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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.11.12
- Anne Hathaway’s In A Bikini
- Alexander Skarsgard Impregnated The Entire Hollywood Premiere of ‘Battleship’
- Katy Perry’s Goth Now
- John Travolta Accused Of Soliciting Third Masseur For Gay Sex, Sends Kelly Preston Into Hiding
- So This Is Where Anna Faris’ Baby Will Pop Out…
- Rihanna Wore This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.11.12 Posted: 11 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I figured I’d make almost entirely boobs since most of our female readership is busy trying to contain the fire hydrant that used to be their lady-groin thanks to Skarsgard. Anyway, for your enjoyment, fellas, we’ve got young boobs, old boobs, young boobs again, devil boobs, lesboobs, Read More ...  |
| Posted: 11 May 2012 11:15 AM PDT        Here’s Anne Hathaway making her first second bikini debut on The Superficial which I’m sure will be the crowning achievement of her respectable career. “Eh, working with Christopher Nolan was okay, I guess,” I imagine her saying as I realize I picked the wrong moment to walk out of our hotel room bathroom wearing nothing Read More ...  |
| Alexander Skarsgard Impregnated The Entire Hollywood Premiere of ‘Battleship’ Posted: 11 May 2012 10:53 AM PDT        Much like Alexander Skarsgard‘s penis when set to “Stun-Fuck,” I’ll get right to the chase: Here he is at last night’s Hollywood premiere of Battleship which we added horrible captions to, and as always, a little ditty to set the mood. Dig in. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNRead More ...  |
| Posted: 11 May 2012 09:10 AM PDT        Here’s Katy Perry at the NARM Music Biz Awards where she tried to bang Marilyn Manson after he cast an enchantment spell on her Adidas commerical. That’s really the only explanation here. Unfortunately for Katy Perry, she also has to go through Shia LaBeouf first who’s now the Official Gatekeeper of The Temple of Absinthe Read More ...  |
| John Travolta Accused Of Soliciting Third Masseur For Gay Sex, Sends Kelly Preston Into Hiding Posted: 11 May 2012 08:22 AM PDT        As the Internet’s slowly learning this week, apparently if you’re a dude, or even just know a dude, who works/worked in the hospitality industry, at one point you or your friend have been asked to stick your penis in John Travolta‘s butt in a completely friendly, just two heterosexual dudes hanging out way because he’s Read More ...  |
| So This Is Where Anna Faris’ Baby Will Pop Out… Posted: 11 May 2012 07:06 AM PDT        Anna Faris just announced she’s pregnant this week, so I don’t exactly know how I feel about posting pics of her having a wardrobe malfunction at last night’s premiere of The Dictator. Except I do and it’s knock out my rent, you horny little click puppets, it’s not like the kid’s crowning even though this Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Wore This And Other News Posted: 11 May 2012 06:19 AM PDT        - Jessica Biel wants to pretend she didn’t start out on 7th Heaven. - It’s Friday, you could use some photobombs. With breasts. Photobombs with breasts. - And here’s Shauna Sand literally getting banged on the beach in front of the paparazzi and I’m using literally in the most literal sense possible. Read More ...  |
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