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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.30.12
- Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′
- Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Inconspicuous
- Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Say ‘Screw It,’ Just Start Driving Around In Van They Have Sex In
- BREAKING: Mila Kunis Put On Weight
- Michelle Rodriguez Understands The Oscars
- Sunglasses. British Airways Stole Sunglasses From Kim Kardashian
- Dominic Monaghan Really Wants Everyone To Know Matthew Fox Beats Women All The Time
- Lea Michele Wore This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.30.12 Posted: 30 May 2012 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we get another sneak peak at the production of Grown Ups 2, which I previously thought would surely suck enough it’s almost guaranteed a Travolta cameo, but have since been convinced otherwise thanks to this side-splitting pic of Andy Samberg in an ill-fitting cheerleader outfit. It’s funny Read More ...  |
| Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′ Posted: 30 May 2012 11:47 AM PDT       I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline. Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising because a.) if Read More ...  |
| Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Inconspicuous Posted: 30 May 2012 11:45 AM PDT        I know what you’re thinking, “Where the hell did Brian Austin Green find an umbrella with legs and more importantly does its vagina work?” So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that’s actually Megan Fox back there who we can now almost definitely say is pregnant because why go through all the trouble of watching Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Say ‘Screw It,’ Just Start Driving Around In Van They Have Sex In Posted: 30 May 2012 10:53 AM PDT        “Hey, little girl, want some can- Shut up, Michael’s ghost. We’re doing it my way first. – Sorry about that. Candy?” Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| BREAKING: Mila Kunis Put On Weight Posted: 30 May 2012 09:54 AM PDT        Okay, before everyone opens the window to their office and jumps out (Goddamn suicide-proof locks, I’ll kill you!), Mila Kunis is pretty disciplined, and outspoken, when it comes to diet and exercise, so what you’re looking at is more than likely her putting on some extra padding for a role considering these are from a Read More ...  |
| Michelle Rodriguez Understands The Oscars Posted: 30 May 2012 08:06 AM PDT        Apparently it’s Characters From LOST Say Whatever The Fuck They Want Day, because here’s Michelle Rodriguez explaining to Vulture why Nicole Kidman won’t win an Oscar solely for peeing on Zac Efron even though she clearly should. So right off the bat you can tell this was a sober conversation: As for those outrageous Paperboy Read More ...  |
| Sunglasses. British Airways Stole Sunglasses From Kim Kardashian Posted: 30 May 2012 08:05 AM PDT        Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian accused British Airways of stealing “special items” from her luggage which I just assumed was a clever ruse to leak a sex tape she made with Kanye. Turns out she was only doing the press version of whoring because it turns out the whole thing is over a pair of Read More ...  |
| Dominic Monaghan Really Wants Everyone To Know Matthew Fox Beats Women All The Time Posted: 30 May 2012 07:04 AM PDT  If you ever thought to yourself, “my, the cast of LOST must really be the closest of friends who had the best of times together,” you’re going to want to stop doing that because apparently Jack beat the shit out of women all the time (Presumably the wife he cheated on.) which made Charlie really Read More ...  |
| Lea Michele Wore This And Other News Posted: 30 May 2012 06:20 AM PDT        - Summer Is Here And We've Gone Country Girl - Kate Middleton wore the same dress twice! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!! - Neil Gaiman’s Graduation Speech Turned Into A Comic - Jason Trawick made a “video love note” for Britney Spears that surprisingly doesn’t involve the words “cheesy bread.” - Read More ...  |
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