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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.21.12
- Tim Tebow Doesn’t Want You To See This Picture
- Heidi Montag’s Still Alive
- Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED?
- Hey, They Found Nick Stahl
- Katy Perry Didn’t Even Show Her Boobs: The 2012 Billboard Music Awards
- Don’t Try To Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth
- Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Classier and Classier, Man
- I Think The Paparazzi Know You Have Breasts, Kim Kardashian, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.21.12 Posted: 21 May 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s overstuffed The Crap We Missed which is a direct reference to Lil Kim‘s performance wardrobe that landed her two spots in today’s gallery, because seriously, how do you choose between this and this? We’ve also got Scott Disick And The Amazing Technicolor Douchecoat, Tara Reid who’s john amazingly looks more fucked up Read More ...  |
| Tim Tebow Doesn’t Want You To See This Picture Posted: 21 May 2012 12:08 PM PDT  Tim Tebow caught Rock of Ages on Broadway over the weekend and was even nice enough to pose with the cast backstage (above) who also tweeted pics of themselves Tebowing. Pretty innocent shit, right? Except tell that to Jesus who visited Tim in a dream shortly thereafter and said, “Jesus Christ, dude, Broadway? Do you Read More ...  |
| Posted: 21 May 2012 11:14 AM PDT        And this is why future sex robots should be biodegradable. How many times do I have say it? The last time Heidi Montag was on the site it was September 2011, although some of us will always believe in our hearts that she never really left us. Anyway, here she is making a rare, and Read More ...  |
| Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? Posted: 21 May 2012 10:03 AM PDT        So remember when you sat down to watch Burn Notice for the very first time and went, “Wait, that’s Gabrielle Anwar? She looks great.” You’re gonna want to hold tight to those memories. In fact, you should probably just click on a different post altogether. I don’t even know why I did this to you. Read More ...  |
| Posted: 21 May 2012 09:30 AM PDT  Thanks to Nick Stahl‘s wife constantly talking to the media, we were led to frantically believe he’d been missing since May 9 even though friends had seen him since then and he has a history of vanishing for a few days to blow his royalty checks on heroin then crawl home and ask if Terminator Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Didn’t Even Show Her Boobs: The 2012 Billboard Music Awards Posted: 21 May 2012 08:35 AM PDT        Unless your birth name happened to be Destiny Hope Cyrus Mulletvagina Hatfield Robert E. Lee, III, you were probably pretty fucking boring to look at during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. So here’s those people anyway in the hopes that staring at still images of them will cause some sort of exciting magic to happen Read More ...  |
| Don’t Try To Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth Posted: 21 May 2012 07:31 AM PDT  On the off-chance you were nowhere near a computer this weekend, right after we farted out for the day on Friday, which is probably the most professional way to describe our workflow, Will Smith apparently “slapped” a reporter in Moscow after the dude tried to kiss him on the mouth during the red carpet premiere Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Classier and Classier, Man Posted: 21 May 2012 06:47 AM PDT        Here’s Miley Cyrus at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where she apparently decided to wear nothing but a men’s blazer and a nose ring because she understands the finer subtleties and nuance of elegantly accentuating one’s ascension into womanhood. Which is why if you tilt your head ever-so-slightly, or not even try to look, you’ll Read More ...  |
| I Think The Paparazzi Know You Have Breasts, Kim Kardashian, And Other News Posted: 21 May 2012 06:17 AM PDT        - Kate Upton gifs make all the other girls jealous. - Holy fuck, marketers of The Amazing Spider-Man? WHY? - An honest trailer for Transformers. - NBC handled firing Community showrunner Dan Harmon just a little bit better than they did Conan if better means they just didn’t even bother calling Read More ...  |
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