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“Cynthia Nixon & Christine Marinoni (Rojo Caliente) got married in NYC” links
Britney Spears “walked off” X Factor set again, is she going to be able to do this job?
Angelina Jolie cancels summer wedding plans, Brad Pitt cries about it
Rihanna only ended things with Chris Brown after he refused to dump Karrueche
Diane Kruger wears a ridiculous Dior gown & the Cannes Film Festival wrap-up
Katy Perry goes makeup free in her new movie: better than expected?
Noomi Rapace, NYT Mag: “I thought LA was about… glossy big lips and big t-ts”
Amanda Bynes had another hit & run. Is she going to get her license taken away finally?
Lindsay Lohan’s big problem is prescription drugs, says Michael Lohan
Rihanna goes topless for her new perfume ad: sorta sexy or just trashy?

“Cynthia Nixon & Christine Marinoni (Rojo Caliente) got married in NYC” links

Posted: 28 May 2012 07:40 AM PDT

Cynthia Nixon & Rojo Caliente (name credit: Michael K) got married!!!! Michael K is ~~probably~~ totally crying tears of joy right now. [Dlisted]
Happy birthday Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! [Pop Sugar]
Lainey's inside scoop on Bella & Edward. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel had an engagement party. [Celebuzz]
Do you miss Lost? I do not. [Pajiba]
Mary J. Blige has money problems. [Bossip]
Meg Ryan is more veiny than Angelina Jolie. [The Blemish]
Kanye West: "Imma let you be styled by me, girl." [Evil Beet]
Everyone's talking about this marriage proposal. [The Frisky]
Ian Somerdale & Nina Dobrev are still together. [A Socialite Life]
Mark Zuckerberg's wife sounds pretty down-to-earth. [Jezebel]
Details about Kanye West's movie, Cruel Summer. Ugh. [PopBytes]
This model looks sort of like Demi Moore. And Hilary Swank. [Celebslam]
More model photos from last week's amfAR gala. [Go Fug Yourself]
Would you buy stamps with famous directors? I would. [Videogum]
Madonna looks like an old-timey knight. [I'm Not Obsessed]
David Furnich with one of his babies. [INFDaily]

*****Happy Memorial Day, y’all! Celebitchy, Agent Bedhead & I hope you have a happy and safe holiday. Don’t eat too many hawt dergs.

Britney Spears “walked off” X Factor set again, is she going to be able to do this job?

Posted: 28 May 2012 07:35 AM PDT

I was just about to write off Britney’s “walk off” on the X Factor set as an urgent pee break extended too long after Britney got distracted by all the Snickers and Doritos in her dressing room. Kaiser clued me in to this US Weekly story claiming she’d done it again. The strange thing is, TMZ didn’t carry this story. They’ve been crowing about how Britney is unable to do her job on the show, and how she has X Factor producers “over a barrel” because her fat contract states that she can do basically whatever she wants when she’s there. But Simon Cowell and Britney just recorded a little message for TMZ telling them to go easy on her, and they are. Simon denied that there was any “walk out” in his portion of the video, and then Britney came on very quickly and simply said “Play nice Harvey.” Harvey Levin is of course the managing editor of TMZ.

TMZ probably got promised some insider X Factor stories and now they’re going to be “team Britney.” They did mention the second walk off by Britney, but in their version Britney seemed “to be in better spirits“ on her second day, and took “one short break, about five minutes, and she missed one audition … which everyone on set was totally ok with.” Here’s US’ version of that walkoff, which is much more damning to Britney. They have a supposed eyewitness who said that this second exit by Britney seemed very abrupt and that she wasn’t as relaxed as TMZ claims.

X-Factor judge Britney Spears walked off the show’s set during auditions Friday afternoon–just one day after TMZ reported she stormed off “angrily” following a hopeful contestant’s cover of one of her hits. (The singer, 30, slammed the report via Twitter later that day. “Britney walks off??? LOL was just taking a little break people,” she wrote. “I am having the BEST time!!!”)

“After a very popular contestant finished, Brit stood up and immediately walked towards the tunnel where judges enter,” a show source tells Us Weekly of the pop star’s dramatic exit Friday afternoon–adding that it wasn’t clear what spurred the departure. “Her bodyguards [and entourage] jumped up and ran after her. She was moving fast . . . It was odd.” (The witness adds that, after a little while, “she came back,” as though nothing unusual had happened.)

