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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12
- Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already
- Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron?
- Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory.
- Jenna Jameson Got A DUI
- Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12 Posted: 25 May 2012 10:00 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know Read More ...  |
| Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already Posted: 25 May 2012 09:15 AM PDT        With a dressing room stocked full of fried chicken, tater salad and all the Doritos a girl can eat hanging in the balance, you’d just assume Britney Spears would take her first day as an X Factor judge very seriously. (You keep saying she’s also getting paid $15 million like that means something. I don’t Read More ...  |
| Posted: 25 May 2012 08:30 AM PDT |
| Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory. Posted: 25 May 2012 07:42 AM PDT        You may have noticed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all over the place at Cannes which of course turned out to be a giant publicity grab (See how empty they are inside?) for his short film “experience” Cruel Summer that debuted last night. Though not so much as part of the festival as part of Read More ...  |
| Posted: 25 May 2012 06:46 AM PDT        Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole. According to Read More ...  |
| Brooke Hogan Joins The Family Business (Wait, No Mustache?) And Other News Posted: 25 May 2012 06:02 AM PDT        - Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. - Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. - Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. - Stole somebody’s iPhone? Probably not a good idea to document your life, job and girlfriend via Read More ...  |
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