Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

Posted: 08 May 2012 01:45 PM PDT

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“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF* Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the Read More ...

John Travolta’s Accused of Molesting A Second Male Masseur Now

Posted: 08 May 2012 01:30 PM PDT

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Before I get into another tale of John Travolta trying to get a completely straight happy ending from a second male masseur, commenter kimmykimkim said the following on a The Crap We Missed two weeks before this story was but a glimmer in John Travolta’s penis waiting for another man to be tricked into getting Read More ...

Ian Somerhalder Was Totally Instagram Before Instagram Was Instagram

Posted: 08 May 2012 01:15 PM PDT

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Whoa, hold up, a scarf AND a Polaroid camera? I think you’ve got Johnny Depp‘s attention, Ian Somerhalder. I think you’ve got his attention. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, WENNRead More ...

MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy

Posted: 08 May 2012 11:15 AM PDT

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“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic. Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including: “Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby Read More ...

Why Wouldn’t Alexander Skarsgard Be Banging An Italian Skydiver?

Posted: 08 May 2012 11:10 AM PDT

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Alexander Skarsgard, who by the way is currently gracing Subway soda cups which is why your Coke tastes pregnant, is apparently banging an Italian skydiver now, according to Life & Style which is really the only way to follow up nailing Rihanna in a Geisha house which, fun fact, he also totally did. Via Socialite Read More ...

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already

Posted: 08 May 2012 09:10 AM PDT

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Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real Read More ...

So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers

Posted: 08 May 2012 09:07 AM PDT

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“Golly gee, Mistah Kottah, is that a Red Robin?” While Photo Boy and I were off not snuggling at The Avengers yesterday, news broke that John Travolta is being sued by a male masseur who claims the actor hired him for a personal massage only to repeatedly grope the man’s penis, then eventually his own, Read More ...

Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News

Posted: 08 May 2012 06:21 AM PDT

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- Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. - Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. - Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. - “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.” – North Carolina - Read More ...

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