During Thursday’s auditions, the X-Factor source told Us Spears–who will reportedly see a $15 million payday for her stint on the show–seemed “uptight” compared to her fellow judges Simon Cowell, LA Reid and Demi Lovato. “Her body language was reserved,” the source shared.

“Demi, Simon and LA,” on the other hand, “seemed very relaxed and engaged with contestants and the audience,” the witness recounted.

[From US Weekly]

Britney has done two successful tours since her incident(s) in 2008. When you see her performing it’s obvious that she’s lip syncing and that she can’t dance like she used to (she had that knee injury, etc.) but she’s toured virtually without incident. So she’s capable of that. As we’ve talked about quite a lot, she hasn’t done many unscripted interviews, and we’ve heard that her team insisted last year that all video interviews with Britney be pre-taped and pre-approved before airing. So now she’s out there on her own and people are understandably wondering if she can handle it. Maybe we should just wait. I don’t mean to sound patronizing, but it’s possible she’s used to doing whatever the hell she wants and isn’t used to having to sit in one place and do a job for a few hours at a stretch. For 15 million dollars, she should figure it out faster than she is, you know? If that’s even what’s going on here.

Britney is shown outside the X Factor on 5-24-12. Credit: WENN.com and Fame Flynet

Angelina Jolie cancels summer wedding plans, Brad Pitt cries about it

Posted: 28 May 2012 06:37 AM PDT

I've been surprised by the lack of wall-to-wall coverage for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding plans. I always thought that if they ever got around to getting engaged, the tabloids would be in meltdown mode, and if they ever get married, the tabloids will have a field day with "DIVORCE!" headlines. But maybe, at long last, the tabloids are tired of playing the same old storyline? Probably not. In Touch Weekly reported a few weeks ago that Brad and Angelina might marry as soon as next weekend, just before Angelina begins work on Maleficent. But when Brad was flying solo at the Cannes Film Festival, he claimed that he and Angelina were very far from setting a date. Which is what Katie Nichol at The Mail says too – that Angelina is about to do back-to-back projects and Brad is pissed that she's putting their nuptials on hold:

Angelina Jolie and her fiance Brad Pitt have put their wedding plans on ice. The Hollywood A-listers, who finally got engaged in the spring after an eight-year courtship, were rumoured to be marrying at their chateau in the South of France this summer, with Brad reported to be planning the nuptials.

But Angelina's busy work schedule means the ceremony is likely to be postponed.

Angelina, 36, set tongues wagging when she did not join Brad for the premiere of his movie Killing Them Softly at the festival. Now I'm told their wedding plans are in chaos after she agreed to make three movies back-to-back.

The couple, left, are currently based in Richmond, South-West London, with their six children while Angelina films Disney's Maleficent.

The pair have an arrangement whereby they never work at the same time, and Brad, 48, is looking after their children while Angelina embarks on her marathon filming session, which includes Salt 2 and a probable role in Danny Boyle's next movie.

'Brad isn't happy that Angelina has taken on all this work as it has scuppered plans for a summer wedding,' says a source. 'He is taking on less work to be with the children and Ang's father, Jon Voight, is also flying to the UK to help out.'

[From The Mail]

As far as I know, Angelina will probably just be working on Maleficent this year. Salt 2 is listed on her IMDB as "announced" – and I'm guessing that they don't even have a working script yet (incidentally, the script for the first Salt SUCKED). Angelina's also supposed to do that Versace project with Ridley Scott, although they probably won't get around to it until next year. So… while I don't think a Brangelina summer wedding is in the cards, I think Brad and Angelina’s autumn and winter looks pretty clear. Would Angelina be an autumn bride?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Rihanna only ended things with Chris Brown after he refused to dump Karrueche

Posted: 28 May 2012 06:36 AM PDT

Most of this year has been full of continuing drama from Rihanna and Chris Brown. At first, it really seemed like Chris and Rihanna were either back together, or Chris was seeing Rihanna at the same time as he was dating his "official" girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. Rihanna and Chris collaborated on two songs, they were tweeting each other and hanging out together, they were probably hooking up a lot too. Rihanna was even tweet-taunting Karrueche (allegedly). And then something happened – Chris wrote a not-so-veiled song about Rihanna and how she's a big ol' slut (that's Chris saying that, not me) and Rihanna un-followed Chris on Twitter and he un-followed her too. Since then, it seems like Chris and Rihanna might actually be done with each other, at long f–king last. So what really went down? An insider went to Hollywood Life with the insider drama:

As we suspected and an insider now confirms, Chris Brown was happy to have a love triangle, enjoying both Karrueche Tran and Rihanna. Then, even though he had begged RiRi to take him back, he refused to call it off with Karrueche!

