Monday, May 14, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.14.12

Posted: 14 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side Read More ...

Rihanna’s Boobs Were Dinosaurs The Whole Time

Posted: 14 May 2012 11:30 AM PDT

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The last time Rihanna uploaded a bunch of pics to Facebook, it was of her butt in a bikini, so in her defense, the only way to top that is behind-the-scene photos where people paint lizard scales on her topless chest. So here’s Rihanna on the set of her new video for “Where Have You Read More ...

Tan Mom Wants To Do Playboy Now. I Swear To God, Hugh Hefner….

Posted: 14 May 2012 10:23 AM PDT

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Just… goddammit, New Jersey. If there’s anything this great country of ours has taught us, it’s that any type of publicity, even from reckless child endangerment, will immediately turn you into a celebrity who thinks she has a shot at Playboy which you will then immediately reject and/or be open to considering without the offer Read More ...

So Anne Hathaway Wasn’t Wearing Her Engagement Ring In Those Bikini Photos. Or These.

Posted: 14 May 2012 09:44 AM PDT

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As far as everyone knows, Anne Hathaway has been engaged Adam Shulman since November. Except in the batch of bikini photos that popped up over the weekend, she’s not only not wearing her engagement ring, but spending the entire time with Italian Argentinian polo player Nacho Figueras and we all know Anne has a soft Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Fingers Are The New Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth

Posted: 14 May 2012 08:44 AM PDT

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Back in October, absolutely no one was surprised to see Lindsay Lohan‘s teeth looking like chipped ashtray hell, yet it still became an Internet sensation anyway to the point that she actually went and bought new teeth. So to relive that magic, here’s Lindsay in New York over the weekend where her hands looked like Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Went To The Lakers Game

Posted: 14 May 2012 07:35 AM PDT

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“Girl, your titties are so big, I ain’t even thinkin’ ’bout Matt Lauer.” Because pretending to date Kanye West couldn’t possibly be enough publicity, Kim Kardashian reminded everyone she has giant breasts at Saturday’s Lakers game by constantly leaning forward and making sure the paparazzi could aim their cameras right into her cleavage which would Read More ...

Octomom’s Lecturing Tan Mom Now

Posted: 14 May 2012 06:05 AM PDT

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As a rule of thumb, if the media’s already given you a nickname that ends in “mom,” your best is to keep your mouth shut and pray to God no one ever finds the bodies from your first attempt at child-rearing. Unfortunately, Tan Mom has practically been blood in the water for horrible moms and/or Read More ...

Audrina Patridge’s In A Bikini And Other News

Posted: 14 May 2012 06:00 AM PDT

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- Breasts that don’t have a giant gap between them. - Lisa Marie Presley quit Scientology, so hopefully this means more John Travolta trapping masseurs in a naked labyrinth stories. - Jennifer Lopez let her driver show his face on American Idol. - We now live in a world without new Read More ...
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