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Kristen Stewart wears Reem Acra to Rob Pattinson’s Cannes premiere: lovely?
“Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI, how shocking” links
Jennifer Love Hewitt “tested” her new boyfriend by treating him to a week long vacation

Kristen Stewart wears Reem Acra to Rob Pattinson’s Cannes premiere: lovely?

Posted: 25 May 2012 02:21 PM PDT

I knew that Kristen Stewart would at least show up for Robert Pattinson‘s big Cannes premiere of Cosmopolis, but she did more than just turn up and do her infamous eye roll. Kristen probably looks better here than I’ve ever seen her look before! She donned a red Reem Acra gown and looks unbelievably sexy here. In fact, Kaiser and I have both been sitting here and admiring how perky her boobs are in this dress. Did you even realize that KStew had boobs before she wore this dress? Probably not.

Bright red lipstick and glammed up hair and minimal accessories really set off the whole package, and while Kaiser doesn’t really like the lace detail on the sides and back, I do for very unexplained reasons.

But KStew didn’t walk the red carpet alone. Her escort was Tom Sturridge, also known as Rob’s BFF and Sienna Miller’s baby daddy. I guess Tom makes a good enough escort despite the scrunchie. God, I wish he’d just cut that thing off.

Kristen looked so good at this premiere that I almost forgot that she didn’t even star within the movie. So let’s check on Rob and his co-stars, shall we?

Sarah Gadon wore a strapless, royal blue Jason Wu dress with a black waistband. It was kind of meh, but so is Sarah. As for Rob, he pulled some excellent faces on his way into the theater.

Of course, there were lots of other gorgeous ladies on the red carpet, and several of them gave Kristen a run for her proverbial money by wearing red dresses as well. Some were more appropriate than … others.

Natasha Poly probably thought she was bringing it in this trashy-looking scarlet cutout dress, but she looked like she was begging for attention. Did she realize that the leading man’s girlfriend would also be wearing a sexy red gown? Probably not, but Natasha overdid it in a big way here.

In contrast, Beatrice Rose did better in red than Natasha did. She made a statement but didn’t go overboard.

Julianna Margulies didn’t look like a showoff at all in red in this Reed Krakoff color-block dress. Even with a strapless gown, Julianna manages to somehow look demure.

Next came a sea of greens and blues for several other ladies in attendance.

Doutzen Kroes wore this slightly ugly sequined Elie Saab gown with a black waistband. Her purposely messy hair and flawless makeup redeemed her look somewhat.

Lily Donaldson looked really cute in this green number. She’s an effortless beauty.

Finally, we have Aishwarya Rai in a midnight blue, embroidered Elie Saab couture gown. She is pure class and looked amazing.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

“Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI, how shocking” links

Posted: 25 May 2012 10:24 AM PDT

Jenna Jameson got a DUI. Shocking. [Dlisted]
Jimmy Fallon always gets his guests to do the cutest things. [Pop Sugar]
Jennifer Lawrence is super-busy. Good for her. [LaineyGossip]
Bar Refaeli's black jumpsuit is kind of meh. [Celebuzz]
Pajiba's review of On The Road. [Pajiba]
Dear Kate Upton: please do something with your eyebrows. [Yeeeah]
Kelly Clarkson lost weight for her boyfriend. [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian wears dresses other, bigger celebrities have worn before. [Evil Beet]
Reese Witherspoon and her bump are headed to Cannes. [A Socialite Life]
Brit-Brit thinks Simon Cowell is rude, y'all. [Radar]
Is Mitt Romney trying to shame women into voting for him? [Jezebel]
Kylie Minogue's dress looks like a sparkly gold condom. [Go Fug Yourself]
Food Network chef Anne Burrell is a lesbian. [OMG Blog]
Review of Moonrise Kingdom. [Moe Jackson]
Paris Hilton still thinks she's somebody. [ICYDK]
Adam Levine is too cool for reality television. [CDAN]
Kourtney Kardashian looks like she's ready to pop. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Jennifer Love Hewitt “tested” her new boyfriend by treating him to a week long vacation

Posted: 25 May 2012 09:54 AM PDT

Hewitt at the airport on May 22. Credit: FameFlynet

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a long history of dating her coworkers. She also has a long history of getting involved fast, falling hard, and the publicly pressuring her boyfriend into giving her a ring. So I’m reading this latest story about how she just spent a week in Tahiti with a co-star with some skepticism. If it really happened, then she just put aside her business commitments, her friends, and her busy life for a whole week in order to foot the bill on a romantic vacation with a guy she’s probably been dating less than a month. (I mean this is the first I’m hearing of him and she usually tells the press almost immediately after she dates someone.) The Enquirer frames this like she was “testing” her new man to see if the romance was there, and they mention that they’ve been dating since April. Pressure!

Jennifer Love Hewitt wanted to give her “Client List” co-star a romantic “test drive,” so she took him on a secret getaway to the South Pacific.

The actress has stepped up her relationship with 33 year-old Brian Hallisay. In mid-May, she treated him to a week-long tropical retreat at the secluded Yasawa Island Resort & Spa in Fiji.

“Jennifer is nuts about Brian, but she wanted to 100 percent sure so she took him on the vacation,” a close source told The Enquirer.

“She said this was going to be the test. If they could get along for a week with no distractions, then she’d be ready to go public with their romance.”

The love match, first disclosed by The Enquirer in April, soared to new heights during the island retreat – and 33 year-old Jennifer is thrilled, say sources.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 6, 2012.

Hewitt sort-of denied the earlier story that she was dating Hallisay. She tweeted that she was single, which isn’t exactly saying that she’s not dating him. I checked J.Love’s Twitter and she did go silent for a week in the middle of May, tweeting on May 14th: “Need to zen out tweet free for a week… Gonna work on book two! Xo.” Then she tweeted on May 22 “Hello lovelys!! Im back! Needed a week to just be with a group of friends, write, sleep and rest! Missed ya! Xoxo.” At least she’s not tweeting vacation photos and direct messages to her new guy. She’s sort of playing it close to her chest, so that’s something.

On one hand a week long vacation with a new person is romantic. It shows that you’re fun, spontaneous and ready to be there for your new partner. On the other, what does that say to a guy you just started dating when you drop absolutely everything to spend an entire week with him? Does it give the message he’s more important to you than your friends and whatever you have going on back home?

I don’t have a problem with Hewitt footing the bill, considering that she’s a wealthy woman. I hope this works out for her and that she’s happy and found “the one.” It would just be nice to read a story about her acting elusive for once.

Update: as many of you are pointing out, Hewitt was rumored to be dating another co-star, Collin Egglesfield, late last month. That probably fizzled out before she hooked up with this other guy.

This is Hallisay in 2008. There is a more recent photo of him here. He’s hot! Hewitt likes dark-haired men, doesn’t she?