Chris Brown loves his ladies…and he wasn't about to choose between Rihanna and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. In fact, an insider close to Rihanna tells HollywoodLife.com the 23-year-old rapper and singer wanted to continue seeing both women, which was something Rihanna refused to let happen.

"Chris was not willing to end his relationship with Karrueche, even though he made Rihanna believe that he was still madly in love with her," the source says. "Chris is the one who initially reached out to Rihanna begging for her forgiveness. He was incredibly sweet to Rihanna at the beginning, telling her how much he missed her, how Karrueche could not even compare to her, how he wanted to make things work."

In fact, his tactics were beginning to work. Despite the fact that he assaulted her two years ago, Rihanna started collaborating with Chris again — even coming out with a remix to her song "Birthday Cake" and seeing each other out at clubs. However, all of their steps forward came to a screeching halt.

"Rihanna would have gone back to Chris, but once she realized that he still had so many anger issues and that he was never planning on leaving Karrueche, she pulled the plug on the relationship," our insider explains. "Chris basically wanted to have his cake and eat it too."

After her realization, Rihanna decided to take action…and Chris was not a happy camper.

"When Rihanna finally told him that she was going to start seeing other people if he wouldn't commit, Chris freaked out and started acting out," the source says. "His ego just took over and he basically told Rihanna that she was a slut. And then he released that song about Rihanna sleeping around."

Adds the insider, "Chris tweeted it wasn't about her, but she knew it was a stab in the back from him. He still has so many control issues."

And don't expect to see any more passive aggressive tweets flying back and forth between the hot and heavy pair. Things are officially over.

"Rihanna was willing to give him a second chance, but not anymore," her friend says. "She is sick of the broken promises. She has moved on once and for all. She realized that she can't even be casual friends with him, at least not for a very long time!"

[From Hollywood Life]

"Rihanna would have gone back to Chris, but once she realized that he still had so many anger issues and that he was never planning on leaving Karrueche, she pulled the plug on the relationship… Chris basically wanted to have his cake and eat it too." It makes me sick to say this, but I totally believe all of it. I believe that Rihanna was seriously considering getting back with Chris and I believe that a large part of the reason she didn't was because Chris wouldn't end things with Karrueche. Because – for whatever reason – THAT was what bugged Rihanna. Not the fact that Chris is a violent predator who beat the hell out of her and left her for dead. It's because he wouldn't make a monogamous commitment to her. Ugh. But whatever I think of Rihanna (she's an idiot with issues), Chris will always step up the plate and make everybody else look positively angelic by comparison.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Diane Kruger wears a ridiculous Dior gown & the Cannes Film Festival wrap-up

Posted: 28 May 2012 06:33 AM PDT

Well, the Cannes Film Festival has drawn to a close. Surprisingly, the most Americanized Cannes Film Festival in years had no American winners. There were no French winners either. A French-language film (from an Austrian director), Amour, did take home the Palme d'Or (the biggest prize). Amour is a story about an older man taking care of his wife who has had a stroke, and both roles are played by beloved French actors. From what the Los Angeles Times is saying (read their wrap-up here), the jury liked Garrett Hedlund in On the Road (not enough to give him anything though) and they liked Matthew McConaughey in Mud. Other films that weren't received all that well: Lawless (Tom Hardy, Shia LaBeouf film), The Paperboy (that awful-sounding Nicole Kidman film) and Cosmopolis, which didn't even get an American distributor. Critics liked Moonrise Kingdom and Killing Them Softly (Brad Pitt's latest), but there isn't a lot of early awards buzz for either.

Cannes juror Diane Kruger wore this ridiculous Dior gown for the closing ceremonies. How can you even sit down in that? Also: Bonus Ewan McGregor.

Here are more photos from the closing ceremonies and red carpet at Cannes. Mads Mikkelsen won Best Actor for his portrait of a teacher falsely accused of molesting a student.

Andie MacDowell and her daughter, Sarah Margaret Qualley. Great genes. Andie wore Armani, Sarah wore Elie Saab.

Kylie Minogue, looking pretty (and Botoxy) in Roberto Cavalli.

Alec Baldwin and his 20-something girl, Hilaria Thomas. Her dress looks really budget.

Audrey Tautou in…?? Chanel, maybe? Vintage? I don't know. I think Audrey is very pretty, but her style is very… cloying. At times.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Katy Perry goes makeup free in her new movie: better than expected?

