Monday, May 7, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


If It Was Punchable, The Hulk Punched It: A Review of ‘The Avengers’

Posted: 07 May 2012 07:00 PM PDT

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“Seriously, guys, tell me that flying boat ride wasn’t awesome. It even had a pirate with an eye patch! A black pirate, but that’s okay ’cause this is the future.” So last summer, I decided to spice things up because, frankly, you used to be way freakier before we moved in together. This resulted in Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.7.12

Posted: 07 May 2012 10:30 AM PDT

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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you super early today because Photo Boy and I are finally seeing The Avengers as you’re reading this, so I can post a nerdishly long review later tonight because it’s that time of year again. And for you careful observers, yes, I just took a half-day Read More ...

Mark Wahlberg Really Doesn’t Get How Glass Works

Posted: 07 May 2012 09:30 AM PDT

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“Hey, can I call you back? There’s terrorism happening. — How can I tell? *looks down* I have my ways…” Posted by Photo Boy Mark Wahlberg is once again on his balcony, only this time he’s in his underwear, but he doesn’t have his monocular, so I’m not really sure how he’s going to spot Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Fancy Ol’ Bra To Go To Dang Ol’ Disneyland, It Ain’t No Hootenanny

Posted: 07 May 2012 08:30 AM PDT

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Disney has put untold millions into Miley Cyrus‘ pockets allowing her to live a sweet, care-free existence full of Pilates classes and cakes shaped like giant dicks. Pharaohs didn’t have it this good. So you’d just assume that when she visits her benefactor’s family-themed amusement park, she’d dress just a tad more modestly. Then again, Read More ...

Tan Mom Vs. Snooki: The Case For More Abortions

Posted: 07 May 2012 07:20 AM PDT

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While I was a away last week drowning myself in a sea of pork barbecue sandwiches, calabash and homophobia in every direction (Vote May 8 to stop them faggots!), I couldn’t help myself from thinking, “Gosh, I hope the Internet finds a new crazy mom to hate.” And almost as if you heard the cries Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Had Dinner With Woody Allen

Posted: 07 May 2012 05:50 AM PDT

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“Oh my God. They found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty!” So far this year, Lindsay Lohan has had only two acting jobs which she either showed up six hours late to (Glee) or skipped dress rehearsals (SNL), so naturally Woody Allen wanted to have dinner with her Read More ...

Jessica Szohr, Could You Point Me To The Bar? And Other News

Posted: 07 May 2012 05:27 AM PDT

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- In case, like me, you missed the new Amazing Spider-Man trailer which has absolutely zero jazz-dancing, emo Peter Parkers. SOLD. - Elizabeth Taylor‘s kids are thrilled Lindsay Lohan is playing their mom. Just thrilled. - I think these people ingested some sort of alcohol. I’m not sure… - Why an awesome Read More ...

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