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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12
- John Travolta’s Accused of Molesting A Second Male Masseur Now
- Ian Somerhalder Was Totally Instagram Before Instagram Was Instagram
- MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy
- Why Wouldn’t Alexander Skarsgard Be Banging An Italian Skydiver?
- Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already
- So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers
- Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12 Posted: 08 May 2012 01:45 PM PDT        “A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF* Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the Read More ...  |
| John Travolta’s Accused of Molesting A Second Male Masseur Now Posted: 08 May 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Before I get into another tale of John Travolta trying to get a completely straight happy ending from a second male masseur, commenter kimmykimkim said the following on a The Crap We Missed two weeks before this story was but a glimmer in John Travolta’s penis waiting for another man to be tricked into getting Read More ...  |
| Ian Somerhalder Was Totally Instagram Before Instagram Was Instagram Posted: 08 May 2012 01:15 PM PDT        Whoa, hold up, a scarf AND a Polaroid camera? I think you’ve got Johnny Depp‘s attention, Ian Somerhalder. I think you’ve got his attention. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, WENNRead More ...  |
| MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy Posted: 08 May 2012 11:15 AM PDT        “January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic. Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including: “Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby Read More ...  |
| Why Wouldn’t Alexander Skarsgard Be Banging An Italian Skydiver? Posted: 08 May 2012 11:10 AM PDT        Alexander Skarsgard, who by the way is currently gracing Subway soda cups which is why your Coke tastes pregnant, is apparently banging an Italian skydiver now, according to Life & Style which is really the only way to follow up nailing Rihanna in a Geisha house which, fun fact, he also totally did. Via Socialite Read More ...  |
| Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already Posted: 08 May 2012 09:10 AM PDT        Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real Read More ...  |
| So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers Posted: 08 May 2012 09:07 AM PDT        “Golly gee, Mistah Kottah, is that a Red Robin?” While Photo Boy and I were off not snuggling at The Avengers yesterday, news broke that John Travolta is being sued by a male masseur who claims the actor hired him for a personal massage only to repeatedly grope the man’s penis, then eventually his own, Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News Posted: 08 May 2012 06:21 AM PDT        - Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. - Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. - Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. - “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.” – North Carolina - Read More ...  |
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