Posted: 28 May 2012 06:10 AM PDT

Katy Perry has done the unthinkable and appeared completely (?) make-up free in a new video for her upcoming Part of Me 3-D concert movie. Unlike the movie’s trailer, it sure looks like Katy’s entirely bare-faced in this promo, which is a far cry from both her overly underdone “minimal” music video Marine look as well as Katy’s usual excessive war paint and drag-queen makeup tendencies. Here’s the video clip, and it’s actually rather endearing to watch if one ignores Katy’s quirky face pulling:

See? She looks like of cute here and much better than I expected after Russell Brand posted that really awful photoon Twitter of Katy waking up from a nap. While I really like Russell, that was a d-ck move. Here Katy looks so much younger without all of those false eyelashes and piled on face paint. While I understand her need to do so onstage, she could easily afford to go a bit more casual on a day-to-day basis. Considering how much makeup Katy usually wears though, she looks surprisingly decent here though, right?

Screencaps courtesy of YouTube

Noomi Rapace, NYT Mag: “I thought LA was about… glossy big lips and big t-ts”

Posted: 28 May 2012 05:52 AM PDT

Despite what you might have heard, Noomi Rapace is the lead in Ridley Scott's Prometheus, not Charlize Theron. Over the past few months, I've been seeing Charlize's involvement in the film get rolled back a bit in the press – don't go into the film expecting to see a "Charlize movie". It's a Noomi movie. Many of us who saw the original Swedish film trilogy of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, et al, know that Noomi is extraordinarily talented. Her first foray into big Hollywood studio films was Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, which, in my opinion, wasn't all that great. The film was a mess and Noomi did what she could with the material, but it wasn't great. So… I have high hopes for Prometheus. I'm also hoping Noomi does more interviews, because she comes across as a very strange, other-worldly creature in this New York Times Magazine cover profile. You can read the full thing here, and here are some highlights:

Noomi doesn't want to go Hollywood: "I don't have this crazy dream about going to Hollywood," she says in the video, "because I really love to watch movies and do movies that are complicated, and I want more strange things and complicated things."

She has an 8-year-old son, Lev: During my visit to Berlin, the weather was improbably balmy, and a youngish, well-turned-out set found its way to the rooftop pool and bar at the Soho House Berlin, a hotel and club in a restored Bauhaus building that at one time was the headquarters of the Hitler Youth and before that a Jewish-owned department store. There among the sunbathers, paddling around the small pool, was a cheerful, toothy boy wearing a mask and a snorkel: this was Rapace's son, Lev, age 8. In February he came with his mother to Berlin, where he attended a Swedish school. He would spend the latter part of the spring in Turkey to be with his father, Noomi's ex-husband, Ola Rapace. (An actor himself, Ola had gone to Turkey to play a villain in the next James Bond movie, "Skyfall.") Noomi joined Lev in the water for a while, and later she warned him not to splash too much, for the sake of the people in the poolside loungers, though privately she grumbled that people who can't abide a splash or two shouldn't sit next to the pool.

When she married, she and her husband changed their names: Noomi Noren was 21 when she started dating Ola Norell, and three months later they married, inventing the surname "Rapace," pronounced ra-PAHS, which means "bird of prey" in French. ("I always had a very strong thing with those birds and the concentration they had," she says.) She had been performing onstage in Stockholm, and when she became pregnant, two years after marrying, her colleagues told her she was nuts to derail a budding career by having a child so young. "I've never seen it that way," she says. "It's better to not be afraid of things and not avoid things. I thought, Now I know how it is to be pregnant and what it's like to be a mom." As an actor, she knew she could make use of those experiences.

Moving from Sweden to Iceland as a girl: She was 5 when her stepfather, a teacher, and her mother, a stage actress turned drama teacher, moved the family from Sweden to Solheimar, Iceland, a tiny village founded in the 1930s as a haven for disabled people. (Rapace didn't meet her biological father, a Spanish flamenco singer, until she was a teenager.) When the family moved to Solheimar, Rapace said, it was populated mostly by teenagers and adults with Down syndrome, and as a very young girl from another country, she found them menacing. "I was afraid of them," she says. "To me they were like big trolls. I was not allowed to be angry with them, but they were quite mean sometimes, violent and sexual."

