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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12
- Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such
- ‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’
- ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course.
- John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping
- Jenny McCarthy’s Doing Playboy Again
- Miley Cyrus Needs A Dang Ol’ Tighter Dress, Man
- Justin Bieber Likes Drawing Penises
- It’s Thor Holding His Baby
- Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12 Posted: 17 May 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such Posted: 17 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT        I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited Read More ...  |
| ‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’ Posted: 17 May 2012 12:45 PM PDT        For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who Read More ...  |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course. Posted: 17 May 2012 11:45 AM PDT        According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on Facebook of beating her because she was hanging out with her ex Kieffer who, after Read More ...  |
| John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping Posted: 17 May 2012 11:00 AM PDT  While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his late Grease co-star Jeff Conaway which surprisingly ended their relationship because Hollywood has weird rules that way. Ha, but not us though, right, Photo Boy? (Don’t look me Read More ...  |
| Jenny McCarthy’s Doing Playboy Again Posted: 17 May 2012 07:59 AM PDT        Like most scientists, Jenny McCarthy just wants the respect of her peers and to be acknowledged for her tireless research in the field of medical science. Which explains why she agreed to show her tits for money in the July issue of Playboy like the reputable academic she is. Also, everyone knows posing for Penthouse Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Needs A Dang Ol’ Tighter Dress, Man Posted: 17 May 2012 07:55 AM PDT        Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Likes Drawing Penises Posted: 17 May 2012 07:50 AM PDT        In the same issue featuring an interview with Michael Fassbender about his giant penis that tries not to be about his giant penis, Deadspin‘s Drew Magary attempts to do an interview with Justin Bieber for GQ that turns into an exercise in dealing with an ADD-addled wannabe gangsta who lives in an insulated bubble that Read More ...  |
| Posted: 17 May 2012 07:12 AM PDT        “Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned with peppercorn.. Wench, I grow hungry!” By voluminous request, here’s The Avengers/Thor star Chris Hemsworth holding his newborn daughter India Rose in London yesterday because if you didn’t know already, handsome dudes holding Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 17 May 2012 06:08 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lopez‘s stunt double looks so much like her… - Don’t ask Mariah Carey about Britney Spears judging X-Factor. - Remixing Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s cheesy one-liners and setting them to music is just goddamn incredible. - Gloria Allred is representing the first John Travolta accuser now in case you’re wondering how Read More ...  |
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