's not trying to be America's Sweetheart and she's not trying to assault us with a pity party. Scarlett's default position is "sexy," the bombshell in the room, and the flirt. She's not "cute". Until these photos! Scarlett got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – I'm sure the studio paid for it as a way to promote The Avengers, but Scarlett looked genuinely pleased with the honor and throughout all of the photos, she's just making some of the most adorable little happy-faces ever. Her dress is Preen, by the way. I'm not in love with it, but it's completely appropriate for the event and it definitely adds to Scarlett's new-found "cuteness". I like that the entire look is kind of retro but it doesn't feel "old". This is my favorite photo: Great photo! Great positioning. Sexy, bombshell, old-school pin-up pose, yet still kind of wholesome and cute. As for who came out to celebrate Scarlett – she brought her grandmother for the event, as well as some other members of her family – the brunette woman is her mother, and the kid is Scarlett’s sister Fenan. Scarlett brought her boyfriend, Nate Naylor too. This guy just looks like such a douchenozzle. But my favorite person at the event was definitely Scarlett's Avengers costar and personal friend, Jeremy Renner. They're both so small! I often forget that both Scarlett and Jeremy are such tiny little people. They look kind of perfect together, right? I think I would cosign this hookup/relationship. I just got a sexy shiver thinking about the two of them possibly going at it. See? Hot, right? |
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are already looking at engagement rings, obviously Posted: 03 May 2012 04:47 AM PDT Here are some photos of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from this past weekend that we simply never got around to talking about. I think this was Friday night in NYC. Kim and Kanye got pap'd (ha) coming out of a car, and Kanye's pants were sliding off and I guess we were supposed to think that he and Kim were doing something dirty in the backseat. Which… I mean, I'll go for some backseat bonin' and all (I grew up in the South, y'all, most of my formative sexual experiences were in the backseats of cars), but I simply don't buy that Kim and Kanye were doing anything that dirty. Kim's leather pants look poured on – she probably needed the Jaws of Life to get her out of those things. My verdict: the most that happened in the backseat was a handy. In other Kimye (eye-roll) news… well, there's a lot. Bullet points? Sure! *Hollywood Life says Kim is worried that Kanye is too controlling. A source tells HL, "Kanye is always asking her where she is and who she's with. He's always looking over her shoulder while she's texting and asking her who she's talking to. He's being super controlling and she liked it at first but now she feels suffocated." Er… that's what happens when a dude knows you're the kind of girl who will marry a dude you don't love to further your famewhore, money-grabbing ways, all while cheating on your fiancé/husband! That was a complicated way of saying that Kanye knows Kim is a cheater – she already cheated on Kris Humphries WITH Kanye. *Us Weekly claims that Kim and Kanye are "very serious" very quickly and that they're ready to "pick out rings." Just call her Jennifer Love Kardashian. A source tells Us Weekly, "they're already talking marriage." And Kim "wants to be with him as much as possible… They really know and love each other.” Thus, she's coming on tour with 'Ye and Jay-Z this summer. Because why not? Soon the Beyonce-Kim cage-fight will be upon us! *In Touch Weekly has a weird story about Kim “falling for Kanye’s lies” because Kanye is "a player who’s been publicly accused of cheating” and a source says “he may be spoiling Kim and treating her like a princess, but he hasn’t changed. It’s all a lie!” Yeah, but when he was accused of cheating, wasn’t it by Amber Rose? And didn’t she claim he was cheating on her WITH Kim? Whatevs. *OK Magazine put Kim on the cover and the story is completely weird and random and obviously false. They say Kim wants to adopt a baby from Armenia. At some point. And she wants a biological baby too, at some point. Blah. |
Miley Cyrus adopts Rottweiler-beagle puppy that was abandoned at a Walmart Posted: 03 May 2012 04:38 AM PDT A few days ago, I was looking at some new photos of Miley Cyrus, and I found myself sick with… envy. Miley's life is looking pretty sweet right about now, right? She worked throughout her childhood and she's sitting on millions of dollars. She doesn't have to work at all. She's young, she owns her own home, and she lives with her cute Aussie boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth. She spends her days having sex with her hunky boyfriend, getting her hair done, going to endless Pilates classes, smoking weed, and hanging out with her dogs. I'm just saying… that's a pretty sweet life when you're 19 years old. So, Miley (and Liam) are already dog-parents to three puppies – Lila, Floyd and Ziggy. Since Miley really didn't have anything else to do, she just adopted another rescue puppy. She and Liam have named the little Rottweiler-beagle mix "Happy". Miley explained on Twitter, "He was left in a box in front of Walmart. I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy.” Liam was also spotted on Tuesday picking up stuff for the new puppy at the pet store – you can see the photos here. Isn't that cute? Miley keeps adopting puppies and Liam is totally enabling her. He's all, "Fine, I'll go get some more pee pads, babe." They're like the young version of Brangelina, only they're adopting puppies not international babies. Miley tweets lots of cute photos of Happy too! The little white dog is named Joey, and Miley says Joey is "Happy's new girlfriend." Happy looks like he's going to be a handful, doesn't he? My puppy can do those big, soulful eyes too. Right before he turns into a maniac dog. Photos courtesy of Miley's Twitter, Fame/Flynet. |
Stacy Keibler covers Men’s Fitness: “I’m not really attracted to a big, jacked guy” Posted: 03 May 2012 04:26 AM PDT Stacy Keibler covers the June issue of Men's Fitness. If that isn't the weirdest thing, right? CB points out that for as long we've been e-subscribing to Men's Fitness, since October, 2010, they've never had a female cover star. As for said cover… the image looks ridiculous. Like, Stacy has a GREAT body. Her body is insane. Her body is so good, I don't think most people look at her face. But I'm trying to look at her face, and I can barely see it under the mound of Photoshop and hair. I really think they took her head from another photo and just superimposed it on the best "body shot." Also: CB pointed out that Stacy looks so much like Kelly Preston on the cover. RIGHT? Remember, one of George Clooney's original girlfriends, back in the 1980s, was Kelly Preston. Weird. As for the cover article, the piece is called "The Coolest Hot Girl," so you know it's going to a bastion of journalistic integrity. To her credit, much is made about how unfussy Stacy is – she doesn't travel with an entourage, she sits patiently while people mess around with her hair and makeup, she doesn't complain, ever. Here are some highlights from the piece:
[From Men's Fitness, print edition] Is anyone else surprised that she didn't mention George Clooney whatsoever? I don't know if the interviewer asked about Clooney and got denied, or if Stacy was allowed to demand "no Clooney questions" for this piece. Reading through the whole cover story, I did get the sinking feeling that perhaps Stacy is feathering her nest for a breakup that's coming soon. Like, she probably gave this interview a month ago – after the Oscars, but around the time when Clooney went to DC (and he got arrested) and she was left to her own devices. And then this past weekend she was left behind again after she "got a job" that she apparently had to do on a Saturday night? Yeah… I do think this relationship is winding down. And I think Stacy is trying to be smart about it and prepare for her next chapter. |
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