Her punk youth in Stockholm: She went punk, bleaching her hair and piercing herself and, she says, drinking whatever the guys were drinking. "I've always wanted to compete with the guys," she says. It's a phase in her life that she seems disinclined to revisit. She happened to show me a pair of long, white tracks on the top of her arm, at first saying that they were a result of an adolescent attempt to tattoo herself, then saying that she was interested, back then, in the idea of becoming blood brothers and blood sisters with people, and finally telling me, "That period is not so interesting."

Going Hollywood: "I thought L.A. was more about celebrities and red carpets and glossy big lips and big tits," Rapace says. "I said to [my agent] Shelley when we met: 'I don't want to go to Hollywood. That's not for me. I want to do real movies.' And then she said, 'But who do you actually like?' I started to mention people, and she said, 'Those people actually live in L.A.' "

She wants to be one of the boys: "I'm terrified of being too famous," she says. "What I'm really afraid of is that the audiences will go into the theater and not be able to forget that it's me, that fame will stand in the way of my acting. I want to keep being able to change into different shapes and different personalities." She says she never wants to play the sexy sidekick and that she still wants to compete with the guys — Leonardo DiCaprio, Josh Brolin, Christian Bale and Michael Fassbender, her "Prometheus" co-star, are among the actors she admires. "They're not working out of vanity," she says. "They're not trying to look hot all the time."

[From The New York Times]

Ah, Noomi wants to be Michael Fassbender. Sigh. It's like that old saying – "Men want to be him, women want to be with him…" Only in Noomi's case it's "Men want to be him, women want to be him too." Anyway, the most startling news to me was that Noomi is a mom to an 8-year-old son. I had no idea!

Photos courtesy of WENN, NYT Mag.

Amanda Bynes had another hit & run. Is she going to get her license taken away finally?

Posted: 28 May 2012 05:35 AM PDT

I just looked up Amanda Bynes’ age, and I’m honestly surprised that she’s 26. The way she’s been acting, I assumed that she was around 22. Kaiser usually covers Amanda and up until now I sort-of ignored her and was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt since I assumed she was young enough to learn from her mistakes. Let’s revisit them… A DUI in early April (during which she hit a cop car), texting and driving (with the paparazzi there) just a week later, and a hit and run earlier this month. Amanda claimed that she had no idea she hit that other car, and she was released without charges.

It turns out that Amanda committed another hit and run in early April, just four days after her DUI, and we’re just finding out about it now. She also ran a stop light after she hit that other car. So either she was doubly careless (very possible) or was so anxious to flee the scene that she deliberately ran a red light. You know it’s been a whole three weeks since she’s been involved in a car accident, and it seems like she’s due for another one. Here’s more:

Amanda Bynes slammed into a car on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley on April 10 … then fled the scene — according to the victim who told cops the troubled actress was the culprit.

The culprit was driving a 5 series BMW at the time of the accident. The victim gave chase, got off the freeway, but the culprit blew a red light, never to be seen again. The victim was able to write down the license plate number. She only got a profile view of the woman driving the BMW.

CHP showed up, ran the plate and determined it was a rental vehicle. Officers told the victim the culprit was driving an Enterprise rental car. The victim then contacted Enterprise, who told her the person who had rented the car was Amanda Bynes.

The victim then showed up at a CHP substation and ID’d Amanda from a photo lineup. And get this … the photo of Amanda was taken just 4 days earlier — it was her mug shot from a DUI arrest. Amanda was driving in West Hollywood on April 6 when she clipped a cop car and was immediately popped for DUI.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the case was referred to a filing officer at the L.A. City Attorney’s Office who immediately rejected it because there was no independent witness fingering Amanda as the phantom driver.

[From TMZ]

So the verdict of this story is that this girl who is old enough to know way, way better had a second hit and run and that NOTHING is going to happen to her for this incident either. Considering that there are no charges for either hit and run, it’s entirely possible that the judge in her DUI case won’t even know that she had two other hit and runs within a month of her DUI. (Some of our legal experts can hopefully clarify this for me, but I don’t think that either incident can be brought up in court since there were no citations issued, right?)

Getting back to the issue of whether she’s able to stop drinking, driving, texting, and sideswiping – I guess anyone is able to change their ways. Nicole Richie’s last DUI was in 2006, and she was 25 at the time. Khloe Kardashian got a DUI when she was 23 and she learned from it. Amanda has obviously gone on a huge bender, though, and I doubt she’s called a cab once. If a DUI, two freaking hit and run incidents, and photos of yourself driving over a curb while texting on your phone aren’t a wakeup call, what will be? This is her first DUI and from what I can find she probably won’t even get her license suspended. Another Lohan in the making, as offensive as that is to her to hear.

