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• The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12
• You’ll Never Break Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spirit
• Zhang Ziyi Might Be A Hooker, Though Probably Not By Choice, Yeesh
• Alexander Skarsgard Is Seriously Banging Everyone, You Think I’m Joking
• Justin Bieber: Norway’s Newest Holy Terror
• So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It.
• Afrojack Stopped Having Sex With Paris Hilton, He Didn’t ‘Dump’ Her. There’s A Difference
• Mark Wahlberg Senses Trouble And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12 Posted: 31 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law. T. Howe Vagslayer III, Read More ...

You’ll Never Break Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spirit Posted: 31 May 2012 12:11 PM PDT Jennifer Love Hewitt might be constantly in the press for openly fantasizing about men way out of her league and/or eating cheeseburgers, but this is a confident, independent woman we’re talking about who’s not afraid to communicate via tank tops that she’ll never stop slathering herself in vanilla extract until one of the three rings Read More ...

Zhang Ziyi Might Be A Hooker, Though Probably Not By Choice, Yeesh Posted: 31 May 2012 11:09 AM PDT Chinese film actress Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 2, Memoirs of a Geisha) is apparently being accused of being a high-priced prostitute for Communist Party officials which despite the most recent of those movies coming out seven years ago, has become a huge story today because here’s a list of things dudes Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgard Is Seriously Banging Everyone, You Think I’m Joking Posted: 31 May 2012 09:45 AM PDT (h/t Mary for the lamb pic from the mind-meltingest Alexander Skarsgard pictorial you’ll ever see in your life.)   Photos: Bullett, Getty, Splash News, WENNRead More ...

Justin Bieber: Norway’s Newest Holy Terror Posted: 31 May 2012 08:45 AM PDT Here’s Justin Bieber in Paris this morning after he was apparently the worst thing to happen to Oslo last night since Anders Behring Breivik. According to TMZ someone in his camp thought it’d be a great idea to offer teenage girls a free concert which, not surprisingly, resulted in a blonde underage riot leaving 63 Read More ...

So Everyone’s Cool With Kendall & Kylie Jenner In Bikinis Because Their Mom’s The Devil? Got It. Posted: 31 May 2012 07:39 AM PDT “Hello, paparazzi? Kris Jenner. Listen, could you be a doll and take pictures of my underage daughters in bikinis so they’ll end up on the pedophile machine, I mean Internet? I’m willing to allow two butt shots of Kim next time you see her. — You’ll do it? Thank you! Love you guys! Ciao!” Photos: Read More ...

Afrojack Stopped Having Sex With Paris Hilton, He Didn’t ‘Dump’ Her. There’s A Difference Posted: 31 May 2012 07:07 AM PDT In her quest to become a DJ, Paris Hilton latched onto Afrojack who apparently felt burning pee was worth the price of letting her tag along and think there’s more to being a DJ than pressing play. However, like all relationships based on itchy sex, eventually a man’s heart turns to sticking his penis in Read More ...

Mark Wahlberg Senses Trouble And Other News Posted: 31 May 2012 06:21 AM PDT “Hey, honey, call the Pentagon, would ya? I got one of dem hahd-ons again, could mean terrahism.” - Redheads Are All The Rage These Days - Tom Hiddleston is your Glamour Man of the Year. - 15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind - The Olsen Read More ...

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