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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.10.12
- Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In.
- I Don’t Remember Elizabeth Taylor Being So Orange
- Hey, Milla Jovovich’s Butt? What’s Crackin’?
- Chris Brown Thanks Rihanna For Working With Him By Calling Her A Bitch On His New Track
- George Lucas is Straight Gangster
- We’re Starting To Notice Your Face, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Evasive Action!
- I’ll Fight Anyone Who Doesn’t Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.10.12 Posted: 10 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Chelsea Handler has become indistinguishable from Helen Hunt, someone probably died after reaching toward Seal‘s camera, Eve‘s alive (Who knew?), and Wilmer Valderrama put on his deepest V for what I’m assuming was a Dr. Scholl’s sponsored post-prom party. Johnny Depp‘s earrings. Worse insult to Native Americans Read More ...  |
| Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In. Posted: 10 May 2012 11:54 AM PDT        Yesterday, President Obama fully endorsed same-sex marriage rights which, whether it was a contrived political calculation or not, still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic that of course was immediately spun as a war on Christianity and marriage, but none of that’s as Read More ...  |
| I Don’t Remember Elizabeth Taylor Being So Orange Posted: 10 May 2012 11:09 AM PDT        So despite all the reasons mentioned in this Woody Allen post and the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan in general, A&E decided to showcase her anyway at last night’s upfronts to promote her role as Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie Liz & Dick (actual title). And, of course, to thank them for taking Read More ...  |
| Hey, Milla Jovovich’s Butt? What’s Crackin’? Posted: 10 May 2012 10:04 AM PDT        I’m 11. Quick Note: These pics are quasi-SFW, but just in case, tell your boss Milla Jovovich is wearing underwear, it’s just up her butthole, so technically this doesn’t count as nudity. In fact, bring them over right now, I’ll say hi. YOUR EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT THIS SITE ALL DAY BECAUSE TRAPPING PEOPLE IN AN Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Thanks Rihanna For Working With Him By Calling Her A Bitch On His New Track Posted: 10 May 2012 09:13 AM PDT        Back in February, Rihanna shocked the music world by letting her label talk into her recording two tracks with Chris Brown despite the fact he violently beat the shit out of her three years ago for simply looking at his phone and hasn’t shown a shred of remorse since. She even went so far to Read More ...  |
| George Lucas is Straight Gangster Posted: 10 May 2012 07:17 AM PDT  “Zup?” Over the past decade, George Lucas has been trying to build a 263,701 square-foot “movie-making complex” complete with daycare and over $300 million in jobs to Marin County except his rich neighbors formed their own rebel alliance – *adjusts bow tie* – because, wait for it, it would bring too much “foot traffic” and Read More ...  |
| We’re Starting To Notice Your Face, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Evasive Action! Posted: 10 May 2012 07:15 AM PDT        Based on what the Internet tells me in the most sensationalistic manner possible (Never change.), Jennifer Love Hewitt currently stars in a show that’s main plotline is she jerks everybody off. Which I’m not criticizing because I don’t think enough women understand how important an impromptu handjob is to not making men think about how Read More ...  |
| I’ll Fight Anyone Who Doesn’t Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News Posted: 10 May 2012 06:28 AM PDT        - The cast of Desperate Housewives is apparently cheap as fuck. - Redheads are torches now. Or something. Boobs, this link has boobs. - Cameron Diaz might be getting Fassbent as we speak. - The E-Trade Baby is now the E-Trade kindergartener. - Nina Dobrev is really flexible making her Read More ...  |
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