These photos are of Amanda after her DUI arrest on 4-6-12. She’s shown texting and driving on 4-12, and at the MTV Movie Awards on 6-5-11. Credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com

Lindsay Lohan’s big problem is prescription drugs, says Michael Lohan

Posted: 28 May 2012 04:28 AM PDT

Back in late February and early March, Lindsay Lohan began yet another "comeback tour" of the media. She did a big Today Show interview with Matt Lauer in which she famously claimed that she doesn't even like to go out anymore because she's such a "homebody". She wandered around NYC, getting pap'd on a daily basis. She got in touch with her New York dealers. All of the "comeback" crap was Lindsay's self-promotion for her appearance on Saturday Night Live. Once the show actually came on, her performance was critically and universally panned – it was like the writers barely knew what to do with her, and she was left out of several skits when she wasn't crack-blinking her way through monotonously reading off the cue cards throughout every scene. Like this:

So, what was wrong with Lindsay? Who says there was even something "wrong" with her? I assumed that this is how she always is – barely lucid, bad timing, looking awful. As I theorized at the time, I wondered if this wouldn't be the beginning of some difficult "Was Lindsay Lohan ever 'talented' to begin with?" questions. Well, Lindsay's cracked-out father (the crack-apple didn't fall far from that crack-tree) has a theory!

Lindsay Lohan's much maligned appearance on Saturday Night Live was due to her taking prescription pills her dad Michael Lohan is claiming.

The town crier of information that Lindsay, 25, never wants in the public domain told Celebrityviplounge.com: "I have to say this… on SNL, Lindsay was not using any illicit drugs or drinking, but is still on the prescription drugs that they gave her."

He added: "And the meds that they give her are meds that they say she needs, but she doesn't need them. But they kind of make her flat. She's not acting at a full potential. It's like the screen is down over her."

Michael, who was hospitalized again recently due to ill health as Radaronline.com reported, said the thinks his daughter has changed her ways.

"And now when she did Glee I said, 'Linds, get off the damn medication and let people see who you really are.' And for a couple days before Glee, she went off this stuff. And there were tears in my eyes when I watched Glee. THAT was Lindsay. Yeah that was her acting. That is Lindsay Lohan at the Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls potential. That is what she was."

[From Radar]

Except that she was barely even on Glee, right? CB covered LL's appearance on Glee, and from what I gathered, Lindsay was on screen for something like three minutes in total. And it seemed like her timing was still off, and she was still playing a crackie version of herself. So it's not really "acting" is it?

As for the claim that LL's real problem is prescription drugs rather than crack, coke, meth and whatever else LL can get her ragamuffin hands on, well… sure. Sure, I believe she's still taking prescription drugs, many of which do her more harm than good. I also believe she's pretty much snorting, smoking, mainlining, injecting, swallowing and licking anything she get her ragamuffin hands on. It's not either/or with Lindsay. It's "all of the above".

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and SNL.

Rihanna goes topless for her new perfume ad: sorta sexy or just trashy?

Posted: 28 May 2012 04:00 AM PDT

Rihanna just can’t help herself when it comes to posting risque photos of herself on the internet. Seriously, the girl and her #thuglife are all over Twitter again, and this time she has posted some pseudo-topless photos (no nips or anything), which are actually behind-the-scenes, semi-candid photos of herself on the social networking site. She was super excited and tweeted, “I got a big shoot tomorrow for a surprise fragrance for my ladies called…NUDE!” Of course, going topless is the precise opposite sentiment of what Rihanna said not too long ago in an MTV interview about never wanting to take off her clothes for the camera:

Rihanna, one of the raunchiest, controversial and wildest ladies in the music industry, has said something that shocked us even more than when she collaborated with her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown! The 24-year-old spoke to Mondanite Magazine and began discussing photo shoots…

Although the singer has posed virtually naked previously and has been seen in some very revealing outfits of recent, when asked if she would ever strip off for a magazine shoot, she said: “My mother would kill me if I posed nude! My mother raised me with certain standards.”

The Bajan star also explained her love for revealing outfits: “The more I got naked, the more comfortable I felt. I just have to face my fear. You always find something wrong; you always find something you’re uncomfortable with. One thing turns into another and you get embarrassed and self-conscious about it – you feel like everybody can see what you see.”

[From MTV]

Okay, so most of us probably didn’t believe Rihanna when she said this stuff because she’s basically always close to naked in her videos and even on the street. This photo montage from her Twitter is basically soft pr0n style.